I've had some times while fapping and also pulling out of a girls vaginer that it hit the wall at the head of the bed.

That's got to be at least a meter. Over 3'.

How about you jizz canons?

Mine doesn't come out with any force at all, I was dissapointed until i realized i was less likely to get anyone pregnant.

Maybe a foot, at most.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f379/kochigod/44v8itg.jpg

Worst cat picture of all time.

10 feet, it's all about angle.

i usually ejaculate about 3-12 inches of very thick viscus cum. sometimes i fap many times a day and drink lots of water and my cum is like water and it shoots a little further but dissipates into the air and lands in different droplets. the furthest ones are between these two and if i hold in my orgasm with all my might i can shoot a powerful blast that makes a cool splat sound when it hits something that is perpendicular to my desk.

I'll be honest, at best about 4 feet or so, easily, not that it does all the time. Mostly between a foot or two. Huzzah for PC muscles.

Hmm i have like no force to mine, am i not doing something?

Like 5 feet standing up.

Coupld feet. I was sitting down and wacking it and almost got hit in the face

quote:Originally posted by Monso:

Worst cat picture of all time.

face.

I call bullshit, No one is shooting cum distances measured in feet, 4 ft...3ft... 2ft

That is funny!! maybe 4"...3" ..2" but not feet for Christs sakes. Let me guess you measure your cock in feet also. Fucking hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

I call bullshit, No one is shooting cum distances measured in feet, 4 ft...3ft... 2ft

That is funny!! maybe 4"...3" ..2" but not feet for Christs sakes. Let me guess you measure your cock in feet also. Fucking hilarious.

You are OBVIOUSLY a girl then.

Any guy who faps (all of them) will tell you that decent orgasms can easily reach over a few feet.

Mine would have to be 2, if not 3 feet at times.

...idiot.

I was once fucking a girl doggy style, pulled out to blow on her back. She had her hair up, and ended up with cum in it. That's around 3 feet. Standing up, I could EASILY get over 1.5 meters. It literally shoots out. It's about having a strong PC muscle.

27 feet and 36 inches. loljk,maby 3-4 feet at most if i hold it in for a while.

oh, btw i notice that 36 inches is 3 feet.i just thought it be funnier to say it like that.

Ive gone two or three feet as well. For that guy/girl who says its impossible you obviously have no stamina... it takes more than 5 seconds to build up pressure. If you wana see this happen just fap for as long as you possibly can, or fuck for as long as you can and push yourself to near orgasam several times.

keep in mind most people just look at some distance and say yeah probably 3-4 feet but do not actually know how far that is or measure. to the person cuming in someones hair after doggy style i just measured the length from my butthole to my hair and it is like 2 1/2 feet if i really stretch i can get 3 and im a tall male. girls are usually only about 5 ft in total height, most of it in their legs so you are looking at more about 1 1/2 ft. and my question is where is your dick ending at when you measure. if you pull out of a girls ass and then jack off on top of her butt cheeks then you have to subtract the length of your dick which means you only came about a foot.

try this the next time you fap, extend your legs as far out from your body as possible and try to hit your toes while laying down. that is about 2 1/2 ft if you are short it might be less. now try to hit a full 2 feet beyond that.

lol like 5 feet, i couldn't resist.

Not sure... How deep is your mothers uterus?

Lawls.

Edit: But seriously, on average I shoot around 6-8". I have managed, however, to hit myself on the forehead on the return trip. As in, it shot up, reached it's maximum height (height unknown, but probably only a foot above my head, so a grand total of maybe 3.5 vertical feet), then it fell back to earth, and splatted on my forehead. Thanks gravity

I'm not a distance shooter, unfortunately. That 3.5' was a fluke, never again to be repeated (thank gods).

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I can fire missles with my shit. I've been known to fling a few right past my head and into the head board of my bed, while laying down. Mad satisfying.

When masterbating its usually only a few inchs to a foot or more depending on how often ive done it if orgasming every day then the inchs if I go a day or two then the foot. When I cum with my girl depending on what is done and also how frequent the orgasms have been that week ive gotten 3ft. One time I was fucking my girl and I pulled out right as I was cumming and it got on her pussy, her tits and her face it was fucking hot as hell. Also if you do the whole prostate stimulation while masterbating that increases distance A LOT. Ive done that a couple times because it obviously makes orgasms better and each time it was a foot or so. Standing up and fucking really good and not done it in a while I could easily see it going over 3 feet.

I feel sorry for your weak penis.

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

keep in mind most people just look at some distance and say yeah probably 3-4 feet but do not actually know how far that is or measure.

[taps fingers on desk] From the top of cock [where the spew comes out] to the top of my head is 34". Now no one lies with their head totally up against the wall. It's usually 4-6" out from the wall.

Plus, my spunk didn't land at bed level, but more above us. I know there were a few times it was well over 1' up the wall from the bed.

My farthest loads have easily cleared 3+'.

I'm not saying this happens every day. But it does happen. Usually when I haven't come in a while and I'm really excited.

I've had lots of fap loads land in my upper chest, face and hair.

I've probably shot upwards while lying down a few feet. Maybe 3 or 4. If I aim it to the side I can get it like 5 or 6 feet even. I can control it though. If I don't want it to get all over everywhere I can usually just make it dribble out all over my nuts.

A few feet. Nothing too extraordinary.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:



I've had lots of fap loads land in my upper chest, face and hair.





self facial

I don't know, maybe 2.5 feet? I was standing over the toilet and my jizz hit the wall instead of coming down in the toilet like piss.

try doing meth then spending 15 hours beating off looking at porn before allowing yourself to blow. has anyone ever done this? we're talking 6 feet straight up.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

I don't know, maybe 2.5 feet? I was standing over the toilet and my jizz hit the wall instead of coming down in the toilet like piss.

haha, you should have known better.

i dont shoot T_T