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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-31, 04:08
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FCAdam 
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renting a hotel?
You can assume why i need the hotel room...
anyways, im only 17, and im not getting my parents to book me a hotel for 2 hours. Im gona pay it myself, im just wondering if im gona get shit from the people there for having no ID as i suspect that ill either get rejected full for no ID or ill have to place a huge deposit.
Help S&A youre my only hope!
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#2
 2007-01-31, 04:14
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Re: renting a hotel?
It depends on where you live...
I spent this past Saturday at a pretty decent hotel, but you either needed a valid credit card, or a debit card and a $200 deposit...
No Photo ID or anything required. It must be much easier for a less expensive place that's under $100 a night for example...
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#3
 2007-01-31, 04:37
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Re: renting a hotel?
Just get a hostel room to yourself.
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#4
 2007-01-31, 04:42
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Re: renting a hotel?
if your parents book the room for you ask them to get the key for you, they'll hand the key to you and you know the room #, what can those fuckers do to bug you after that?
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#5
 2007-01-31, 04:54
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FCAdam 
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Re: renting a hotel?
my rents arent gona get me a hotel room to fuck my girlfriend....
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#6
 2007-01-31, 06:18
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by FCAdam:
my rents arent gona get me a hotel room to fuck my girlfriend....
how do you know unless you try???
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#7
 2007-01-31, 14:33
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Re: renting a hotel?
stfu, he has a valid question.
Get a prepaid Visa card. Maybe that will make the manager feel more at ease.
Or just go to some trashy motel someplace where 80% of their customers are horny teenagers.
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#8
 2007-01-31, 14:41
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Re: renting a hotel?
What kind of hotel is this?
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#9
 2007-01-31, 14:47
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Re: renting a hotel?
book it under your name, then say your there son,a dn they are bringing your lugguage in, get your mate (older) to carry a bag in to pose as pappa
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#10
 2007-01-31, 15:27
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AprenticeChemistBITCHS 
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:
how do you know unless you try???
Yea you never know until you try if you talk to your dad he could be cool and even get mommy out of the house. But don't settle for a shitty hotel girl unless a skank will probably really lower her initial thoughts of you.
And scary what the fuck would a 17 year old need a hotel room for? He parents aren't going to be that fucking dumb, he's either getting drunk/high/fucked up or fucking someone, or any other illegal activitie that obviously can't do at home.
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#11
 2007-01-31, 15:38
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pepper23 
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Re: renting a hotel?
That's the whole fucking point of this thread! Don't you get it? He needs to book a hotel in his name so his parents DON'T KNOW what he's doing. If the parents don't know, then how the hell would they stop them from going.
He could just say, "Yeah, I'm going to the mall for a few hours," or, "I'm going to (girl's name)'s house for a bit. I'll be back around 10 or 11."
And off they go to have hot, kinky sex in a hotel room.
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#12
 2007-01-31, 16:10
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Re: renting a hotel?
Photo ID as a requirement depends on the hotel. For example the hotel I work out only asks for ID for same day bookings, cash paying guests and walk-ins. We are 5 star however. All the hotels I've been to have never asked for photo ID. Mostly 4.5 star and below.
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#13
 2007-01-31, 17:02
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FCAdam 
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Re: renting a hotel?
Ok at least some of the people understand why i need the hotel... were leaving semi formal an hour earlier than everyone else, i would love to kick my parents out and shag at my place, but that isnt an option as they would know and wouldnt approve
edit: The above post is very helpful, thank you, if i use a credit card, does that mean i still have to place a deposit?
[This message has been edited by FCAdam (edited 01-31-2007).]
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#14
 2007-01-31, 17:59
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Re: renting a hotel?
Just go to the moves and fuck her in the bathroom like the rest of the secondary school kids. Or better yet, make it a romantic fuck on the grass watching the clouds under a blanket...
There isn't any reason you need to rent a hotel [room] just to fuck your girl. Especially not when you're not old enough to even have an ID.
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#15
 2007-01-31, 18:02
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AprenticeChemistBITCHS 
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Just go to the moves and fuck her in the bathroom like the rest of the secondary school kids. Or better yet, make it a romantic fuck on the grass watching the clouds under a blanket...
There isn't any reason you need to rent a hotel [room] just to fuck your girl. Especially not when you're not old enough to even have an ID.
The man brings up a REALLY GOOOD point. Why the fuck do you need a hotel? Theres plenty of places to fuck a girl. I mean if its her first time then its understandable that you wouldn't want to fuck somewhere like the park(Fun stuff) or whatever but then again if its her first time it should be something that just happens not you two go to hotel but im doubting its her first so go fuck out whereever. Bathrooms are not always the best but hell theres dark movie theaters just go to the cheap seats to a movie no one would go see and bam instant great fuck zone.
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#16
 2007-01-31, 18:48
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Re: renting a hotel?
My first fuck was in the toilets on holiday.
Anywhere would work though; car parks at night are a great place. Because in the car parks in the UK we have a staircase and a section where theres no cameras before you go off onto the main part of the car park. Remember to take a blanket because it gets cold.
Like someone said, a secluded park(the huge parks) isn't so bad either. Because it's rare that anyone goes along their that night(besdides the other couples going to fuck).
