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bang a girl, you have to do it like you dont care about her. here's the thing, every girl gets burned by a constant stream of player type guys...so they all start babbling about how they want a nice guy. never make the mistake of falling for this horseshit. they dont want a nice guy. ive known this for awhile now, as do most guys. you have to treat a girl like you dont want her. if you look too eager its absolutely going to blowup in your face. you will end up firmly entrenched in the friend zone and strung along. its just how it works everytime. you have to make yourself seem desired and hard to tie down. this way the girl will attempt to tie you down. its kind of the same principle with girls being more attracted to guys with girlfriends. they see you're a hot comodity, desired so its a challenge to get you. no matter what they say girls want someone who will treat them like shit. nice guys are friend, bad boys are for screwing. its simply how the female mind thinks.
now of course there is an exception to this rule. fat chicks or ugly chicks will be a little different. there is little or no game playing you need to do when it comes to these girls. they are sooo desperate for male attention, someone to tell them they are pretty, its easy pickings...which is why so many guys will play on a chubby's desperation and drop a batch in her after a long night of drinking. some guys like fat chicks, not because fat is attractive, it obviously not. they like the low self esteem. a fat girl will worship you if you are even moderately attractive. they will praise you and become completely subserviant. personally i couldnt care less about a girl worshiping the ground i walk on... there is no way i could stomach bedding a woman who has more in common with a cow than a an actual cute little petite girl.
lets say you go after a cute broad and you play her game. you act like you're too good for her but are just nice enough to not look like a complete cock. make yourself the prize to be won. pretend you wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole, even though actually you want to lick every inch of here body. if you play the bullshit games correctly, you will get the girl, no matter what. even a guy who isnt amazingly good looking can score a hot woman if you just play the game correctly. believe me, i can attest to this first hand. if you cultivate yourself an awesome personality, you'll be a success with the chicas.
ok so now what? you've played the game, you've got this girl hot for you. its only a matter of time before you are alone and the time to make a move is upon you. you're not home free yet, you've just been given the green light to take the last test. absolutely the most important test, the task of fucking her. you could blow all of your hard work, months of setting yourself up and showing this girl you are the guy for her.
now you get her alone, maybe a few drinks to ease the tension. im not talking sloppy drunk, you dont want to make the mistake of bedding a girl when you or her are fucking smashed. drunken sex always seems like a mistake to a girl the next morning. the last thing you want is for her to think you're a mistake screw. so you guys are alone, it doesnt matter who makes the first move. its easier to let her do it, but it makes you seem like more of a bad boy if you move in and take what you want. remember girls like bad boys, nice guys are practical and boring. after the first move, it up to you to actually be good at a little foreplay. DO NOT use too much foreplay the first time. you have to keep up your front. this means fucking her like you dont care about her. im not saying dont try to please her, you HAVE to please her. if you blow the load too early, you've fucked up (jerk earlier in the day to prepare). you just have to fuck her like she is just another girl, like you do this all the time. make her believe you're a god dam professional.
after the sex, dont say a fucking word. get your ass up and get to the bathroom. when you come out, no cuddilng and certainly no speaking of the act you just committed. get dressed maybe make a little light conversation on a completely different subject. she has to still be guessing what's in your head. was it good? was this just a fuck or something more?? you cannot give her the answers to those questions yet! no matter how awesome it was or how much you like the girl.
now comes the final tricky part. not calling her for at least 5 days after the sex. now if she calls you earlier, you've won, she's yours. play it cool and you'll have a new girlfriend in no time. if she is stubborn, you call her on day 5, act like nothing happened and ask to hangout. chances are she's relived you've called and again you'll have the girl in no time..
if you follow this method, i promise you an 85% success rate. if you have a girl you really really want and she's hot, this is what you must do! hot girls know they're hot, they get hit on constantly, even if they pretend they dont. or you could just say fuck it, dont play the game and settle on a fatty. if you think you'll be happy with a fat disgusting ass, a giant pale flabby back and a sick F.U.P.A for the rest of your life, you're a better man than i.
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I did not write this up, however I do find it interesting, and felt that you guys should read this, because I believe it is 95% true. "KingOftheThing" wrote this write up in another internet forum, but I figured you guys would enjoy it as well, and maybe it will benefit one of you guys
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