aside from sex... just looking for ideas here, if anyone has before i will love your forever... unless youre a guy in which case you get a deep respect instead

Piss on her. It's cute, really.

You can wash her and help her wash yourself. I'm sure there are plenty of games you can play, be creative and enjoy it; it's a very open thing.

Pooping on her face does the trick.

quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:

Piss on her. It's cute, really.

HAHAHA, this would be funny as FUCK!

I'd do it. Just to see what she did.

If she freaks out...obviously she needs to take a chill pill, or you need a better gf.

Just don't aim towards her face or anything.

quote:Originally posted by FCAdam:

aside from sex... just looking for ideas here, if anyone has before i will love your forever... unless youre a guy in which case you get a deep respect instead

dance?

You could get her to drop the soap.

Well aside from euda im very dissappointed with this S&A reaction...

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

You could get her to drop the soap.

One word: Anal. Nothing like shower anal. It's the best.

NORMAN BATES THAT BITCH THE FUCK UP

quote:Originally posted by apocalipstick420:

Piss on her. It's cute, really.

That would be so so hot.

Replace the shower with a bath tub. Then add candles and champagne. Not much you can do in a shower other than sex and soaping each other up.

If you have unlimited hot water, play scrabble.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

NORMAN BATES THAT BITCH THE FUCK UP

oh come now, don't be such a Psycho.

Do something unique and imaginative, like instead of having sex in the shower, have mutual crapping sessions. You can hold hands while pooing together .

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

If you have unlimited hot water, play scrabble.

that made me lol on several levels

Slap her ass so she drops the soap... JK

but seriously i loved it when the two of us would get baked and hop in a wicked hot steamy shower and washing eachother then standing under the hot water holding her at some point id kick the tub stopper lever thing to let the tub start fillin up. then all the sudden she'd realize the tub was fillin up so then it was time to start kickin back and cuddling (actually at that point it was all sex but you said no sex so cuddling instead) until the hot water runs out... then its into the bathrobes to make the dash to the bed to fall asleep with a movie on.



if someone has had a better time than that then you are one lucky son of a bitch

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Do something unique and imaginative, like instead of having sex in the shower, have mutual crapping sessions. You can hold hands while pooing together .

omg i laughed so hard

Get her against the wall, her facing the wall w/ you behind her. Spread out her arms / legs as if you were searching her. Rub her..crease her- whisper sexxxy things in her ear. Rub her tits, slowly down to her clit. Moan in her ear . While the water is flowing down on you guys...

Then pork her up the pooper. "Oops, missed"

quote:Originally posted by Moridin:

Slap her ass so she drops the soap... JK

but seriously i loved it when the two of us would get baked and hop in a wicked hot steamy shower and washing eachother then standing under the hot water holding her at some point id kick the tub stopper lever thing to let the tub start fillin up. then all the sudden she'd realize the tub was fillin up so then it was time to start kickin back and cuddling (actually at that point it was all sex but you said no sex so cuddling instead) until the hot water runs out... then its into the bathrobes to make the dash to the bed to fall asleep with a movie on.



if someone has had a better time than that then you are one lucky son of a bitch



I want to do that.

quote:Originally posted by Machoman411 reborn:

Pooping on her face does the trick.

Reading this caused me to wheeze with laughter, which in turn woke up my roommate.

If you have a big shower...you could dance or play boardgames...pattycake that kinda shit.

Truthfully though shower is for cleaning, sexing and soaping in my my experience.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

If you have a big shower...you could dance or play boardgames...pattycake that kinda shit.

Truthfully though shower is for cleaning, sexing and soaping in my my experience.

Fuck my shower is TINY...

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

If you have unlimited hot water, play scrabble.

How about risk? Thats the best game to play in the shower.. Or even better DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!

quote:Originally posted by whiteymoza:

How about risk? Thats the best game to play in the shower.. Or even better DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!

Dude. X Rated Shower battleship.

Take the shower head down when she's not looking and spray it right into the front of her face.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

If you have unlimited hot water, play scrabble.

+1 winner, just imagine the look on her face.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Take the shower head down when she's not looking and spray it right into the front of her face.

And then take her legs out and piss on her.

Fuck her doggy style with the shower spraying towards you and on her back, then slip out and piss on her back. She wouldent even know since the shower was on her back too.

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:

+1 winner, just imagine the look on her face when you bust out a triple word score using ZQ and 7 other tiles.

quote:Originally posted by DocShay:

Fuck her doggy style with the shower spraying towards you and on her back, then slip out and piss on her back. She wouldent even know since the shower was on her back too.

It's no fun pissing on a girl if you don't get to see her horrified reaction.

Put soap up her cunny lol

quote:Originally posted by RemadE:

Put soap up her cunny lol

HI-FUCKIN-LLARIOUS! die

I vote scrabble.

rub a shit load of soap on your cock and have her suck it. and insist on swallowing.

better yet, you could drop the soap

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

]You could get her to drop the soap.



better yet, you could drop the soap



* ass rape's flood control*

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Do something unique and imaginative, like instead of having sex in the shower, have mutual crapping sessions. You can hold hands while pooing together .

I lol'd as well.

That would require 2 toilets, no?

Or you could use the crapper and she can use the sink..

Writing or drawing on each other could be fun, with something that washes off easily.

quote:Originally posted by Khepri:



I want to do that.

Deal.

close range hardcore super soaker fight

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Writing or drawing on each other could be fun, with something that washes off easily.

Good idea.

get out of the stream of water and then turn the hot water off and proceed to laugh

Fill the tub up with bleach, then shove her head under the water and see how long she can stay under without struggling! Take turns, and time yourselves! Record your best times and invite your friends!! Fun for the whole family!!

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Fill the tub up with bleach, then shove her head under the water and see how long she can stay under without struggling! Take turns, and time yourselves! Record your best times and invite your friends!! Fun for the whole family!!

I got close to 4 minutes once.

Soap and clean her butt out real good and then you can suck on it/put your tounge inside it all you want because you know it's clean (That's what I do anyway, but i'm a depraved weirdo)

Crapping on each other sounds good too.

quote:Originally posted by psuedogunslinger:

Soap and clean her butt out real good and then you can suck on it/put your tounge inside it all you want because you know it's clean (That's what I do anyway, but i'm a depraved weirdo)

Crapping on each other sounds good too.

Wait...you want to clearn her bum out, then you want her to crap on you? I'm confused. DO YOU LIKE SHIT OR DON'T YOU!?>=(

quote:Originally posted by DocShay:

Fuck her doggy style with the shower spraying towards you and on her back, then slip out and piss on her back. She wouldent even know since the shower was on her back too.

Fuck pissing with a boner

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

I lol'd as well.

That would require 2 toilets, no?

Or you could use the crapper and she can use the sink..

No no no mon', your overthinking this. Mutual crapping sessions IN the shower, with the water running of course.

If he's REALLY fucking disgusting, he'll do her in the ass immediately afterwards.

LMAO @ this whole thread

DROP THE SOAP!!

Cum all over her face. Since she is in the shower, she wont have to worry about the mess.

quote:Originally posted by whiteymoza:

How about risk? Thats the best game to play in the shower.. Or even better DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!

I'll get my yu gi oh deck ready.. i'll meet you there in 3 minutes!