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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-30, 20:33
Mr. Dazed and Confused Mr. Dazed and Confused is offline
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Default If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

I'd pick crabs, you can eat them, good source of protein, and who doesn't like a good itch?

Discuss.
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Old 2007-01-30, 20:35
Astr0cide Astr0cide is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

One that makes me sterile, no side effects, and can be cleared up completely with medicine.
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Old 2007-01-30, 22:56
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:

One that makes me sterile, no side effects, and can be cleared up completely with medicine.

that and it only went away by fucking girls and the hospital gave me al lthe girls i want
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Old 2007-01-30, 23:39
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

I got chlamydia. Went away with one tablet. Pretty good really.
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Old 2007-01-30, 23:41
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

Something Fatal. I wouldn't want to go limping away from that shit.
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Old 2007-01-31, 01:32
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

that and it only went away by fucking girls and the hospital gave me al lthe girls i want



No dumbass. That completely undermines the point. Whats the only benefit of being sterile? Not having kids. What if the cure to being sterile was having sex? Then you're not sterile anymore. And you have kids coming every few months.
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Old 2007-01-31, 01:34
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

i'd want blowjob-itis. new std feels like you're constantly getting a bj.
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Old 2007-01-31, 18:40
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

HPV... 'cuz it doesn't have any negative symptoms for guys.
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Old 2007-01-31, 18:44
Sonofjango615 Sonofjango615 is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:

One that makes me sterile, no side effects, and can be cleared up completely with medicine.

I'd say being sterile was a side-effect.

wait. nvm. fuck all you want, no kiddies.

GOOD ONE.
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Old 2007-01-31, 18:57
Choch Choch is offline
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

i'd want blowjob-itis. new std feels like you're constantly getting a bj.

That actually would suck.. There is this problem in girls (very few) in where they are constantly having orgasms... i forget what its called. I remember learning about it in my human sexuality class... oh well. But yeah they hate it.
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Old 2007-01-31, 19:13
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Default Re: If you had to have an STD, which one would you choose?

quote:Originally posted by Sonofjango615:

I'd say being sterile was a side-effect.

wait. nvm. fuck all you want, no kiddies.

GOOD ONE.



Keep reading. If you have sex, it counteracts the sterility. Kind of like...all of us.
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Old 2007-01-31, 19:16
Gus Gus is offline
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Ninjas!

Yeah, this is rather half baked.
 
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