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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:52
leadspace leadspace is offline
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Default How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

I'm just wondering, since they say that average is anywhere between 5 and 6 1/2 inches. I'm testing my theory that Totse users' average penis size will be at least 2 inches more than the national average.

Now, be honest guys. I don't want any of this "Not to brag, but my penis is 10 1/4 inches long. Several girls have also told me that I nearly tore them in half when I penetrated them...." Give me a fucking break...

BTW, I'm checking in at a little over 7 inches
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Old 2007-01-30, 04:53
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

My boyfriend's dick is about 8".

My ex's was 6.5".

Those are the only dicks I've examined/measured.
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Old 2007-01-30, 04:57
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

Not to brag, but my penis is 10 1/4 inches long. Several girls have also told me that I nearly tore them in half when I penetrated them....
 #4 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:59
Too Much Ibuprofen Too Much Ibuprofen is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

My boyfriend's is 8.5 inches.

Italian Stalion.

[This message has been edited by Too Much Ibuprofen (edited 01-30-2007).]
 #5 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:00
Sanity0verRated Sanity0verRated is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

Not sure exactly, but it is longer than my hand.
 #6 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:03
raidMaxx raidMaxx is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

7 1/2 inches long and 5 inches round.. measured it last night.
 #7 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:05
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The reason it appears that everyone has an above average cock is because generally only above average people will post here.

I'm 6" anyway. Hooray for mediocrity!
 #8 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:05
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

Judge for yourself. (http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/wood-penis.jpg)
 #9 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:05
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

My dick is actually 10 inches long and 10 inches thick.
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:07
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Judge for yourself. (http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/wood-penis.jpg)

I have actually posted that pic in a "post your penis" thread before...
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:11
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I have actually posted that pic in a "post your penis" thread before...

Great minds think alike.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:16
neato bandito neato bandito is offline
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Pretty average. 6".
 #13 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:17
Dextros Dextros is offline
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Not big enough to brag about.
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:17
X_scorpioIrisX X_scorpioIrisX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Not to brag, but my penis is 10 1/4 inches long. Several girls have also told me that I nearly tore them in half when I penetrated them....

Hell yeah baby!! just the way i like it!
 #15 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:17
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Great minds think alike.

 #16 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:18
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Small.

Let's leave it at that.

Edit:

[This message has been edited by robinhoody (edited 01-30-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:19
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by X_scorpioIrisX:



Hell yeah baby!! just the way i like it!

 #18 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:28
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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6", I'm happy with it, and that's all that matters.
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:35
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on a good day? you know sometimes you just have wood and then sometimes you have WOOD!?!?! morning wood for example? well on one of those days... about 7 1/2 long and 5 or so inches around
 #20 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:36
D Krunk D Krunk is offline
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quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

Small.

Let's leave it at that.

Edit:



Edit:

[This message has been edited by D Krunk (edited 01-30-2007).]
 #21 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:41
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

To be honest, I have never measured it.

Looks like I have something to do tonight.
 #22 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:05
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quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

To be honest, I have never measured it.

Looks like I have something to do tonight.

QFT except ill measure my bf's lol
 #23 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:10
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Quarter inch shy of 7"

I'm happy with it.

-F☺rd
 #24 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:11
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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i'm asian, and about 17 years old, i'd have to say about 6 inches. so nothing to brag about, but atleast i'm not under average.
 #25 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:12
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I dunno, about five and a half... but i keep hoping it's grown since i last checked
 #26 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:14
DiStOrTiOn DiStOrTiOn is offline
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7.9" +/- .3"
 #27 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:15
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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My penis is 10" long, I have an IQ of 180, and I can bench 400 pounds easily.
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Old 2007-01-30, 06:15
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7
 #29 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:17
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Wow, I'm amazed that my thread has given AeroDynamic and BloodyCandy the ideas for such a fun-filled evening. Make sure to report back with the results.

Anyways, I totally know what one of you guys was talking about with the "wood" and the "WOOD". When I'm having "WOOD," I approach, but do not break, the 8 inch mark. However, I typically only attain about 7 1/4 or 7 1/2 inches. I feel insignificant compared to all the "My boyfriend is 8 inches posts." I'm just wondering if the girls actually measured them, or if they just trust what their boyfriends are telling them...

EDIT: I was just thinking, its kind of a bummer that I'm as big of a guy as I am. I'm 6'5" and about 225 lbs, and I'm sure that makes my penis look a lot smaller. Dammit, I suddenly wish I was like 5'3, 100 lbs, but with the same size penis. That would be awesome...

[This message has been edited by leadspace (edited 01-30-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-30, 06:20
d1rty piss stool d1rty piss stool is offline
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

It's shaped exactly like a tuna can.
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Old 2007-01-30, 06:36
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Default Re: How big is your penis? (No, I'm not gay...)

quote:Originally posted by leadspace:



I feel insignificant compared to all the "My boyfriend is 8 inches posts." I'm just wondering if the girls actually measured them, or if they just trust what their boyfriends are telling them...

EDIT: I was just thinking, its kind of a bummer that I'm as big of a guy as I am. I'm 6'5" and about 225 lbs, and I'm sure that makes my penis look a lot smaller. Dammit, I suddenly wish I was like 5'3, 100 lbs, but with the same size penis. That would be awesome...



I haven't measured my boyfriend's penis, but he looks about 1.5"/2" bigger than my ex (who I did measure, lol).

But yeah, don't feel insecure for have a 7.5" dick, that's ridiculous. And don't wish you were some tiny elf boy, that's even more ridiculous.
 #32 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:38
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I haven't measured my boyfriend's penis, but he looks about 1.5"/2" bigger than my ex (who I did measure, lol).

But yeah, don't feel insecure for have a 7.5" dick, that's ridiculous. And don't wish you were some tiny elf boy, that's even more ridiculous.



Elves aren't short, they're fit, slender, have high cheek bones, and are classy as fuck.

little gnomes and dwarves and halflings and such are the little awkward small midgets
 #33 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:39
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

But yeah, don't feel insecure for have a 7.5" dick, that's ridiculous. And don't wish you were some tiny elf boy, that's even more ridiculous.You're self-conscious about your breasts, guys are self-conscious about their dicks...
 #34 
Old 2007-01-30, 06:52
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

You're self-conscious about your breasts, guys are self-conscious about their dicks...

Is a 7.5" dick really something to be self concious about? I have reasons for being self concious about my breasts...
 
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