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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-28, 14:10
ocontoa2 ocontoa2 is offline
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I was making out, grinding, and generally fooling around with this girl for about 4 or 5 hours.

Than she wanted to give me a handjob and I couldn't seem to get hard.

Wtf?
 #2 
Old 2007-01-28, 14:11
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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You have AIDS.
 #3 
Old 2007-01-28, 14:14
PoPxNxRoLL PoPxNxRoLL is offline
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no its definitely syphilis, or however its spelled, go see a doctor
 #4 
Old 2007-01-28, 14:15
Burn it up Burn it up is offline
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Maybe you are too nervous, try to relax and enjoy.. sex is natural... the pronlem is society that has made it a taboo :S
 #5 
Old 2007-01-28, 14:19
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Girls suck at handjobs anyway.

But seriously, it happens.

-deus-
 #6 
Old 2007-01-28, 15:56
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Maybe because you were concentrating on the kissing etc too much... or maybe 4 or 5 hours just got boring?
 #7 
Old 2007-01-28, 16:00
grungekid grungekid is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

Girls suck at handjobs anyway.



Not mine.

OP: I'm not sure what happened, but I'm guessing you just didn't relax. You need to relax first. I recommend alcohol, marijuana, or conservative amounts of benzo\ambien if your having trouble calming down.
 #8 
Old 2007-01-28, 16:55
WorBlux WorBlux is offline
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You probably got overexcited, and your reptillian brain though that you had already came... It happens
 #9 
Old 2007-01-28, 17:01
darkmasta darkmasta is offline
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I bet the girl laughed her ass off.
 #10 
Old 2007-01-29, 10:12
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Viagra!
 #11 
Old 2007-01-29, 11:24
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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I guess 4 or 5 hours of making out/grinding will do that to you? Dont stress out too much, you probably just got sick of it or something and coudlnt' handle anymore, no big deal.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-29, 14:33
person person is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

Girls suck at handjobs anyway.



too true... too true
 #13 
Old 2007-01-29, 15:20
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

Girls suck at handjobs anyway.

But seriously, it happens.

-deus-

Nothing but the truth man. Make her give you a sweet blow job.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-29, 15:31
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If shes 13 never ever get her to give you head!

I learnt the hard way 3 yrs ago.

Damn her fucking crooked teeth
 #15 
Old 2007-01-29, 17:30
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

Girls suck at handjobs anyway.

Well, most of them. At least 98%.
 #16 
Old 2007-01-29, 17:37
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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You can do a handjob yourself!

Have the woman give you something you cannot give yourself, a blowjob!

Hence, making her useful.
 #17 
Old 2007-01-29, 19:35
I_am_god I_am_god is offline
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I'd say it's because you were getting used to the simulation of sex you were doing, and when it came do a different form of it your body was too used to the last kind you were having.
 #18 
Old 2007-01-29, 21:08
Dextros Dextros is offline
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Is it the first time a chick has seen your cock(excluding non-sexual happenings)? If you were nervous it would come up obviously.

But seriously, only get a handjob if the girl absolutely refuses to do anything else. You could give yourself a better handjob than she could.
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Old 2007-01-29, 22:19
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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quote:Originally posted by darkmasta:

I bet the girl laughed her ass off.

If she laughed at you just tell her it's because she's ugly/shit and can't get you hard.
 
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