I seen this craig list add and since it was different decided to reply to it. Mabye keep you on some updates. Wondering what you guys thought.

http://tinyurl.com/259jdx

In case the link doesn't work, I'll post the ad.

So, I saw this from a man, tweaked it a bit so a man could answer and wondered, well now, would a man actually fill this out and take the time a woman would?

I am a 26 yo female, curvy and voluptious. Dark hair surrounds my olive colored complection...dark eyes are what you would look into. I have nice teeth and full soft lips. I have no children, dont smoke or do drugs and make a great living. I have a dog, and am about 5'5". How man are you?

NOTE: You may decline to answer any of the questions. And just because a question is asked does not mean I am hoping for a yes or no response. Be yourself.



Please describe self, personality and looks.

Domestic:

1. Do you cook?

2. Clean house?

3. Morning or evening person?

4. Have any children?

5. Want any?

6. Will you sign a pre nup.?

7. Income level? Approx.

8. Are firearms ok with you?

9. Can you tolerate Lifetime, romantic comedies and dinners with my girlfriends?

10. Smoke?

11. Would you be willing to submit to a psychological exam before marriage?

Religion/Love:

1. Denomination?

2. Do you attend church?

3. What is one thing that you are thankful for?

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?

5. Zodiac Sign?

Entertainment:

1. Do you like Movies?

2. Eating out?

3. Eating in?

4. Theater?

5. Reading?

6. Sports related entertainment?

7. Drink?

8. Favorite Music?

9. Drugs?

Socially and In the Bedroom:

1. How many nights a week would you be willing to give sex?

2. What is the minimum bust size you would prefer?

4. When you Orgasm are you loud or reserved?

5. How many females have you had intercourse with? Include one night stands and sex only lasting a few thrusts. (If you cannot recall, how about an estimate? )

6. Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?

7. Ever had sex with your girl's best friend?

8. Do you "go down"?

9. Any STD's?

10. How many Internet girl friends do you have?

11. Is there currently anyone you are seeing here and there or anyone you f*** on a regular basis?

Politics:

1. Liberal or conservative?

2. Third party?



Family:

1. Are you family orientated?

2. Race? What is your ethnic backgrounds?

3. Favorite Ethnic foods?

4. Have any sisters and brothers?

5. For what offense or offenses would you leave me?

FINANCES:

1. Are you responsible with your credit cards?

2. Would you be responsible with mine?

3. Are you in any debt?

4. Home owner?

5. Business Owner?

OTHER:

1. Have you formed any pre conceptions about where I may fall into so far as you know me thus far?

Last words? (Write anything in this section from comments to just anything on your mind.



Location: Vegas

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That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. She's either crazy or she just has a really good sense of humor.

She's a fat, lonely cow. Curvy, sure, but curvy OUTWARDS.

quote:Originally posted by desktopmunchies:

That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. She's either crazy or she just has a really good sense of humor.

Like I said, I replied and will see what will come out of it.

I was hoping that this would be about pegging.

That is great...She wants to know everything!

Psychological exam before marriage...That's a good one!

Dude, if you get anything, please post what you answered with and her response here!!!

Hell...I wanna see how you answered the questions anyways!

It looks like a bad chain letter.