Ive noticed something. Whenever I go talk to a good looking girl, and shes with one of her friends, who's aint that attractive, and I go try to talk to the sexy one, the ugly one always pers up, and says some bullshit like "Oh, were too good for you" or "You have nothing other todo than chop us and other girls?".

I dunno, its fucked up. And the sexy one just stands there real shy and doesn't say anything. Anyone else experience something like this?

quote:Originally posted by xiahoudun:

"You have nothing other todo than chop us and other girls?".



You am serial killer?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

You am serial killer?

No...Chop means as in talking to them, trying to get their number, getting her to chill with you and whatnot. Shit like that. Or you can also refer to your original question.

fine ass bitches always have ugly girls to make them selves look even better in comparison, and they use the ugly girls as bodyguards, cause would you wanna talk to a girl if she is surronded by heinous lookin whores that will try and bite your dick off?...NUFF SAID

quote:Originally posted by xiahoudun:

"Oh, were too good for you" or "You have nothing other todo than chop us and other girls?".

Bitch i aint a butcher lookin for a good slab o' meat though you look like you could feed a whole third world country *winK*

fatsecks is hotsecks

quote:Originally posted by xiahoudun:

Ive noticed something. Whenever I go talk to a good looking girl, and shes with one of her friends, who's aint that attractive, and I go try to talk to the sexy one, the ugly one always pers up, and says some bullshit like "Oh, were too good for you" or "You have nothing other todo than chop us and other girls?".

I dunno, its fucked up. And the sexy one just stands there real shy and doesn't say anything. Anyone else experience something like this?



Yah but i wouldn't call your sister ugly.

I used to have an unattractive however fun friend that would mostly initiate conversations with guys and try to hook up with them...it ended up getting me in some trouble...it's not always a good thing for us girls

There's nothing worse than a fat bitch with a chip on her shoulder.

Im glad my girlfriend has hot friends. Dont need no fat chick on my ass.

Approach the ugly ones first(with a joke are something)then when you get bypass them then go to the good looking one. That pretty girl is usually not that smart and have the ugly ones think for her. Also the ugly ones take offense if you don't try conver... with them. or wait until the ugly ones leave just for one second then start talikng to her

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This is the equivalent of a wingman for the opposite sex. It's like the Focke-Wulf 190 for a bomber formation you've gotta get to, and you're the P-51 Mustang on the attack. That being said, it's a tough defense to breach; but don't be surprised when they're trying this tactic...they're defending themselves against your onslaught, so don't be surprised.

that's not as bad as when you seem to get along with the hot girl and things seem to be going well, then she tells you her ugly friend likes you. Then it turns out the hot girl isn't interested but led you on just to try to get you with her ugly friend.

quote:Originally posted by xiahoudun:

Ive noticed something. Whenever I go talk to a good looking girl, and shes with one of her friends, who's aint that attractive, and I go try to talk to the sexy one, the ugly one always pers up, and says some bullshit like "Oh, were too good for you" or "You have nothing other todo than chop us and other girls?".

I dunno, its fucked up. And the sexy one just stands there real shy and doesn't say anything. Anyone else experience something like this?

Actually, yes, I know what you mean.

If a hot girl has ugly friends only to make herself look better in comparisn, then she's not worth pursuing.

I seriously don't think most people are that shallow anyway.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

If a hot girl has ugly friends only to make herself look better in comparisn, then she's not worth pursuing.

I seriously don't think most people are that shallow anyway.

you'd be very suprised

This is an issue, especially when it comes to picking up college girls.

There is a solution, in fact, several of them to choose from. I think the easiest way to go about it is to get a good wingman yourself, most likely a guy with a girlfriend (or maybe one that likes fat, ugly bitches). Get the wingman to take the uglies to a different part of the party while you make your move on the hottie.

I've been the wingman for my friends at parties my fraternity throws and the best is when you take the uglies to the exit and kick them out - telling the door man not to let them back in. If your going to do this, you should try and get ahold of the hottie's cell phone first (or get her to misplace it) so that when her friends call bitching about how their fugly asses got kicked out, she won't leave the party with them.

Another way to go about it is to get the uglies really drunk. This can backfire pretty fast however, if the hottie sees her friends getting all sick and stuff. It's best to get her away from the uglies before handing them all the double shots and roofied drinks you can munster up.

If your feeling suave, just push the uglies out of the way and tell the girl that you know of a much better party, but it's also a private party. If she wants to fuck, she'll ditch her flabby friends.

