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I wish you could learn to dance on the internet. There was a good thread about it about a year ago :- (

I can't dance. I'd really like to learn tho- if anyone want's to drop some tips feel free. It would be nice to have a "Learn to dance" Archived thread.

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

I possess absolutely no rythem. Whenever I'm in a situation where I have to dance I just stand there feeling like an idiot. And it's not that I'm imbarrased or shy, it's just my body won't do what I tell it to do.

I'm to stiff.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

What in the HELL?

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

Haha!

I want to learn how to strip/give my boyfriend a lap dance. A quick search of you tube has turned up nothing, does anyone know of any good (free) videos I could use??

Just go to a strip club and request one.

I can't afford to go to a strip club...

It isn't that hard to strip. My ex did it for me quite easily. Her first sexually active boy friend as well. Just need music and the desire to shed clothing tantalizing.

You're supposed to feel at least a bit like an idiot when you're dancing, unless you're full of yourself.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You're supposed to feel at least a bit like an idiot when you're dancing, unless you're full of yourself.

That's what make dancing so hard. Most people hate feeling like an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You're supposed to feel at least a bit like an idiot when you're dancing, unless you're full of yourself.

Or unless you have talent....

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quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Or unless you have talent....

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Or unless you're on ecstafriend!

Honey, just relax and try to have fun.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You're supposed to feel at least a bit like an idiot when you're dancing, unless you're full of yourself.

I've never felt like an idiot when dancing. Might have looked like one though...:P

I love dancing when I'm high/drunk. Otherwise, yeah, I hate feeling like an idiot too.

As an aside, a good looking girl who knows how to dance is fucking hot.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

Old.

And so addictive.

I refuse to dance.

The only form on dance is when I'm playing live with my band and I ''dance''.

Edit: By ''live'' I mean in my the bassist's garage (we practice at his place).

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See, its a combination of not being raised to dance, and social insecurity, and such, but I just deal with it like everything else.

Apathy.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

I fucking love Dschinghis Khan. "Wir Sitzen Alle im Selben Boot" is probably my 2nd-favorite-song ever.

Kai, that's probably the best thing I've ever seen.

I dance all the fucking time

who gives a fuck

not me

I watched that mosaku video while listening to legionz ov hell

nothing trippier

its just another expression of the soul/mind/emotions

if you're not creative that's why you probably can't dance

that and anxiety

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The man in the blue gives me the creeps

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I dance all the fucking time

who gives a fuck

not me

I watched that mosaku video while listening to legionz ov hell

nothing trippier

its just another expression of the soul/mind/ I am an EMOtions

if you're not arrogant and a conceited bastard like me that's why you probably admit that you can't dance

that and anxiety from not being so full of yourself that it comes out of your ears like me



FIXED.

Just get a few beers into you and piss about.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Just get a few beers into you and piss about.

Ah, the drunken fist approach.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Haha!

I want to learn how to strip/give my boyfriend a lap dance. A quick search of you tube has turned up nothing, does anyone know of any good (free) videos I could use??

so wait, lemme get this straight:

You're HAVING TROUBLE FINDING strip videos? ON THE INTERNET?

I used to have problems dancing, but I got my thing down after I saw this ht tp://www.y outube.com /watch?v=h kO8J7uENeI (http: //www.yout ube.com/wa tch?v=hkO8 J7uENeI)

EDIT: I bet he wishes he had .0001 the talent of Michael Jackson.

And if anyone can somehow teach us how to dance with the internet I'd be grateful as well. I used to be decent at DDR

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If you're a guy and can't dance for shit, who cares? You're a dude! Dudes who are good dancers worry me, they should be JT's backup dancers or some shit.

Here's how you become a pro. Go out with a fat friend who's a really good drinker. Then proceed to drink more than him (an alternative is MDMA). Dance.

Oh...and NEVER...EVER forget the glowsticks! Glowsticks MAKE the dancer. Get two, and start twirling. Twirl like your life depends on it.

I make it a rule to always dance on stage. It's the only way.

Also, if you're not sweating, you're not dancing hard enough. Fact.

Don't worry about what people think of you. You'll never see them again so what does it matter? If you're worried about what they think, think about this: they shit. That's right. They shit, just like you, and their shit smells just as bad. They're not special.

Recently I was dancing on stage. The stage was just a huge wall of speakers. Any way, I went to step off and I got my leg caught between the stage and the stairs. Every one laughed. I laughed. We all laughed together. Then some one bought me a drink. Stop worrying, just have fun.

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

so wait, lemme get this straight:

You're HAVING TROUBLE FINDING strip videos? ON THE INTERNET?

Its a problem finding people of a similar physical disposition...chubby, thin haired and unsexy.

The Internet is chalk full of pretty people-like me. But for Sick_Boy, finding applicable videos is difficult.

I dance, or shall i say rave.

like this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=nJ1V4JXF9-M

quote:Originally posted by Fonzy:

I dance, or shall i say rave.

like this video

Dude, melb shuffle scene is pretty small. Do you know a Russian dude called Sasha? He placed high in a big recent shuffle comp.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

If you're a guy and can't dance for shit, who cares? You're a dude! Dudes who are good dancers worry me, they should be JT's backup dancers or some shit.



why would that worry you? i love dancing with bitches if you can dance you can hop on any girl at a party/club and dance with them they love it.

Here y'are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo3Ehyty1g0

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Follow this instructional video and you'll burn the fucking floor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=D43yn6g6pb4).

I have seen Russian peasant cossack dancing very similar to that, except it lasted like an hour and a half! Goddam, that was a funny night

I dance sometimes, at gigs or when there's awesome music, or even alone, just because it can feel great. I'm definatly kinda wierd looking when i'm dancing, but then most people are, and after a certain point there's just no point in caring, just get into it and enjoy yourself.

MDMA is a great way to get dancing however, you just wana jump and jump and jump, and groooooove, and that feels great. Drunk people tend to be kinda retarded when dancing; i've trodden on too many toes before at gigs