Like...being covered with ants or spiders or bees or something completely fucking off the wall?

Insects are usually seen as the most grotesque and disgusting things. If one could become sexually attracted, or dare I say, even become emotionally attached to them in a loving way, I think one would "break through". I mean, how much further can you go? Would even Alice go down the Rabbit hole if the Queen was shoving worms inside of her cunt and squealing like a pig in heat?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Would even Alice go down the Rabbit hole if the Queen was shoving worms inside of her cunt and squealing like a pig in heat?

New msn message

Hmm, it seems there ARE insect fetishes, but only about CRUSHING them, and that's all psychological S&M bullshit. Pussy stuff:

http://ww w.insects. org/ced4/c rush_freaks.html (http://www.insects.org/cd4/crush_freaks.html) htt p://en.wik ipedia.org /wiki/Crus h_fetish (http: //en.wikip edia.org/w iki/Crush_ fetish) http://ww w.throughw ire.net/IR A/atrocities.htm (http: //www.thro ughwire.ne t/IRA/atro cities.htm ) <---rofl ht tp://www.a vacadell.com/dr_ava_says/dear_drava/bug_fetish.htm (http: //www.avac adell.com/ dr_ava_say s/dear_dra va/bug_fet ish.htm)

What the fuck. No one finds insects sexually attractive? No one has ever fallen in love with a bug?

I'm going to go jerk off to The Metamorphosis. Hey, maybe that's what Kafka really was talking about. Maybe Kafka knew what was up. I'm really diggin' this shit. ahahaha





[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-01-2007).]

more:

http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2006-04-18/jones-crushvideos

this is cool:

http://www.slweekly.com/article.cfm/insectlove

Fuck no.

I want to fuck a beetle

I want to fuck it hard

Reduce it to the fetal

And then smoke some shard

I want to cum on a mosquito

Then eat some mescalito

I want to shove flies in my ass

Ugly despicable and crass

I love them all, the squiggly things

Inside the earth they are the Kings

In my heart they reign supreme

Thinking about them makes me cream



insecto-pornography poetry

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-01-2007).]

Check out populationpaste.com dude. Its fucked but it has insect porn and all sorts or other way fucked up porn.

quote:Originally posted by fat_man_sux:

Check out populationpaste.com dude. Its fucked but it has insect porn and all sorts or other way fucked up porn.

ahhahaahahahaahahahaha this is the best fucking site EVER

okay I got the bug and penis porn

and this is hardcore

I like it

and I'm going to try to jack off to it

as a means of spiritual enlightenment

wish me luck

god damnit

I can't get hard looking at other guy's dicks



[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-01-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

ahhahaahahahaahahahaha this is the best fucking site EVER

Did you see the video were some asian chick puts eels in her ass and shoots them out? There is also videos of asian chicks throwing up in each others mouths and shitting in each others mouths. It is a pritty cool site..... in a fucked up vomit inducing way.

This is as close as I can come to contribute to this topic.

http://www.flickr.com/groups/insectporn/

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

This is as close as I can come to contribute to this topic.

http ://www.fli ckr.com/gr oups/insec tporn/ (http: //www.flic kr.com/gro ups/insect porn/)

Hahahaha

fucking gold.

I so thought this said incest porn to begin with. And how the fuck could you get off with an insect? They're too fucking small!

quote:Originally posted by The Poet Chemist:

...how the fuck could you get off with an insect? They're too fucking small!



You stroke them very gently.

Have you not ever heard of Formicophilia before?

This is the funniest thing I will read all day.

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

Have you not ever heard of Formicophilia before?

Apparently only buddhist monks have this paraphillia. I knew I was on to some-fucking-thing!

I saw a porno once called Insexts. It had a bunch of people dressed as butterflies fucking...and there was also a bizarre element of bicycle fetish mixed in.

The only sounds in the whole thing were shitty techno beats.

^lol wow

damnit rizzo, when i saw the title i thought it read incest...ahh man u got me all excited about my cousin...and i never even got to tell my story

I actually have not. I doubt I ever will, either.

Those ladybugs sure know how to tease a man!

quote:Originally posted by NitrousBuddy:

damnit rizzo, when i saw the title i thought it read incest...ahh man u got me all excited about my cousin...and i never even got to tell my story

It's chill man, you can tell the story. Just make sure you add some insexts in there somewhere.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

It's chill man, you can tell the story. Just make sure you add some insexts in there somewhere.

