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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-01, 23:40
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Easy Rider 
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Pimp master flex got turned down
I got served today, this girl was hella up on me cupcaking hella hard so I go in for the numbers, and she hella gave me the silent treatment. She was still smiling though, I think this is just some hard to get type shit. I'm confident these numbers will appear in my phone by the end of tomarrow.
All that can woo my bruised ego is a blowjob from an Korean sex slave, but I'm oh so far away from Koreatown. 
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#2
 2007-02-01, 23:50
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...
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#3
 2007-02-01, 23:51
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:
Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...
Shut the fuck up bitch, I'll take you in an arm wrestle, a thumb war, or a game of mother fucking roshambo, FALL THE FUCK BACK!
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#4
 2007-02-02, 00:16
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?
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#5
 2007-02-02, 00:20
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?
Did you really need to hella disregaurd the main fucking topic and hella get smuzzin' on my steez? Hella wrong, huatch, you hella know you hella wrong, hella smuzzin'.
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#6
 2007-02-02, 00:26
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
Man, it's becoming increasingly harder to decide if you're being legitimate or not.
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#7
 2007-02-02, 00:30
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
Did you really need to use the word 'hella' three times in one sentence?
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#8
 2007-02-02, 00:35
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Easy Rider 
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by Finn:
Man, it's becoming increasingly harder to decide if you're being legitimate or not.
Shut the fuck up man, what the fuck is with you people, not addressing the fucking topic. What are you bitches Ethiopian? I'm pretty sure thats why Ehtiopians is always starving, because they never address the main fucking topic. This is America goddamnit.
You can ask leftover when he comes back from his herpes treatment, I'm real in the field, we HELLA jacked this construction site together.
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#9
 2007-02-02, 00:37
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
Thanks for the thread.
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#10
 2007-02-02, 00:38
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:
Thanks for the thread.
FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
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#11
 2007-02-02, 00:39
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:
Thanks for the thread.
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#12
 2007-02-02, 00:42
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
If you fags quit being fags, I'll wrap my package in clay, put germX all over the clay, and light it the fuck on fire! Posting a video of course.
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#13
 2007-02-02, 01:49
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
I vouch for this guy. He robs construction sites like motherfucking cat woman. Help the man out you fucking faggots.
[This message has been edited by leftover (edited 02-02-2007).]
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#14
 2007-02-02, 01:57
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Easy Rider 
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by leftover:
I vouch for this guy. He robs construction sites like motherfucking cat woman. Help the man out you fucking faggots.
Word. Me and leftover account for 76% of all crimes in San Franfuckingcisco!
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#15
 2007-02-02, 01:59
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
What was the point of your non stop flaming in your own thread?
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#16
 2007-02-02, 02:02
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by DeuceOmen:
What was the point of your non stop flaming in your own thread?
Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE GAY!
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#17
 2007-02-02, 02:04
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:
Faggot adolescents and their god damn faggy threads...
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#18
 2007-02-02, 02:37
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
I'm rolling with Easy Rider. All you haters GTFO before I FYSU (fuck your shit up, WORD)
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#19
 2007-02-02, 02:47
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Gus 
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
rabbitweed, take your new butt-buddy to Half Baked were he belongs. 
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#20
 2007-02-02, 02:48
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
Yo son' deez hataz be foos fo sho.
Son, you needs to get on dat pussay, smack dat ho be like "WHUDDUP BITCH" she be spittin da numberz yo.
Fo sho.
DEEZ NUTS IN YO FACE SON WUTTUP!!
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#21
 2007-02-02, 02:55
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
wanna know why she didnt give you her number. cause you talk like a fag
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#22
 2007-02-02, 03:37
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
You faggots better fucking watch your construction sites. 
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#23
 2007-02-02, 04:16
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
easy rider must die
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#24
 2007-02-02, 04:18
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:
Shut the fuck up man, what the fuck is with you people, not addressing the fucking topic. What are you bitches Ethiopian? I'm pretty sure thats why Ehtiopians is always starving, because they never address the main fucking topic. This is America goddamnit.
Retard.
-F☺rd
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#25
 2007-02-02, 04:45
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:
I got served today, this girl was hella up on me cupcaking hella hard so I go in for the numbers, and she hella gave me the silent treatment. She was still smiling though, I think this is just some hard to get type shit. I'm confident these numbers will appear in my phone by the end of tomarrow.
All that can woo my bruised ego is a blowjob from an Korean sex slave, but I'm oh so far away from Koreatown.
So what do you want totse therapy? Boo hoo you. You could always smack that bitch and put her in her place. Cum on her face while you smacking her. Bitch's love that type of shit. "so I've heard"
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#26
 2007-02-02, 05:10
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Re: Pimp master flex got turned down
+1 to post count
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