me and my girl skipped school to mess around one day, and my PO caught us. my PO's making her get a papsmear or some test to see if she has had sex. she's never had sex with me, and claims she's a virgin, but ive fingered her, and stuck my dick in like 0ne inch, the rest wouldnt fit. what would the test come up as? are there anyways to fake it? can she lie and say someone else fucked her?

Who's your PO?

Firstly, it's a load of fucking tribal 1500's shit that she has to go through with this, if she even has to.

Secondly? It's pretty impossible to tell. The only clear physical way, if she hasn't had sex recently, is via the hymen, which is about as unreliable as a story-teller as a bum on PCP.

Thirdly, who the fuck is your PO and god dammit man, kick him/her somewhere it hurts.

what is the big deal if it turns out she isn't a virgin? is she underage and you aren't? if not then what?

Your PO can't do that. It's a violation of her privacy and she's not under his authority.

Oh Parole officer?

Ahh.

Yeah he can't fucking do that. See to it that he gets fired, dude, because that's one fucking twisted PO.

this story is bull shit.

^^ seconded.

Uhhh they can't even do that.

Even if you were having sex with her, it's not like they can do anything about it. And you can't test for virginity anyway, my dad threatened to have me tested once.

But, this story sounds made up.

Ridiculous.

lmao, yeah...right...

Finally, I've been wanting to call someone a retard all day.



Retard.

Just a reminder of how fuckin primitive 90% of this country is.

TROLE