TRUE STORY

ok sooooooooo, theres this cousin i have and she is mighttttyyyyy fine...i mean when i look at her i ejaculate alittle at the thought of even kissing her sweet lips. her body is like one only a mind on pure mdma can produce. breasts thatll make u quiver if u look at them long enuff. an ass that you just wanna lick all over. to the story.....this cousin of mine is very playful and spunky..we always have little play fights like tickling and what have you. now in one particular fight i by accident (seriously not on purpose) touched her tit. we both stopped and she looked at me with wide eyes and a lil smirk on her face as to what just happened. i jokingly said "wow jennifer, your really maturing" and i gave alil chuckle. she smirked and said "yea, i know they are getting big" she then asked, which blew my mind "do you like them?" i looked at her in the eyes and said "they are very very nice" she started lifting them and looking down at them herself and thrn she asked me if i wanted to feel them. (btw she is 17 and i am 18) i reached over and felt her amazing tits in my hand. my cock was rising by the second.i then took my other hand and caressed her other breast. i couldnt believe this. i was doing only what i dream of. i could have died right there and i would have been okay with my life. after about 3 minutes of just straight feeling her tits i could tell she was enjoying it. we both were. she also knew i was loving it. i then stopped and asked her if it felt good. she replied "very much". i told her to come sit on the couch with me so i can take this further with alittle massage. i sat on the couch and she sat on my lap and laid back into my chest. i took both of her full d cup tits into my hands and started to rub them in diff. motions. she started to enjoy it soo much that her hips started to rotate in that sexy motion. after about a good 10 minutes she slowly grabbed my hand and moved it down right on top of her pussy through her jeans. i immedietly started rubbing her pussy hard through her jeans. som soft moans starting escaping through her mouth. i was never in my life more turned on then at this moment. every moan she whispered my dick throbbed. her gorgeous tight bubble butt was slowly grinding my dick. i couldnt take it anymore i had to feel my fingers inside her pussy. i unbutoned her jeans and slowly pulled her zipper down with one hand as my other still massaging her tits. i slipped my hand down her pants and under her panties....her pussy was radiating with heat and flowing with juices.i completely lost it after that. i quickly got off her and got on my knees....i made her lay back on the couch and rasie her legs in the air with my hands on each thigh spreading them apart. my tounge was wet and ready to go. i began licking her clit with a vengence. she started moaning louder as my tounge fucked her tight pussy. as i was fulfilling her desires, mine began to grow very strong....i shot up and started unzipping my pants and she looked at me kinda scared...when i saw this i asked "whats wrong?" "ive never done that before" she said. "ill show you, youll like it" i told her firmly. i unzipped my pants, pulled them down and pulled my throbbing cock out of my boxers. she looked at it with excitement in her eyes. "grab it" i said. she brought her hand to my cock and grasped it tightly. "now jerk it back and forth" i ordered. she did this with no problems. after 2 minutes she was starting to enjoy it. "now all you do is put your mouth on it and suck it while moving your head back and forth." she did it like a pro. she sucked my cock like a popsicle. and her lips looked amzing around my cock. she looked up at me with her gorgeous brown eyes and sucked like there was no tommrow.(to this day that was the best head i have ever recieved) i couldnt hold my load anymore...she was sucking the cum right out of me. when she would stop to take breaths her mouth was full of cum. i told her to now suck on the tip of my dick so i can jerkoff in her mouth. now being a girl whos never given head she complied no ?'s asked. she sucked on my head like a lollipop while i furiouly beat off in her mouth. in about 5 minutes i was about to explode. my head leaned back and my eyes closed as i told her to get ready, for i was about to cum. at the final moments of stroking i looked back down into her eyes as she stared at mine. without warning i bursted my load into the side of her mouth where she didnt even flinch. it felt as if i must have unloaded 3 gallons of cum in her mouth. i stroked it a few last times and pulled it out. still looking at me, she closed her mouth and took a deep gulp. it was alll gone. now after all this happened i gave her a deep kiss and said i felt something sexually special with her. she said the same. To this day when my cousin jennifer comes to visit, we always start it out with a tickle fight.



edit: sorry no insects and no paragraphs..just read it

[This message has been edited by NitrousBuddy (edited 02-02-2007).]

I started to get hard...but there were no insects. Damn good story though.

I don't know too much about insects but goddamn if I don't love some cow gut porn

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I mean, how much further can you go? Would even Alice go down the Rabbit hole if the Queen was shoving worms inside of her cunt and squealing like a pig in heat?

LMAO. I just woke up and read this thread, best thing in S&A since the anonymous confession thread...

Anyway, there's definitely a bunch of people who are aroused by giant cartoon insects raping young girls. Ever been to 4chan, etc? But yeah, seems to be more rooted in S&M type feelings, Massive Hulking Foreign Bad Guy dominating Innocent Virgin kinda thing, rather than an actual insect fetish.