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#17
 2007-01-31, 18:58
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Re: renting a hotel?
I've reserved countless hotels/motels (and I'm 17).
You need to pay cash, because if you try to put it on a credit card they'll want to verify your ID.
Of course, look good and speak directly and all that.
Have fun!
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#18
 2007-01-31, 19:04
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Re: renting a hotel?
Besides it's more fun fucking in the park or a car park anyway; because you have the very slim chance that someone might catch you, and the thrill makes it more turnonable and exciting :P
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#19
 2007-01-31, 19:08
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Gus 
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:
I've reserved countless hotels/motels (and I'm 17).
You need to pay cash, because if you try to put it on a credit card they'll want to verify your ID.
Of course, look good and speak directly and all that.
Have fun!
Or save his cash for condoms and fuck in the park at night under the stars and moonlight and a blanket. Romantic AND cheap. 
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#20
 2007-01-31, 19:15
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MJR deus 
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Re: renting a hotel?
Bribery?
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#21
 2007-01-31, 19:31
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FCAdam 
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Re: renting a hotel?
Oh please believe me when i say i DONT want to rent a hotel
There is a ravine beside my house thats quite literally meant for that naughty business, but its winter, and i dont want to get my penis amputated from frost bite, so a hotel is my only feasable option.
It cant be a bathroom, its her first time, and she wants it to be special... *sigh*
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#22
 2007-01-31, 20:10
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Re: renting a hotel?
Take a blanket, and if your dicks in her pussy long enough it'll get warm
Do it in the park, thats natural and special. It worked for adam and eve, why can't it work for you?
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#23
 2007-01-31, 21:46
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Or save his cash for condoms and fuck in the park at night under the stars and moonlight and a blanket. Romantic AND cheap.
Haha, possibly. However, condoms are most certainly not romantic.
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#24
 2007-01-31, 22:36
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Re: renting a hotel?
Why only 4 2 hours? or am i oldfashioned
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#25
 2007-01-31, 22:52
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:
Haha, possibly. However, condoms are most certainly not romantic.
Exactly. Sponges or pills, or you deserve to die.
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#26
 2007-02-01, 00:24
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Re: renting a hotel?
I fucking hate condoms!
They suck for having sex, and they let you down a shit load of times by not doing their job right!
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#27
 2007-02-01, 05:35
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Re: renting a hotel?
fuck hotels dude. Real men just do it in the back of ur car.
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#28
 2007-02-01, 05:50
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Re: renting a hotel?
my first time was on a friend's floor, my second time was in a men's bathroom at my public pool...you could pretty much to anything and be more romantic than that, you don't need a hotel
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#29
 2007-02-01, 05:55
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Re: renting a hotel?
sorry about my first post, try to rent a sleezy motel, it's not as romantic but hey, you can fuck her brains out right? or try going to a hotel where they only require a small deposit, and show them a fake id, if they ask to take it just tell them you want to buy some ciggs later and you need it, ask them if they can jus take the deposit and get your name down. if they decline say, "wow, thanks anyways, i never got this kind of disrespect from blah blah blah (name another hotel)." good luck.
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#30
 2007-02-01, 07:03
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Re: renting a hotel?
If you can find a hotel that will rent you a room for just 2 hours, they probably won't ask you for ID. You may need a deposit though.
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#31
 2007-02-01, 07:09
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Mutter 
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Re: renting a hotel?
My dad always encouraged me to have sex. Maybe your dad/mom is the same.
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#32
 2007-02-01, 15:52
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Re: renting a hotel?
So yea how does she feel about renting a room to loose her virginity? Im just taking a guess and going to say eventually she will regret sleeping with you as most girls I know say they regret their first time because yea. I would seriously just wait till you can just get the house to yourself and just let the shit happen or go to a park and let it happen. Its winter? SO what bring fucking blankets dumbass and sex creates a LOT of heat so yea no excuse there. Id say first time sex should be more spontanous not "Ok we getting this hotel so we can fuck yay us" because the hotel room is going to make it more forced because obviously if you go out of your way to spend $20-40 on a hotel shes going to feel bad if she doesnt put out.
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#33
 2007-02-01, 16:05
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Re: renting a hotel?
quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:
So yea how does she feel about renting a room to loose her virginity? Im just taking a guess and going to say eventually she will regret sleeping with you as most girls I know say they regret their first time because yea. I would seriously just wait till you can just get the house to yourself and just let the shit happen or go to a park and let it happen. Its winter? SO what bring fucking blankets dumbass and sex creates a LOT of heat so yea no excuse there. Id say first time sex should be more spontanous not "Ok we getting this hotel so we can fuck yay us" because the hotel room is going to make it more forced because obviously if you go out of your way to spend $20-40 on a hotel shes going to feel bad if she doesnt put out.
+1
(except take away the long run-on sentences)
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#34
 2007-02-01, 17:37
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Re: renting a hotel?
You have to be 18 and over to book a hotel in the uk...
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#35
 2007-02-01, 17:39
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Re: renting a hotel?
Save your money and wait until you married to have sex. If you can't get a hotel room without asking TOTSE you're definetley not ready for sex.
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