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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-01, 15:07
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jvm222 
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Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I for one cant stand fat chicks who think they are the sexiest thing alive. Theres a difference between chubby and fat. Chubby chicks are cute in the face, might have a nice ass and a decent body. The fat chicks act like gangster whores, think every dude wants to fuck them and think they are the shit.
How many of you guys were just too desperate and fucked a nasty fat bitch. (not a chubby)
I never have and probably never will. Chubby chicks are different i guess. But fat chicks make me want to become a fag.
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#2
 2007-02-01, 15:13
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
At a house party once, I almost did, but it was she that came onto me and I was drunk and eventually I got into it.
When we got into the bedroom, I started sobering up and was like uhhh yeah. So, I want to go to sleep now.
Thank God for soberness.
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#3
 2007-02-01, 15:13
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
maybe you should become a fag if thats how you really feel about boys
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#4
 2007-02-01, 15:20
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I got a handjob off a chubby chick once.
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#5
 2007-02-01, 15:21
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jvm222 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by dino_kea:
maybe you should become a fag if thats how you really feel about boys
I dont feel anything for boys. Unless they are 6 or 7.
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#6
 2007-02-01, 15:26
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by dino_kea:
maybe you should become a fag if thats how you really feel about boys
*in a booming voice*
YOU FAIL
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#7
 2007-02-01, 16:10
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I know what your talking about, and just fucking no. I don't think I could; you will never get passed all the vaginal fat to see what you are actually fucking. chubby chicks are great though :P
2 of my ex's were chubby and they were ok in bed and good for cuddling up to.
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#8
 2007-02-01, 16:10
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
A big girl once convinced herself I was desperately in love with her because I said hello to her whenever I saw her; I never said more than hello to her and didn't know her name. I did not enjoy correcting this misunderstanding.
Edit: Had nothing to do with her being weighty, she was just unthinkably deluded and lost in a fantasy world.
[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 02-01-2007).]
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#9
 2007-02-01, 16:19
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Even fat chicks need love. So they take anything nice you say to them to heart, to much.
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#10
 2007-02-01, 17:16
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Docta? 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I don't like girls who think they're god's gift, no matter what size they are.
Ive fucked quite a few fat chicks. Some of the best sex Ive had... well, apart from one scary bitch which Im not going to tell a story about as Im already shuddering.
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#11
 2007-02-01, 18:09
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Docta?:
I don't like girls who think they're god's gift, no matter what size they are.
Ive fucked quite a few fat chicks. Some of the best sex Ive had... well, apart from one scary bitch which Im not going to tell a story about as Im already shuddering.
chubby chaser! Docta the whale slayer...
I've slain a few whales myself, never sober though.
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#12
 2007-02-01, 20:04
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
fat chicks will try harder in bed bcuz they have to make up for the fact that they aren't pretty(most of them anyway)but the fat chicks that think they're the shit, well they feel like they have nothing to prove bcuz they actually think they're hot therefore they probably suck in bed
but hey, pussy's pussy
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#13
 2007-02-01, 22:29
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
"Hey, I'll fuck the fat friend"
Ever had a couple of drinks, and was like
"i need to find a hole"
from my experience, fat chick know how to suck a dick, probly from sucking the meat off chicken legs.
hell you can beat it up as much as you want they aint going anywhere fast
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#14
 2007-02-02, 00:02
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jvm222 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by TweakNinja:
"Hey, I'll fuck the fat friend"
Ever had a couple of drinks, and was like
"i need to find a hole"
from my experience, fat chick know how to suck a dick, probly from sucking the meat off chicken legs.
hell you can beat it up as much as you want they aint going anywhere fast
hahaha
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#15
 2007-02-02, 00:09
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I couldn't bring myself to do it even if I wanted to... I have a hard enough time as it is maintaining an erection with a hot chick, it would be absolutely pointless to even try with a fat chick.
It might sound shallow, but really, it's a waste of both of our time if there's no chance I'm gonna get it up. I'd rather just avoid the awkwardness in the first place.
Hence I have never, and most likely will never, fuck(ed) a fat chick.
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#16
 2007-02-02, 00:58
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Holy shit, I just realized that I'm really really attracted to chubby chicks. Not fat, no, but chubby similar to how you described them--chubby but still curvy etc. Wow, never noticed that.
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#17
 2007-02-02, 01:07
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Chubby people are ok, because theres actually a chance they can lose it aswell.
But me being honest prefer my girls with a bit of meat on them; but my current GF is medium.
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#18
 2007-02-02, 01:41
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Das Troll 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Fat people are scum. If you are going to shag these land whales remember thats just about all they're good for.
Sounds shallow or mean, remember how they got that way. Their own lack of self respect made them fat. Humor these people like you would hurmor an idiot.
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#19
 2007-02-02, 01:59
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Ill fuck a fatty but I have my limits of course. They cant have too much neck or tummy fat.
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#20
 2007-02-02, 02:03
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Sick_Boy 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:
Sounds shallow or mean, remember how they got that way. Their own lack of self respect made them fat. Humor these people like you would hurmor an idiot.
It's not always their fault. There are a number of illnesses/disorders that cause a person to gain weight.
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#21
 2007-02-02, 02:09
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
yeah but if you're morbidly obese its your fault. I dont care how many old men molested you as a child theres no reason to eat constantly.
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#22
 2007-02-02, 02:09
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Five to One 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I like 'chubby' girls particularly well.
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#23
 2007-02-02, 02:17
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
i is chubby 
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#24
 2007-02-02, 02:20
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Yes unfortunately but hey she let me fuck her in the ass.
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#25
 2007-02-02, 02:22
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
It's not always their fault. There are a number of illnesses/disorders that cause a person to gain weight.
thats what they all say
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#26
 2007-02-02, 02:58
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
I'm chubby. Not disgustingly so, however.