Here's a girl with turquoise hair, cat ears & a tail getting her ass eaten out by some kind of cockroach, among other things:

http://tinyurl.com/2h9lzd

Only worthwhile thing that came up in my google search for "having sex with insects"

This thread breaks the lullometer.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I started to get hard...but there were no insects. Damn good story though.

it was the best sexual experience of my life....and whats even more amazing is that i fucked around with another one of my cousins....she sucked me off in a closet of our grandmas house

Oh yes, my wildest fantasy involves 20 russian midgets, a semi trailer full of worms and massive amounts of PCP.

But seriously, are you all about the insects Rizzo?

Peace

bumps for good times

-tremble-

Who votes archive?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Who votes archive?

I do.

Awesome incest story.

Weird about the insects :S

The alice thing made me lul, hard.

thanx guys...really appreciate it...its even better cuz da shits true. i have another cousin which i mentioned above how she sucked me off. later one when im not tooooo geeked up ill write it out.

I win. A fly once landed on my penis and walked around. I had just gotten out of the shower. It tickled and felt nice, then I was like "WTF" and shooed it away.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Who votes archive?

i would be honored^^

im also very good at writing straight fake eroticas

one day i will meet a HOT entomologist and i will ask her to marry me and she will accept, then we will make love in the incubation room that reeks of silkworm, but she will be clumsy because scientists don't get a lot of play, and she will knock over a glass case crawling with tsetse flies.

the glass will shatter and the dreadful glossina will engulf our naked bodies, penetrate us with their proboscises and feed until they are plump with blood. we will escape and stumble down the corridor to a tiny room filled with medical supplies, where she will find there is only enough pentamadine for one person, and she will administer it to me.

but there are side effects! the drug will ravage my kidneys. i will go into renal failure and die in her arms. she will be overwhelmed with grief and guilt and will collapse on my fly-bitten corpse and gaze into my lifeless eyes, clouded over with death, and vow to refuse any medical treatment so that she may succumb to african trypanosomiasis and join me in the afterlife. she will bury me in the ground and mark my grave with a gorgeous blue morpho butterfly specimen pressed between two plates of glass, because i had found blue morphos to be enchanting.

months pass. a fever will rouse her from slumber one night. she will be drenched in sweat and aching. then the headaches will come, each agonizing pulse of her brain will make her feel as though her cranium will shatter. she will become confused, disoriented, delirious, and in the end, quite out of her mind. mental deterioration will be so severe that she will not even remember who i was. i will simply be the corpse of a stranger lying in a cold grave. she will die, but we will not be reunited in the afterlife, because her kind soul will be carried to heaven and i will be in hell, licked by scorching flames and listening to TOOL all day every day, because it was really ME who knocked over the motherfucking tsetse fly case... ON PURPOSE. the end.

quote:Originally posted by NitrousBuddy:

it was the best sexual experience of my life....and whats even more amazing is that i fucked around with another one of my cousins....she sucked me off in a closet of our grandmas house

Jesus christ, that story was hot. Archive, definitely.

quote:Originally posted by heisler2:

Jesus christ, that story was hot. Archive, definitely.

appreciate it boss

As much as I like Rizzo and his poem, that is sick.

I had sex with a grasshopper when I was in grade 2.

Spiders (:

NitrousBuddy, you love the cousin fucking. But good story dude you do have a gift haha...

I guess you're not the only one.

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/ljudska/a_1150080495574_No_1499.jpg (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/ljudska/a_1150080495574_No_1499.jpg) (nsfw)

lol, japan

quote:Originally posted by Ljudska:

I guess you're not the only one.

i 6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/ljudska/a_1150080495574_No_1499.jpg (http: //i6.photo bucket.com /albums/y2 40/ljudska /a_1150080 495574_No_ 1499.jpg) (nsfw)

lol, japan

Well, technically spiders aren't insects, and that's not playing to a fetish of a love of insects, that's more playing to the BDSM crowd with a bit of "wtf" value. That picture is about domination/submission, not infinite love for even the most seemingly grotesque shit.

I got mildly interested and looked on some weird porn sites I had bookmarked, but didn't find anything suitably hilarious/awesome. Sorry.

quote:Originally posted by crazy hazy vermonter:

NitrousBuddy, you love the cousin fucking. But good story dude you do have a gift haha...

what can i say dude...my cousins are fuckin hott....i have 4 cousins that are like holy shit i wanna lick you up and down kinda hott.

edit: 2/4 of the hott cousins ive gotten with

[This message has been edited by NitrousBuddy (edited 02-05-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by NitrousBuddy:

Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

It's chill man, you can tell the story. Just make sure you add some insexts in there somewhere.

