I dont know why, but I've for the longest time had a fantasy of eating a woman's pussy out. I've never had ANY kind of sexual experience in the past and never dated until now. I now have a girlfriend who'd *probably* let me have a taste of her pussy. If I ever got the chance to do it, WHAT would be the best way to go about doing it? anything special I should do/ pay attention to? I want this to be really awesome for her and everything. I welcome any and all pointers you guys can give me.

Thanks

I dunno, just lick all up and down it and suck on the clit. Learn to find the g-spot with your finger and do that at the same time. Download an instructional video from Limewire or something. Make sure she gives you yours too.

No, Dont do that.... Do what she feels comfortable with? But first of all check out the archives, they'll help you out a lot. Dont panic about it neither should you push the issue or try to re-inact a guide to doing it. Just do whatever feels natural I guess.

Lick her slit up and down and casually open the lips by moving your tongue side to side.

Licking inside of the lips works aswell.

Big hint, the clitoris is everyones friend

The clitoris is here http://www.infosex.com/pics/clit.jpg

Ok the first thing you need to be sure of is that you're licking a clean pussy and I'm referring to any kind of STD's. THen you gotta be sure that she's completely shaved and just showered to avoid any unpleasant smell.

If you don't follow this instructions you are gonna experience something weird and probably wouldn't like to do it again. THe smell and the taste of the pussy are strange at first like acid or something but you'll get used to it with time.

Don't try to hard.

the clitoris is your friend, but don't attack it either, start licking everywhere but the clitoris, start penetrating her hole with your tongue and then start licking between her lips and up to the point right before coming in contact with the clit, by doing this she will be waiting for it, hold off on licking her clit as much as possible, when you finally do lick her clit she will have a great feeling of satisfaction

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

the clitoris is your friend, but don't attack it either, start licking everywhere but the clitoris, start penetrating her hole with your tongue and then start licking between her lips and up to the point right before coming in contact with the clit, by doing this she will be waiting for it, hold off on licking her clit as much as possible, when you finally do lick her clit she will have a great feeling of satisfaction



He gets my drift

Pretend it is the last meal on Earth.

i just happend to have this text file on it.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2rl7tq

Fingering and eating out is a great mix aswell I might add.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

I dunno, just lick all up and down it and suck on the clit. Learn to find the g-spot with your finger and do that at the same time. Download an instructional video from Limewire or something. Make sure she gives you yours too.

okay obviously you have never eaten pussy or even gotten pussy, in most chicks the clitoris is way too sensitive to even touch.



Edit: sorry if i came out like an asshole this is just what ive noticed. and note i said on most chicks

[This message has been edited by throopguy21 (edited 01-31-2007).]

make sure she knows that your interested in doing it. when my boyfriend use to ask to go down on me it would get me really excited and made me feel good about my self. the minute you 'cut back' she might thing that you dont like something about her anymore and get really self conscious. but other then that just ask her what she like and your figure the rest out your self.

~gecko

quote:Originally posted by throopguy21:

okay obviously you have never eaten pussy or even gotten pussy, in most chicks the clitoris is way too sensitive to even touch.

It's not good to talk out of your ass like that.

As a female, I can say that the clitoris is key. I've never orgasmed without clitoral stimulation.



Edit: typos

[This message has been edited by Too Much Ibuprofen (edited 01-29-2007).]

Use a good flavored lube. It'll hide bad taste and smells. Play some games like spelling words with tounge.

Eventually you will find what she wants or your tounge will cramp.

Nails dug into your head, bucking, then squirting means you have done the job.

When shes significantly aroused chuck a minty in your mouth and suck on that for a while but still lick her out of course and then once you get her pussy nice and minty, blow softly on it. Have you ever drunk something cold when you had a minty in your mouth? You know how it gets cold and stuff? well yeah that'll happen to her pussy

quote:Play some games like spelling words with tounge.

Yeah, I heard someone say if you trace the letters "M,N,O" then that is quiet satisfying(but I haven't tested that out yet).



[This message has been edited by slim-ov-derby (edited 01-30-2007).]

This thread has given me an erection.

quote:Originally posted by Metaphysicist:

Don't try to hard.

QFT.

