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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-01, 23:40
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Default Pimp master flex got turned down

I got served today, this girl was hella up on me cupcaking hella hard so I go in for the numbers, and she hella gave me the silent treatment. She was still smiling though, I think this is just some hard to get type shit. I'm confident these numbers will appear in my phone by the end of tomarrow.

All that can woo my bruised ego is a blowjob from an Korean sex slave, but I'm oh so far away from Koreatown.
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Old 2007-02-01, 23:50
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Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...
 #3 
Old 2007-02-01, 23:51
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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...

Shut the fuck up bitch, I'll take you in an arm wrestle, a thumb war, or a game of mother fucking roshambo, FALL THE FUCK BACK!
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Old 2007-02-02, 00:16
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Default Re: Pimp master flex got turned down

Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?
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Old 2007-02-02, 00:20
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?

Did you really need to hella disregaurd the main fucking topic and hella get smuzzin' on my steez? Hella wrong, huatch, you hella know you hella wrong, hella smuzzin'.
 #6 
Old 2007-02-02, 00:26
Finn Finn is offline
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Man, it's becoming increasingly harder to decide if you're being legitimate or not.
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Old 2007-02-02, 00:30
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?
 #8 
Old 2007-02-02, 00:35
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quote:Originally posted by Finn:

Man, it's becoming increasingly harder to decide if you're being legitimate or not.

Shut the fuck up man, what the fuck is with you people, not addressing the fucking topic. What are you bitches Ethiopian? I'm pretty sure thats why Ehtiopians is always starving, because they never address the main fucking topic. This is America goddamnit.

You can ask leftover when he comes back from his herpes treatment, I'm real in the field, we HELLA jacked this construction site together.
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Old 2007-02-02, 00:37
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Thanks for the thread.
 #10 
Old 2007-02-02, 00:38
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quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:

Thanks for the thread.

FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
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Old 2007-02-02, 00:39
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quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:

Thanks for the thread.
 #12 
Old 2007-02-02, 00:42
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If you fags quit being fags, I'll wrap my package in clay, put germX all over the clay, and light it the fuck on fire! Posting a video of course.
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Old 2007-02-02, 01:49
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I vouch for this guy. He robs construction sites like motherfucking cat woman. Help the man out you fucking faggots.

[This message has been edited by leftover (edited 02-02-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-02, 01:57
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quote:Originally posted by leftover:

I vouch for this guy. He robs construction sites like motherfucking cat woman. Help the man out you fucking faggots.



Word. Me and leftover account for 76% of all crimes in San Franfuckingcisco!
 #15 
Old 2007-02-02, 01:59
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What was the point of your non stop flaming in your own thread?
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Old 2007-02-02, 02:02
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quote:Originally posted by DeuceOmen:

What was the point of your non stop flaming in your own thread?

Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE GAY!
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Old 2007-02-02, 02:04
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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...
 #18 
Old 2007-02-02, 02:37
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I'm rolling with Easy Rider. All you haters GTFO before I FYSU (fuck your shit up, WORD)
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Old 2007-02-02, 02:47
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rabbitweed, take your new butt-buddy to Half Baked were he belongs.
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Old 2007-02-02, 02:48
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Yo son' deez hataz be foos fo sho.

Son, you needs to get on dat pussay, smack dat ho be like "WHUDDUP BITCH" she be spittin da numberz yo.

Fo sho.

DEEZ NUTS IN YO FACE SON WUTTUP!!
 #21 
Old 2007-02-02, 02:55
Jo0 Jo0 is offline
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wanna know why she didnt give you her number. cause you talk like a fag
 #22 
Old 2007-02-02, 03:37
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You faggots better fucking watch your construction sites.
 #23 
Old 2007-02-02, 04:16
youth in asia youth in asia is offline
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easy rider must die
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Old 2007-02-02, 04:18
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Shut the fuck up man, what the fuck is with you people, not addressing the fucking topic. What are you bitches Ethiopian? I'm pretty sure thats why Ehtiopians is always starving, because they never address the main fucking topic. This is America goddamnit.



Retard.

-F☺rd
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Old 2007-02-02, 04:45
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I got served today, this girl was hella up on me cupcaking hella hard so I go in for the numbers, and she hella gave me the silent treatment. She was still smiling though, I think this is just some hard to get type shit. I'm confident these numbers will appear in my phone by the end of tomarrow.

All that can woo my bruised ego is a blowjob from an Korean sex slave, but I'm oh so far away from Koreatown.

So what do you want totse therapy? Boo hoo you. You could always smack that bitch and put her in her place. Cum on her face while you smacking her. Bitch's love that type of shit. "so I've heard"
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Old 2007-02-02, 05:10
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