what is the thing that you have said to a girl (or would say) that has (or would) make her really uncomfortable and make the situation super awkward? you know, all lechery and stuff.

If I raped her.

Just put your hand on one of her breasts randomly.

Tell her that she has hair on her nose, if she really does.

Follow her closely down the street and when she turns to see you pretend to put your pen0r away.

Silence

It puts the lotion on its skin...

say, "I like your boobs."

they don't like that.

i want to have sexual intercourse with you.

When I walk into the girls toilets with my bulbous, throbbing yellow Schlong hanging out.

Fisting/Diarrhea

Tell them that they should consider shaving their mustaches.

quote:Originally posted by MidnightRambler:

Tell them that they should consider shaving their chest hairs.

quote:Originally posted by Guildenstern:

what is the thing that you have said to a girl (or would say) that has (or would) make her really uncomfortable and make the situation super awkward? you know, all lechery and stuff.



"Hey, you wanna go on a date this Friday?"

Tell her that she needs a new razor and that the punishments for animal cruelty are too harsh.

E:typo

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Sand in the VJ is probably pretty uncomfortable.

Tell them they smell bad. If she's your gf, tell her her pussy stinks.

quote:Originally posted by Guildenstern:

what is the thing that you have said to a girl (or would say) that has (or would) make her really uncomfortable and make the situation super awkward? you know, all lechery and stuff.



your face

pwn?

Say "nigger." Almost all girls get pissed at that...

Any comment about facial hair of any kind. Or facial moles. Things that actually exsist on their face that are unattractive. Say how her facial hair is visible in the light on a really sunny day if your hanging out with a blonde. Don't really though.

'I wanna cut you open and sleep inside your body.'

This really belongs in S&A.

quote:Originally posted by In Flames:

'I wanna cut you open and sleep inside your body.'

that made me laugh uncontrollably

tell her one boobs bigger than the other

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

say, "I like your boobs."

they don't like that.

Some of the slutty ones do...

"No."

quote:Originally posted by adamatomic41:

Say "nigger." Almost all girls get pissed at that...

I had an ex that said Nigger almost exclusively. Despite the fact there were no Africans around. It was quite gross.

Say, "Hey, do you think your sister/mom/gramma/dog would be up for a threesome?"

It's usually just the weird ones, but when you pinch a loaf on their face, I've noticed they tend to freak out.

Do this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=s2tI6BoLxdw

Just walk by her and go "Do...do you smell fish?"

Shakespeare or Stoppard?