so most of us know the best way to get a chick to like you is to be somewhat cocky but in a joking way.

so all you players out there, throw me some tips and examples on things you can say or do that woudl make this work. sometimes when im in a good mood i can pull it off really well but other times ill be all stoned or whatever and cant get the game on ya know.

two thoughts.

-being stoned reduces most guys' game to shit. stay away from weed when trying to mack women.

-the answer to your question can be as simple as this: know you are the shit. know you are a fucking snake and know they want your dick. also know that they will eat up anything you have to say if you deliver it with the air of a well-composed motherfucker. delude yourself into believing you are the shit, if you must - "it's not a lie if you believe it."

quote:Originally posted by Fellatio!:

two thoughts.

-being stoned reduces most guys' game to shit. stay away from weed when trying to mack women.

-the answer to your question can be as simple as this: know you are the shit. know you are a fucking snake and know they want your dick. also know that they will eat up anything you have to say if you deliver it with the air of a well-composed motherfucker. delude yourself into believing you are the shit, if you must - "it's not a lie if you believe it."



fuck ye, they are just women afterall, as long as you aint 2 ugly you've got it

Yes, if you have to try, you have already failed.

-I like your shoes/glasses/earings.

-Oh thanks

-Yeah did you buy those new?

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

-I like your shoes/glasses/earings.

-Oh thanks

-Yeah did you buy those new?



Dumb shit likes this works

Not all girls are stuck up. You may think they are, but when you say dumb shit like this you'll realise they are worth talking to because they'll smile or laugh.

Shit, some people are funny and others aren't.

I for one, am a "funny guy." Girls like me mostly because I'm funny.

Play your strengths. If you're not funny, don't try.

Let me get this straight,

you WANT to be a cocky jerk?

Oh, yes women must love that.

GIRLS like cocky jerks,

WOMEN prefer a gentleman.

Girls,Women

Same Shit

They all want a cocky jerk.

Girls/women, all the same.

They all want a cock. Or ten.

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:

Let me get this straight,

you WANT to be a cocky jerk?

Oh, yes women must love that.

GIRLS like cocky jerks,

WOMEN prefer a gentleman.

BTW I bet you're a douchebag IRL. I know these things.

You are a douchebag.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

BTW I bet you're a douchebag IRL. I know these things.

You are a douchebag.



At the very least, that means I see more vagina than you.

For real, if you want to just get some ass, be an ass. If you want an actual relationship, and really like the girl, then be a gentlemen(this way almost never works btw).



Like what was already stated, just make fun of a girl like you would make fun of your friend. Buut, make sure you don't go to far. Like if she has a giant mole that you know she is subconcious about, don't go making fun of it. But if she is wearing funny looking earings, does her hair a weird way, or anything like that. Poke fun at it.

Oh, and don't do any of the above if you and the girl aren't really close. Or else she will think you are creep. At least establish some sort of relation with her.

I think that's all.

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:



At the very least, that means I see more vagina than you.

Oh, no he didn't!

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:



At the very least, that means I see more vagina than you.



Yeah every time you have to change your tampon you fucking woman. Keep up the gentleman act. More women for me.

Just go up to some chick and be like, "Bitch, I fucking hate you. I took one look at you and I knew instantly that you had a gaping, disease filled vagina that's been the community cum-dumpster for several years. No one has ever loved you and you're not really that attractive, just easy. So, can I have a turn, or what?"

Here's a another gem:

You: So what do you do?

Her: Oh Im currently taking my pre-reqs so I can get into marketing and hopefully work in the fashion industry blah blah blah... how about yourself?

You: Im in the slave trade business, mostly import/export etc.

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

Here's a another gem:

You: So what do you do?

Her: Oh Im currently taking my pre-reqs so I can get into marketing and hopefully work in the fashion industry blah blah blah... how about yourself?

You: Im in the slave trade business, mostly import/export etc.

