I don't want to scare myself, but there's been a thing on my left testicle for at least 3-4 months. I've been looking around the internet as to what it could be, only to come across the obvious.. testicular cancer..

It's a painless lump. It's pea sized, and is white like a zit would be , only it can't be picked off the surface. Sometimes it's skin colored.

Am i fucked? I'm 16, and I don't want to have this shit on my balls.

I'd love a helpful/ encouraging reply. I'll take a close up of it for medical purposes if needed, aim me punkindrublic84x

Hmm. Well, here is an obvious solution.



Go see a doctor. Totse is the worst place ever to ask for medical advice.

quote:Originally posted by Khepri:

Hmm. Well, here is an obvious solution.



Go see a doctor. Totse is the worst place ever to ask for medical advice.

If only i could, but I've gone to the doctor twice in the past year for full HIV screenings without telling my parents why i was going and such, I don't want them to get pissed off.

But i'll go if it sounds like this is going to be a problem

quote:Originally posted by Chubigans:

If only i could, but I've gone to the doctor twice in the past year for full HIV screenings without telling my parents why i was going and such, I don't want them to get pissed off.

But i'll go if it sounds like this is going to be a problem

Well, you could either tell them or make an appointment without telling them.

I know it's personal and all of that, but if it's cancer then whats the big deal with telling your parents? It's not as if it's an STD, I doubt that would be the last thing on your parents mind if even you think it's cancer.

In this case adults know best so tell your parents and get to the doctors.

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get Cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls

Squeeze your balls

Tease your balls

Please your balls

Early detection is the key

Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get Cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

You don't want cancer

Rub your balls

Squeeze your balls

So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get cancer

Hey kids rub your balls

So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,

While masurbating looking for lump

If you find a lump

Then go to the doctor

And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,

WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason

Other then for checking for cancer

Or rub your balls

Specifically for the only reason of

Checking for cancer

Or rub your balls

Only for pleasure

Or for pleasure and

For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls

And aslo check for cancer

At the same time

You can pleasure yourself

And also check for cancer

At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls

And check them for

Cancer at the same time

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get Cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls

Squeeze your balls

Tease your balls

Please your balls

Early detection is the key

Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get Cancer

Hey kids feel your balls

You don't want cancer

Rub your balls

Squeeze your balls

So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls

So you don't get cancer

Hey kids rub your balls

So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,

While masurbating looking for lump

If you find a lump

Then go to the doctor

And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,

WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason

Other then for checking for cancer

Or rub your balls

Specifically for the only reason of

Checking for cancer

Or rub your balls

Only for pleasure

Or for pleasure and

For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls

And aslo check for cancer

At the same time

You can pleasure yourself

And also check for cancer

At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls

And check them for

Cancer at the same time

hey what is that from?? sounds like something that the NYU drama department would do

quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

hey what is that from?? sounds like something that the NYU drama department would do

Old school Tom Green.

The only thing I've found is "Inguinal Hernia" and it was just an illustration. I have the same problem too man, except I've had it for a month.

Could be cancer but prob just a cyst.

quote:Originally posted by Khepri:



Go see a doctor. Totse is the worst place ever to ask for medical advice.

What!? We're all doctors here, aren't we

do as tom green says



touch your balls

feel your balls

so you dont get cancer!

go to a doctor...