So I have this fuck buddy

and I would like to be as irresistable as possible for him

however, not a like a pro stripper or anything, cuz we'r kinda friends so being TOO much would be kinda weird and akward

Any tips on being irresistably sexy?

such as lines to use... playing hard to get?.... other shit...

this might be just me, but "playing hard to get" is one of the most annoying things a chick can do, and it totally turns me off...find out what he likes, do it for him

-Kman101

One word: Anticipation.

I donno but id be stoked if a girl would dress up in some sexy way and catch me all unexpected.

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

"playing hard to get" is one of the most annoying things a chick can do, and it totally turns me off

Maybe you should reconsider. If you've got a fuck buddy, and you're worried about sex getting weird, you should stop and think about what you're doing. This thread is almost paradoxical.

i want a fucking fuck buddy.

but why even bother doing shit? for a FUCK BUDDY?!

anyways, just do to him whatever he likes.

Let him give you ass-to-mouth? First let him inject his sperm in your ass. Then suck the sperm off his poopy dick.

If hes already a fuck buddy, why do you have to be irresistible?

Try buying some lingerie or something that he would like. Find out what he has always wanted to do, and do it.

Cook him a nice meal, completely naked, then blow him while he eats it. Once hes done eating, have a shower together and wash him, and when the two of you get out, let him have his way with you. As soon as you finish, pull dessert out from under the bed. After he's done eating dessert, tell him it was laced with MDMA and he'll be rolling his balls off for 5 or 6 hours, he will never forget you!

(i really hope my girlfriend sees this and takes hint )

Just be openly and comfortably sexual. There is nothing more irresistible than a women who in completely confident sexually.

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

Let him give you ass-to-mouth? First let him inject his sperm in your ass. Then suck the sperm off his poopy dick.

Someone give this man a dollar. Best idea i've heard all day.

All that effort for just a fuck buddy? Are you hoping to make him more than that?

Wear a low cut top and short skirt. Put glitter on your cleavage and wear slutty lipstick. Run your hands up from your hips to the sides of your breasts to "straighten out any wrinkles" in your top. When you're talking to him, maintain eye contact. Stand really close to him and jut your breasts out. Cock your head to one side as you look at him. Trace your finger down his fore arm. Bite your bottom lip. Clean a bit of "toothpaste" off his cheek with a finger, then lick your finger and look him in the eye.

If he doesn't grab you then and there and shag you rotten on the nearest available surface, he is a homosexual.

quote:Originally posted by madeyes:

Wear a low cut top and short skirt. Put glitter on your cleavage and wear slutty lipstick. Run your hands up from your hips to the sides of your breasts to "straighten out any wrinkles" in your top. When you're talking to him, maintain eye contact. Stand really close to him and jut your breasts out. Cock your head to one side as you look at him. Trace your finger down his fore arm. Bite your bottom lip. Clean a bit of "toothpaste" off his cheek with a finger, then lick your finger and look him in the eye.

If he doesn't grab you then and there and shag you rotten on the nearest available surface, he is a homosexual.

YA!

quote:Originally posted by madeyes:

Wear a low cut top and short skirt. Put glitter on your cleavage and wear slutty lipstick. Run your hands up from your hips to the sides of your breasts to "straighten out any wrinkles" in your top. When you're talking to him, maintain eye contact. Stand really close to him and jut your breasts out. Cock your head to one side as you look at him. Trace your finger down his fore arm. Bite your bottom lip. Clean a bit of "toothpaste" off his cheek with a finger, then lick your finger and look him in the eye.

If he doesn't grab you then and there and shag you rotten on the nearest available surface, he is a homosexual.

I'm not a glitter kinda guy... Or Pink for that matter. If my girlfriend (She's probably reading this right now... TAKE NOTES WOMAN) wore that much pink (Which she hates), I'd be disappointed in her.

Sexiest thing a girl can do: Suprise sex/fellatio. Seriously, think about it...

I find that just being there is all it takes.

you ever been fishing?



When you throw the bait in, you pull it closer, do this shit. Flash your tits get him real close, then when your about to kiss BAMMM turn to the bar, wear sweet purfume. And jealousy is the best policy... although he might just give up ROFL



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Jack

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quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

Let him give you ass-to-mouth? First let him inject his sperm in your ass. Then suck the sperm off his poopy dick.

nasty motherfucker^, but not a bad idea in the sense that if he asks you to perform this deed then you should do it, that's precisely what a fuck buddy is for, to do all the shit you can't do with a girlfriend, so find out what he enjoys and fantasizes and fulfill his needs(fulfilment of needs in bed and no where else, remember, your just fuck buddies)

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

Maybe you should reconsider. If you've got a fuck buddy, and you're worried about sex getting weird, you should stop and think about what you're doing. This thread is almost paradoxical.



Exactly. A fuck buddy is there for sex, not to fuck with in your silly ways. Use him, and go and find yourself a real guy that you can try and torture. Then just stop fucking the fuck buddy.

I personally really like the kind of slutty eyeliner...

No hard to get shit. Unless the guy is ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY BLINDLY into you, it will most likely backfire bad onyou. I never pursue a girl who acts hard to get - I ain't cheap baby.

Sounds like someone wants to be more than just fuckbuddies...

quote:Originally posted by B-Phaze:

Sounds like someone wants to be more than just fuckbuddies...



From her other topic it sounds like she wants to practice for when/if she catches this new lad.

Not a bad idea...I guess.

Show up naked. Bring beer.

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

"playing hard to get" is one of the most annoying things a chick can do, and it totally turns me off.

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:

Show up naked. Bring beer.

WIN.

hit him in the balls, some guys like it you know

quote:Originally posted by madeyes:

Wear a low cut top and short skirt. Put glitter on your cleavage and wear slutty lipstick. Run your hands up from your hips to the sides of your breasts to "straighten out any wrinkles" in your top. When you're talking to him, maintain eye contact. Stand really close to him and jut your breasts out. Cock your head to one side as you look at him. Trace your finger down his fore arm. Bite your bottom lip. Clean a bit of "toothpaste" off his cheek with a finger, then lick your finger and look him in the eye.

If he doesn't grab you then and there and shag you rotten on the nearest available surface, he is a homosexual.

I got a boner reading this.

It's that kind of stuff that turns me on. She wants you, you damned well want her, and there's this breathless moment before you move in and take her as yours that's what makes life worth living. Coyness + availability = holy shit I want to fuck her. Sorry to be crude, but it is as it is.

well i dont think that anyone but your "fuck buddy" can answer that. Sexy can be different to different people, for example if a chick is physicaly attractive but has a shitty personality then i dont think shes sexy, but if a chick has a good personality she is sexier. its in the eye of the beholder i guess, i think my gf is super hot, she has an awesome body and a great personality, so just being herself is "sexy" and "irresistable". Well okay i guess last friday when i went into the victorias secret dressing room with her and she tried some stuff she liked on i just about busted a nut watching her.

Edit:If you are already "fuck buddies" then why do you need to be any more irresistable? may be a stupid question but i just dont get it.

[This message has been edited by throopguy21 (edited 01-31-2007).]