It's not rocket science. Get her turned on before you start. Don't go right for the clit. Lick around first, the lips and whatnot. Don't bother trying to stick your tongue inside her for any long period of time, it won't do much for her. Gradually turn your attention to the clit. Get a finger in and try and find the g spot. At this point just try and tell what she likes best and stick to that.

And really the only important thing in this whole post, once she starts getting really into it, keep doing whatever you're doing. Just like you probably don't start switching hands when you're near the end of jacking off, don't do that when you're down there. And don't stop when you think she's cumming to ask her if she is, you'll know.

Basically just let her guide your head with her hands and ask her what she likes... Communication is the key. That and circle motions around a girls clit really really fast just as they are coming always get good results for me. That and I've always noticed that if I kinda lick around her clit with my tounge out flat so it feels rougher agianst the girl, she will usually start getting a LOT more into it.

Chew and suck on her clit but dont chew too hard and gently slide your tougue in her pussy and move it in,out,and all around.OH YEAH!

i hate lickin cunts, its purty disgusting in my opinion like this one bitch that had some nasty stubble and shit it was horrible

quote:Originally posted by DEADBEATDAD:

This thread has given me an erection.





this thread has given me the female equivalent of an erection.

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

lick around her clit with my tounge out flat so it feels rougher agianst the girl

that feels fucking AMAZING.

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

i hate lickin cunts, its purty disgusting in my opinion like this one bitch that had some nasty stubble and shit it was horrible

REAL MEN EAT PUSSY

Like a guy earlier was saying, if she did not just take a shower or if you are not wasted, prepare to face a unpleasant odor.

That shit caught me hella offguard (No pun intended)

quote:Originally posted by RisingVe:

Like a guy earlier was saying, if she did not just take a shower or if you are not wasted, prepare to face a unpleasant odor.

That shit caught me hella offguard (No pun intended)

you all are fags for saying it's smelly, a womans scent makes me horny as fuck, it's like when animals are in heat, as far as the taste, yeah it is nasty sometimes but that's why you decide which ones to eat out and which one's not to, inspect her pussy before doing anything even fucking

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

you all are fags for saying it's smelly, a womans scent makes me horny as fuck, it's like when animals are in heat, as far as the taste, yeah it is nasty sometimes but that's why you decide which ones to eat out and which one's not to, inspect her pussy before doing anything even fucking

i totally agree.

quote:Originally posted by RisingVe:

if she did not just take a shower or if you are not wasted, prepare to face a unpleasant odor.

No. In all honestly, I could go for five days and my scent would be fresh and pleasant.

The vagina cleans itself, naturally.

If you get a rank smelling vag it means her bacteria balance is askew and she needs to take better care of herself in general. Things like diet and such greatly affect smell and taste, too.

MOTORBOAT!

You know that little flap above the hole? Lick that. Lick it alot. Not too hard not too soft. You'll know when you hit the sweet spot when your suffocating because her legs are wrapped around your head, you'll know.

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

you all are fags for saying it's smelly, a womans scent makes me horny as fuck, it's like when animals are in heat, as far as the taste, yeah it is nasty sometimes but that's why you decide which ones to eat out and which one's not to, inspect her pussy before doing anything even fucking

Yea this guy has it right. Although the first girl I ever fingered WAS FUCKING RANK SHIt was nasty. But my girlfriends ALWAYS either smells/tastes REALLY good or not at all(no taste/smell).

The clit definatly is your friend. Usually I just use my tongue on her clit licking it but using my tongue FLAT on her clit not to fast not to slow sometimes more pointed tongue directly on the clit. She usually will move my head if im not in the right spot and if she wants it harder presses my face down in it more. Use a finger as well works wonders together. Spelling shit works good for getting them started and all.

And to the dumb ass that said clits are way to sensitive your a dumb fuck. Right after I give her an orgasm yes it does get to sensitive to even touch but before hand its just right and begging to be licked/rubbed.

Oh and have fun its good shit although usually after about 5-10minitues if she still hasn't came it can be boring but just stick in there.

A word of warning: You won't enjoy it at all unless you are actually really attracted to her and not just doing it for the +1.

quote:Originally posted by Too Much Ibuprofen:

It's not good to talk out of your ass like that.

As a female, I can say that the clitoris is key. I've never orgasmed without clitoral stimulation.



I'll second that.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Archives/Archive-000002/HTML/20040713-4-008485.html

quote:Originally posted by Too Much Ibuprofen:

It's not good to talk out of your ass like that.