I sthere anything better? It makes me feel all warm and fluffy inside...

if you have it,you dont need it,if you need it,you dont have it.if you have it you need more of it,if you have more of it you dont need less of it,and you need it to get it and you certainly need it to get more of it,but if you dont already have any of it to begin with,you cant get any of it to get started,wich means you really have no idea to get it in the first place... do you?you can share it,you can stockpile it,you cant fake it,wanting it,needing it,wishing for it...the point is if you havent had any of it...ever....people just seem to know.



GAME.

you gotta use your surroundings to your advantage bro.be original...anyhting completely STUPID can get you in...you just have to deliver it with confidence.

"can i ask you something?"

"what?"

"do pickup lines ever work?"

"no"

"ok,then hi,im XXXXXXX...whats your name?"

Tip: Stop reading David DeAngelo.

You can't teach someone to be cocky or witty, because it has to sound right when your trying it. And when someone tries to be witty(when they obviously aren't a witty person) really pisses me off.

You either have wit or you don't.

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:

Let me get this straight,

you WANT to be a cocky jerk?

Oh, yes women must love that.

GIRLS like cocky jerks,

WOMEN prefer a gentleman.

No they dont...I was a gentleman...got me nowhere...my friend is an arrogant, cocky asshole gets the hottest women I've seen...including 2 UF cheerleaders to date...and he's not better looking than me...it's attitude...

cocky jerks get the women.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

cocky jerks get the women.

Nah, he's right. Cocky jerks get the girls. It's just that most girls never mentally mature into women. Being an arrogant, cocky asshole will get you 90% of girls. The other 10% are the ones actually worth having (for more than a night).

EDIT: And yeah, some people are naturally witty, some people aren't. If you don't have it, find another way.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 01-30-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:



At the very least, that means I see more vagina than you.

Technically not... If you, being the douche bag that you are, are truly infact a douche bag, then you see no vagina at all. Being a douche bag, you see only the nasty stuff that used to be in the vagina after it has been cleaned.

Try and imagine seeing things from a girl's point of view when she was being hit on by a guy who was obviously attracted to her BUT obviously didn't need her.

Then act like that kind of guy.

quote:Originally posted by Fellatio!:

two thoughts.

-being stoned reduces most guys' game to shit. stay away from weed when trying to mack women.



Well I was stoned when i got with my last girlfriend.

So you theory is just bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

Tip: Stop reading David DeAngelo.

Brilliant!

you have to have balance in your cockiness and your gentlemeness???, err yeah, be cocky about yourself but don't forget to open fuckin doors and shit don't let it slam in there face..sure it would/will be hilarious but don't do it, erm yeah i've gotta take a shit...NUFF SAID!

Last night I was in bed with a girl:

Her: What are you doing tomorrow

Me: Probably going to jail, for what I am going to do to you tonight

I thought it was funny, but I didn't get to do anything =/

quote:Originally posted by Fellatio!:

two thoughts.

-being stoned reduces most guys' game to shit. stay away from weed when trying to mack women.

-the answer to your question can be as simple as this: know you are the shit. know you are a fucking snake and know they want your dick. also know that they will eat up anything you have to say if you deliver it with the air of a well-composed motherfucker. delude yourself into believing you are the shit, if you must - "it's not a lie if you believe it."



this may seem like he's being a dick but this is actually sound advice. This approach works very well in every situation i've used it in. Doing a convincing job of pretending that i'm awesome has gotten me far more pussy than anything else i've ever tried. Come to think of it.. its the only thing that's ever gotten me any.

[This message has been edited by Shadowhunter_36 (edited 01-30-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

Here's a another gem:

You: So what do you do?

Her: Oh Im currently taking my pre-reqs so I can get into marketing and hopefully work in the fashion industry blah blah blah... how about yourself?

You: Im in the slave trade business, mostly import/export etc.

Important to note that it probably isnt a good idea to use this line if the girl is black.

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

-I like your shoes/glasses/earings.

-Oh thanks

-Yeah did you buy those new?



Is this American? I don't get it.

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:



Yeah every time you have to change your tampon you fucking woman. Keep up the gentleman act. More women for me.

I bet your popular with ALL the girls

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Nah, he's right.

Watch early Richard Gere movies, such as "Looking For Mr. Goodbar".

He'll show you the way, young one.