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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-31, 02:22
Maniak182 Maniak182 is offline
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Default The "friend trap"

Of course we all know of this, and have probably been caught by it more than once. Do you know of any ways to break the plutonic bond and create a sensual kind of bond.

Any tips/stories/flames?
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Old 2007-01-31, 02:24
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

Go watch "Just Friends."

And no, I don't know how to break out of the FZ. I'm fucking most of my female friends anyway, but I'm still not sure how I managed to pull that off. Probably my sob story about how my marriage ended combined with my irresistable puppy-dog eyes.
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Old 2007-01-31, 02:49
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

Not possible, give up and move on.
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Old 2007-01-31, 03:34
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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Today i figured out that i might be "just friends" with a girl. I am going to break the friend barrier violently.
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Old 2007-01-31, 03:53
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

I am going to break the friend barrier violently.

That's the way to do it!
 #6 
Old 2007-01-31, 04:57
LBCcool LBCcool is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

Get really drunk together, make your move, see what happens, and wait til what she says the next day.
 #7 
Old 2007-01-31, 20:31
Maniak182 Maniak182 is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

the only one that really sounds like it'd work is the drunk one. Any other advice?
 #8 
Old 2007-01-31, 20:34
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

EDIT: Incredibly homosexual comment removed.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 01-31-2007).]
 #9 
Old 2007-01-31, 20:44
oc6 oc6 is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

EDIT: Incredibly homosexual comment removed.



Ah damn it!!! Too slow.
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Old 2007-01-31, 21:07
BLTC user BLTC user is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

I was thinking about doing the same thing. I guess I'll just get drunk myself or pop some E, and tell her how I feel. Tell her to think it over and I'll be back tomorrow.
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Old 2007-01-31, 21:11
Opiumpharmosaurus Opiumpharmosaurus is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Maniak182:

Do you know of any ways to break the plutonic bond

You mean the bond of irradiation which creates plutonium, formed from neputunium? lol i don't think you did did you.

i'm so lonely .
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Old 2007-01-31, 21:17
Captain Kurd Captain Kurd is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Opiumpharmosaurus:

You mean the bond of irradiation which creates plutonium, formed from neputunium? lol i don't think you did did you.

i'm so lonely .

Platonic bond I assumed he meant
 #13 
Old 2007-01-31, 22:06
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

I am going to break the friend barrier violently.

Succeed or not, you be keepin it real.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-31, 22:34
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

I am going to break the friend barrier violently.

with a buttplug or what?? we need details!!!
 #15 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:23
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

I am going to break the friend barrier violently.

This made me lol.
 #16 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:55
Markalon Markalon is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

Female friends are there for when THEY get horny. Then hammer that ass. And stay friends.

They will provide a lifetime of needed friendship, hookups with others and sex when they need it.

Don't make it a big deal, if you do they will think you are desperate. Talk to them about how you care about other women. But don't fall into the I LOVE YOU trap. It'll cost you a friend and sex.
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Old 2007-02-01, 01:02
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quote:Originally posted by Markalon:

Female friends are there for when THEY get horny. Then hammer that ass. And stay friends.

They will provide a lifetime of needed friendship, hookups with others and sex when they need it.

Don't make it a big deal, if you do they will think you are desperate. Talk to them about how you care about other women. But don't fall into the I LOVE YOU trap. It'll cost you a friend and sex.



You speak the truth brotha!

My GF atm was my best mate, and the way I pulled it off was not being to fucking mushy and kind to her when we were best mates.

And I would always get her drunk(still do now, lol)

In the end it ended up her asking me out and telling me how she felt.

Best way is to be yourself, and I mean 100% yourself despite whether you think it'll put her off or not.

If you get to mushy it's gonna end with you in tears, because girls don't understand lads emotions that well.
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Old 2007-02-01, 02:25
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Not possible, give up and move on.

you failed in Gearheads and you fail in this forum too.

Either:

1) get her drunk, fuck her, repeat until you're used to sleeping together, be more boyfriendy ( I talk from experience)

2) grow up - I'm 21 and if I ask most of my female friends for sex they'll have sex.

3) grow up and get drunk

problem is - don't fall in love just because you had sex. Sex is a natural instinct. Love isn't. DO NOT FALL IN LOVE (I AM VERY, VERY DRUNK RIGHT NOW)
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Old 2007-02-01, 02:41
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Alcohol works for all ages!

I'm 16 and it worked for me, and I imagine your older than me, so it should work for you aswell.

If my advice before this post fails for you, then you could always try and turn her into a scruffy junkie and make her have sex with you for money to support her habbit lol.
 #20 
Old 2007-02-01, 04:43
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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advance the relationship sometime when you're both drunk...
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Old 2007-02-01, 05:23
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by BLTC user:

I was thinking about doing the same thing. I guess I'll just get drunk myself or pop some E, and tell her how I feel. Tell her to think it over and I'll be back tomorrow.

NO, YOU FOOL!

She has to be inebriated as well. Drunk cat and sober kitten does not equal fuckfest.
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Old 2007-02-01, 19:46
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

yeah don't tell her how you feel

not at least until you're basically her boyfriend

God, I was drunk last night. I clicked on this thread thinking 'why does the title sound familiar to me?'
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Old 2007-02-01, 22:37
BLTC user BLTC user is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

NO, YOU FOOL!

She has to be inebriated as well. Drunk cat and sober kitten does not equal fuckfest.

Copy that. over.
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Old 2007-02-02, 16:47
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Default Re: The "friend trap"

I read that as 'Friend Fap'...
 
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