TRUE STORY

ok sooooooooo, theres this cousin i have and she is mighttttyyyyy fine...i mean when i look at her i ejaculate alittle at the thought of even kissing her sweet lips. her body is like one only a mind on pure mdma can produce. breasts thatll make u quiver if u look at them long enuff. an ass that you just wanna lick all over. to the story.....this cousin of mine is very playful and spunky..we always have little play fights like tickling and what have you. now in one particular fight i by accident (seriously not on purpose) touched her tit. we both stopped and she looked at me with wide eyes and a lil smirk on her face as to what just happened. i jokingly said "wow jennifer, your really maturing" and i gave alil chuckle. she smirked and said "yea, i know they are getting big" she then asked, which blew my mind "do you like them?" i looked at her in the eyes and said "they are very very nice" she started lifting them and looking down at them herself and thrn she asked me if i wanted to feel them. (btw she is 17 and i am 18) i reached over and felt her amazing tits in my hand. my cock was rising by the second.i then took my other hand and caressed her other breast. i couldnt believe this. i was doing only what i dream of. i could have died right there and i would have been okay with my life. after about 3 minutes of just straight feeling her tits i could tell she was enjoying it. we both were. she also knew i was loving it. i then stopped and asked her if it felt good. she replied "very much". i told her to come sit on the couch with me so i can take this further with alittle massage. i sat on the couch and she sat on my lap and laid back into my chest. i took both of her full d cup tits into my hands and started to rub them in diff. motions. she started to enjoy it soo much that her hips started to rotate in that sexy motion. after about a good 10 minutes she slowly grabbed my hand and moved it down right on top of her pussy through her jeans. i immedietly started rubbing her pussy hard through her jeans. som soft moans starting escaping through her mouth. i was never in my life more turned on then at this moment. every moan she whispered my dick throbbed. her gorgeous tight bubble butt was slowly grinding my dick. i couldnt take it anymore i had to feel my fingers inside her pussy. i unbutoned her jeans and slowly pulled her zipper down with one hand as my other still massaging her tits. i slipped my hand down her pants and under her panties....her pussy was radiating with heat and flowing with juices.i completely lost it after that. i quickly got off her and got on my knees....i made her lay back on the couch and rasie her legs in the air with my hands on each thigh spreading them apart. my tounge was wet and ready to go. i began licking her clit with a vengence. she started moaning louder as my tounge fucked her tight pussy. as i was fulfilling her desires, mine began to grow very strong....i shot up and started unzipping my pants and she looked at me kinda scared...when i saw this i asked "whats wrong?" "ive never done that before" she said. "ill show you, youll like it" i told her firmly. i unzipped my pants, pulled them down and pulled my throbbing cock out of my boxers. she looked at it with excitement in her eyes. "grab it" i said. she brought her hand to my cock and grasped it tightly. "now jerk it back and forth" i ordered. she did this with no problems. after 2 minutes she was starting to enjoy it. "now all you do is put your mouth on it and suck it while moving your head back and forth." she did it like a pro. she sucked my cock like a popsicle. and her lips looked amzing around my cock. she looked up at me with her gorgeous brown eyes and sucked like there was no tommrow.(to this day that was the best head i have ever recieved) i couldnt hold my load anymore...she was sucking the cum right out of me. when she would stop to take breaths her mouth was full of cum. i told her to now suck on the tip of my dick so i can jerkoff in her mouth. now being a girl whos never given head she complied no ?'s asked. she sucked on my head like a lollipop while i furiouly beat off in her mouth. in about 5 minutes i was about to explode. my head leaned back and my eyes closed as i told her to get ready, for i was about to cum. at the final moments of stroking i looked back down into her eyes as she stared at mine. without warning i bursted my load into the side of her mouth where she didnt even flinch. it felt as if i must have unloaded 3 gallons of cum in her mouth. i stroked it a few last times and pulled it out. still looking at me, she closed her mouth and took a deep gulp. it was alll gone. now after all this happened i gave her a deep kiss and said i felt something sexually special with her. she said the same. To this day when my cousin jennifer comes to visit, we always start it out with a tickle fight.



edit: sorry no insects and no paragraphs..just read it



OH GOD! Have you EVER heard of paragraph blocks? Reading that almost made me go blind.

quote:Originally posted by Behexen:

OH GOD! Have you EVER heard of paragraph blocks? Reading that almost made me go blind.



have you ever read the edit at the bottom fuck nut. and that edit was before you read it to bitch.

edit:btw, suck me

[This message has been edited by NitrousBuddy (edited 02-07-2007).]

aparantly:

http://tinyurl.com/35emp3

Rizzo in a box is officially my favorite poster.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

Rizzo in a box is officially my favorite poster.

We need more people like you.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I want to fuck a beetle

I want to fuck it hard

Reduce it to the fetal

And then smoke some shard

I want to cum on a mosquito

Then eat some mescalito

I want to shove flies in my ass

Ugly despicable and crass

I love them all, the squiggly things

Inside the earth they are the Kings

In my heart they reign supreme

Thinking about them makes me cream



insecto-pornography poetry



made me lol sooo hard