Is it better to talk into your ass then?



edit:

I hate the phrase "Eat a girl out." It makes me want to gag.



[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 01-31-2007).]

I suggest going up to your local bookstore and finding a book about cunnilingus. I did, and I got this: http://tinyurl.com/3xycwx

It's got excercises and all sorts of shit for the tongue.

Haha, when you say she'll probably let you, you act like you're getting the greater benefit. I personally love eating pussy too, especially girls whos dont smell like the devils asshole, which from my experience are few and far between.

Who gives a fuck about the smell(as long as it's not fishy), thats one of the points to the smell, to make every girl unique. The smell adds more to my horniness. I love taste and smell of pussy; you can't really go wrong with eating out.

It's actually pretty much like getting head as a guy.

Playing and teasing to get really aroused. Begin really gentle when you start in with the clit. Then slowly increase the pressure and speed. Try to establish a good steady rythm. The hard part is figuring out the right speed and pressure for her, and not just what sounds good to you. Your natural tendency will be to fast and hard to start and then not fast and hard enough at the end.

Towards the end, it's a lot like a guy getting head. When your about to blow, the last thing you want is for her to suddenly change rythm or get real inconsistant about it. That's great for foreplay, but won't get you to the big O.

Also, a bit of warning. (and I rarely see anyone mention this.) If she does orgasm, be prepared to back the hell off. Not immediately, but she'll quit rubbing towards you and start to pull away. During orgasm, she'll be loving every caress of your tongue, but afterwards she'll become very sensitive. (at least in my experience) Direct clitoral stimulation becomes too much at this point. I find it a good time to kiss and lick around the labia and gently explore her insides with my tongue. She may become too sensitive for even this. On the other hand she may wind right back up. If she ends up ready again, be prepared to go gentler and expect her to get there a lot quicker.

Also, be prepared for a strong musky taste during the really big O's. I'm not sure what it is, but it generally only happens during really big orgasms. It may be a g-spot thing. (Don't worry, it's not urine. I went down on one too many drunk chicks... um. trust me, it's not urine.)

Sorry, these are all from my personal experience.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

MOTORBOAT!

YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!

This guy wins this thread, really.

But really, clit is key, see what she respons well to and what she doesn't to, don't like it like a dog (best advice here). Experiment, and you'll figure it out.

Don't like right on top of the clit. Lick just a bit to the side of the center. And just keep at it. Don't let up.

I've made girls come every time I eat 'em for years.

quote:Originally posted by luckyloo:

It's actually pretty much like getting head as a guy.

Playing and teasing to get really aroused. Begin really gentle when you start in with the clit. Then slowly increase the pressure and speed. Try to establish a good steady rythm. The hard part is figuring out the right speed and pressure for her, and not just what sounds good to you. Your natural tendency will be to fast and hard to start and then not fast and hard enough at the end.

Towards the end, it's a lot like a guy getting head. When your about to blow, the last thing you want is for her to suddenly change rythm or get real inconsistant about it. That's great for foreplay, but won't get you to the big O.

Also, a bit of warning. (and I rarely see anyone mention this.) If she does orgasm, be prepared to back the hell off. Not immediately, but she'll quit rubbing towards you and start to pull away. During orgasm, she'll be loving every caress of your tongue, but afterwards she'll become very sensitive. (at least in my experience) Direct clitoral stimulation becomes too much at this point. I find it a good time to kiss and lick around the labia and gently explore her insides with my tongue. She may become too sensitive for even this. On the other hand she may wind right back up. If she ends up ready again, be prepared to go gentler and expect her to get there a lot quicker.

Also, be prepared for a strong musky taste during the really big O's. I'm not sure what it is, but it generally only happens during really big orgasms. It may be a g-spot thing. (Don't worry, it's not urine. I went down on one too many drunk chicks... um. trust me, it's not urine.)

Sorry, these are all from my personal experience.

Listen to this guy. Sometimes(actually almsot everytime latly) after eating my girl out she gets so sensitive down there she immediatly pushes my head away and can't take ANYTHING else, but also like he said there are times where she can and is able to go again but the best part is she will get repeated orgasms from me licking it but it only takes a miniute or less for them to cum. But trust me if she says STOP because it feels to good stop then DO STOP>.