Oh, and by the way..
She gotta walk, Oooh, she walkin' over
and I know this could be my day.
She got a ... friend,
Eeeew, she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
It's her big fat friend!
Oh god, there's always one
Big fat friend
To ruin my fucking fun!
Well, baby, baby, baby,
if it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubby friend at home
because she's gonna block the cock.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.
Well, Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!
She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
coments while she's suckin' on a
chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
battle but i tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
It's my non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)
Now I know that he's no looker
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jager
hey you lose a couple pounds!
Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend.
[This message has been edited by Khepri (edited 02-02-2007).]
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#27
 2007-02-02, 03:19
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Das Troll 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
It's not always their fault. There are a number of illnesses/disorders that cause a person to gain weight.
That is such a huge cop out. Only a fraction of people have legit excuses to being over weight or obease. They don't have thyroid problems, type 2 diabetes is what happens when you are over weight, it doesnt make you over weight. Stress is also not an excuse. No one forces you (and by "you" I mean fat people) to pound back that pint of Ben and Jerries.
If these people had any, ANY self respect at all they would put half a fucking effort into getting to a reasonable weight. But their own weakness keeps them from doing so. I could never go out with a fat chick. How can you respect someone who doesnt respect themselves.
A line has to be drawn some where. You cant keep coddling these people. You can't keep making excuses for them. Maybe if they wernt 10 20 30 pounds over weight they wouldnt get treated like garbage. Most men will screw a fat chick if nothing else better is around. Very few men will stay with that fat chick.
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#28
 2007-02-02, 07:16
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by TweakNinja:
from my experience, fat chick know how to suck a dick, probly from sucking the meat off chicken legs.
LOL! Holy shi that is the funniest shit I read all day.
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#29
 2007-02-02, 13:33
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jvm222 
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Khepri:
I'm chubby. Not disgustingly so, however.
Oh, and by the way..
She gotta walk, Oooh, she walkin' over
and I know this could be my day.
She got a ... friend,
Eeeew, she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
It's her big fat friend!
Oh god, there's always one
Big fat friend
To ruin my fucking fun!
Well, baby, baby, baby,
if it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubby friend at home
because she's gonna block the cock.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.
Well, Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!
She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
coments while she's suckin' on a
chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
battle but i tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
It's my non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)
Now I know that he's no looker
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jager
hey you lose a couple pounds!
Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend.
What song is that? I need to download it.
And i have a curvy girlfriend. Nice boobs, big ass, slim waste. Its like shes white on top and black on the bottom.
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#30
 2007-02-02, 16:54
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by Docta?:
I don't like girls who think they're god's gift, no matter what size they are.
Seconded.
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#31
 2007-02-02, 17:27
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote: Originaly Quoted by Freddy Mercury:
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!
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#32
 2007-02-02, 17:50
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
thank you for making a distinction between fat and chubby, because usually when i see the word fat i assume that that is intended to include chubby girls as well. it's nice to know that there is a difference in the way that people feel about chubby girls versus fat girls. (no sarcasm)
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#33
 2007-02-02, 17:56
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:
thank you for making a distinction between fat and chubby, because usually when i see the word fat i assume that that is intended to include chubby girls as well. it's nice to know that there is a difference in the way that people feel about chubby girls versus fat girls. (no sarcasm)
A tad of meat of a girl can be a good thing. It's just "flab" isn't.
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#34
 2007-02-02, 18:12
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
fat chicks give great head , really they try harder to please
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#35
 2007-02-02, 20:17
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Shit I love my chicks thick, but for some twisted reason whenever I am dexing I get the urge to fuck this whale of a woman at work.I try to fight it, but I keep thinking about sloppy ass fat chick head.
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#36
 2007-02-02, 20:22
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by I-RapeTards:
Holy shit, I just realized that I'm really really attracted to chubby chicks. Not fat, no, but chubby similar to how you described them--chubby but still curvy etc. Wow, never noticed that.
SO am I. Girls with a bit of weight are fucking hot...even seeing like a bit extra chin when they frown thats hot. Seeing fat girls break into a sweat after walking up a flight of stairs though, not cute.
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#37
 2007-02-03, 02:15
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by jvm222:
What song is that? I need to download it.
And i have a curvy girlfriend. Nice boobs, big ass, slim waste. Its like shes white on top and black on the bottom.
Stephen Lynch - Big Fat Friend. 
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#38
 2007-02-03, 02:31
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
Fat chicks try to rape dudes who are comered out at parties
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#39
 2007-02-03, 02:34
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
It's nice to see that alot of guys are into slightly chubby girls. Mostly because I'm a bit chubby, lol. I think girls are supposed to be soft and squishy, it's more feminine than having a six pack and biceps...
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#40
 2007-02-03, 03:18
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
So this dudes roommate finds out he did a fat chick, so he came in my room, got on my internet, and saw the fat chick he fucked. Then we saw a few more, oh my god it was hysterical.
Fat chicks get REALLY desperate men laid.
I have nothing else to add to this thread.
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#41
 2007-02-03, 03:35
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:
thank you for making a distinction between fat and chubby, because usually when i see the word fat i assume that that is intended to include chubby girls as well. it's nice to know that there is a difference in the way that people feel about chubby girls versus fat girls. (no sarcasm)
Some guys, including me. A lot of guys are shallow and immature. A lot like the ones on totse who think their girlfriends need to look like pornstars or ugly asian chicks in hentai.
im stoned
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#42
 2007-02-03, 03:56
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Re: Fat Chicks...A last resort and a 3rd wheel.
yo holly shite man des girls like so hot...my gawd ness.
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