I fucking hate ugly bitches.

Jesus guys. You hit on the fat chick first and then you gradually go on to the hot one.

The ugly chick is just protecting her hot friend from unwanted attention.... yeah you heard me.... UNWANTED. If the hot girl is interested in you even remotely she will tell her ugly friend to back off... if the ugly girl has a go it means her hot friend thinks you're scum... so just take the hint and fuck off. Less of this hit of the fat chick first nonsense... it wont get you anywhere.

To quote from an interview I heard with Motley Crue: "Go for the fat chick - She'll work harder for the sex".

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

To quote from an interview I heard with Motley Crue: "Go for the fat chick - She'll work harder for the sex".

hahahahaha

If Motley Crue says it is true, it must be so

fat chicks, HO!

quote:Originally posted by Enset:

The ugly chick is just protecting her hot friend from unwanted attention.... yeah you heard me.... UNWANTED. If the hot girl is interested in you even remotely she will tell her ugly friend to back off... if the ugly girl has a go it means her hot friend thinks you're scum... so just take the hint and fuck off. Less of this hit of the fat chick first nonsense... it wont get you anywhere.



And we got a winner.

That hitting on the fat friend is some BS advice. All that will do is make the fat friend like you, assuming you are good looking or have any game. If you can't get the fat girl doesn't automatically like you then you don't deserve the hot girl. Once the fat girl does like you, the hot one isn't allowed to interfere. Kind of like if one of your friends is pursuing a girl, you (should) consider her off limits.

quote:Originally posted by stringfire:

Approach the ugly ones first(with a joke are something)then when you get bypass them then go to the good looking one. That pretty girl is usually not that smart and have the ugly ones think for her. Also the ugly ones take offense if you don't try conver... with them. or wait until the ugly ones leave just for one second then start talikng to her

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Sounds like a boss battle in a video game

Dude, EVERY hot girl has a DUFF. A Designated Ugly Fat Friend. It's part of the game.

What ever you do, do NOT, do NOT pursue the fat ugly bitch. As somebody else had said, the hottie will not want anything to do with you because she knows her fat friend never gets any and besides, its not the cool thing to do to your friends. In movies, a shitty plotline might include some sort of variation of being nice to the fatty so the hottie sees the good part of you. This is a movie though and will not get you laid. The wingman is the best bet, but it can be hard especially if you and your buddy are competitive and are both trying to move in for the kill. Don't let this happen, you don't want bullshit the next day. Friends first. Also remember that people go to parties to meet people or at least socialize, so the girls are just as into the game as the guys - they aren't COMPLETELY stupid. This isn't the 50's anymore.

Also, to whoever said that the hottie has her friends there for a reason which is to keep guys away- total bullshit. Its a man code to not follow this. Back in high school when I was a freshman, I use to work with a buddy of mine who's family owned a business. One day his dad, friends older brother, and friend, along with me were out driving and friends dad was talkin' to me about girls. At one point in the conversation he pointed out a girl on the street and how if he was my age he would find a way to legally fuck her. I responded by saying "Well, I don't know...shes kinda out of my league," at which point his dad pulled over, on the the side of the road (on the shoulder) turned around, pointed at me and said "Son, no bitch is ever out of your league." That was the first time I saw the light and knew that anything is possible. He was right, some girls will put out if you have the sack to walk up and talk to them. Sometimes you have to get the uglies away, but it is worth it.

pull the pretty girl away

use your friends as decoys to get the ugly one away from the pretty one onces alone with her play your game.

(.)(.)'s Before Bros

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

pull the pretty girl away

With a lassoe?

I've got to put my 2 cents worth in here....

You need to engage the group as a whole, especially the ugly one, but what ever you do, just act real cool with your target.

If she says something, smile, then turn away. You have to give the impression you are too good for her. This will not be what she expects, and will pique her interest, especially if all her friends are enjoying your conversation.

It's all about getting into the right frame of mind, and projecting it out there.

Once you have screwed up her perceptions a little, she'll wonder whats wrong with herself, and whats so great about you.

Your whole aim is to mess with her head, so she doesn't know what to think about you. Then you can start moving in, once she is a little bit vulnerable. Be crude, be funny, start touching her leg/ hand/ hair, whatever later on in the night.

It has generally worked for me, and seems to work better on great looking chicks.....

You people view human interaction in a very messed up way.

Do you sometimes gather round for a team huddle in the middle of club?