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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-01-29, 22:24
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So my friend was supposed to pick me up at band practice and give me a ride home. He often stays over on Fridays and gives me a ride to school Saturday mornings. He was already several hours late, but I was busy so I didn't care too much - I was just a little worried. Anyways, I get a phone call in the middle of practice and I think it must be him so I answer the phone and it's some girl. She says

"Hi! You don't know me, but I just needed to know if it's true that you're seeing John."

and I'm like "Who is this?"

and she says the most retarded thing I've ever heard from another girl "I don't want to tell you who I am cause I'm afraid you'll tell John." Moron! What? She thinks I'm not going to tell him? She thinks he wont figure it out? O my god. So, I answer

"Uh... well, yea, I guess John and I see each other. Not sexy like, but we see each other."

"O. Okay. I just needed to know, because he says you're seeing each other."

So I say "O. Well, in that case, sure, yea. We're seeing each other. It's awesome. It hot sex all the time." I mean, he's my friend. If he's desperate enough to tell a girl he's seeing me so he can't see her, I'll play along.

"Okay. I just needed to know." She says and hung up.

John never picked me up that night. Fucking sucked - took me forever to get a cab out there.

Anyways, bottom line is: If you are older than 13 it is wildly inappropriate to call up a girl you don't know to ask her if she's seeing someone and then refuse to tell her who it is. I don't care if you're a girl or a boy/man or woman. This is inappropriate and moronic behavior. Never allow yourself to succumb to this sort of stupidity.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2007-01-29, 22:36
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And...you awnsered her why?
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Old 2007-01-29, 22:36
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Her behaviour was totally out of order, no question. However the greater 'sin' that night was his not picking you up.

She needs some tutoring in sexual/social etiquette, he in being a man.
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Old 2007-01-29, 22:41
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Behind the boat house
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Her behaviour was totally out of order, no question. However the greater 'sin' that night was his not picking you up.

She needs some tutoring in sexual/social etiquette, he in being a man.

I know! I was worried! I thought she might've freaked out and killed him and ate him or something. I mean John is like my best friend and I can't imagine him just standing me up unless there was something really fucked up going on. Then he didn't call me for several days afterwards cause he was embarrassed, but we talked it out. He got rid of her... for the time being. I have a feeling she's not going away permanently any time soon though.

What a moron.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2007-01-30, 00:01
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Maybe she really really liked him?

Maybe it was tearing her up inside that the guy she really really liked was seeing some...skank..



Not saying you're a skank, but in her eyes you might be, if she really wants the guy and to you he's just 'meh'.. just be carefull, she might well go psycho and try to stab you.
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Old 2007-01-30, 02:59
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what happened to John?
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Old 2007-01-30, 03:07
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chicks like these always make a good guy seem like he's playing around
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Old 2007-01-30, 03:10
Five to One Five to One is offline
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LostCause- As soon as your band has something recorded that you can put online, will you post it? I'd like to hear.
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Old 2007-01-30, 03:43
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

stab



*eyes dart wildly*
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Old 2007-01-30, 10:12
Zonko Zonko is offline
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You spelt "oh" wrong. Many times.
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Old 2007-01-30, 10:34
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Have you considered that he's now seeing a High School Sophomore? an insecure one (redundant, I know)?
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Old 2007-01-30, 13:47
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Maybe she'll do dirtier stuff to try to win him away?

Him: "LC, don't like the Anal..."

Her: "Well, I will, 'cause I'm a lot hotter!"

Him: Exthellent!
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Old 2007-01-30, 14:28
Gus Gus is offline
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Why in all that is chaotic did you bloody fucking answer her? Seriously, you should have just made a note of the phone number, and hung up on the stupid bitch. Then asked John about it later.

She's most likely some high school student that he slept with because he wanted a quick fuck but then he figured out she was far too annoying and childish to do anything else with.

Never give anyone like that anymore information than you need to. Which is none, in your case.
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Old 2007-01-30, 18:27
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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At first I didn't look at your screen name and I assumed it was a male who had posted that. Makes a lot more sense now... sheesh.
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Old 2007-01-30, 19:40
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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this is so self centered...Os ill try and most likely fail to highjack this convo...

Question: Why do black people never compete in the swimming events at teh olympics or the winter olympics?

Cheers

not lost
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Old 2007-01-30, 19:48
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Moving soon.. :p
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An all too familiar story.. I hate those girls.. Soo annoying.. I became so annoyed just reading your account.. Dammit.
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Old 2007-01-31, 04:57
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I know! I was worried! I thought she might've freaked out and killed him and ate him or something.

that seriously made me laugh out loud.

kudos to you for screwing with her head though.
 
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