So I was making love to my gf last night and while trying to do a doggie, I accidentally poked her in the ass with my dick. She called me a freak and the session ended there.

Conclusion: girls don't like it anal.

And you fail as a PUA.

my ex girl friend loved anal, i dont knwo what your talking about, you just have to find one that likes freaky sex, my friends girl is an anal fiend, she loves that shit.

I have just about the kinkiest girlfriend I've ever had right now but one thing she will NOT do is anal. She hates it.

quote:Originally posted by DarkNinja:

my ex girl friend loved anal, i dont knwo what your talking about, you just have to find one that likes freaky sex, my friends girl is an anal fiend, she loves that shit.

Gross?

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

I have just about the kinkiest girlfriend I've ever had right now but one thing she will NOT do is anal. She hates it.

my boyfriend has one of those girlfriends too.

It happens to the best of us...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

It happens to the best of us...

quote:Conclusion: girls don't like it anal

LIES



[This message has been edited by Too Much Ibuprofen (edited 01-27-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

And you fail as a PUA.

PUA != Analyzer

My best advice is leave her now.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

My best advice is leave her now.

Does Pirate Hippy do anal?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

my boyfriend has one of those girlfriends too.

Why do you persistently talk about how great you are at sex?

It almost sounds like you're trying to convince yourself, not us.

quote:Originally posted by Mahatma Gandhi:

PUA != Analyzer

You failed to analyze my post properly just like you failed to have sex properly. How's that for a shitty analyst?

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

You failed to analyze my post properly just like you failed to have sex properly. How's that for a shitty analyst?

ANAL_yzer, dimwit.

quote:Originally posted by Mahatma Gandhi:

ANAL_yzer, dimwit.

Which you FAILED at. Forget it, I'm done.

My g/f prefers anal over anything else. Awesome!!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Why do you persistently talk about how great you are at sex?



The point of her post was that she DOESN'T do anal.

Are you giving her shit for saying that she's really kinky? Because if you are, that's bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



The point of her post was that she DOESN'T do anal.

Are you giving her shit for saying that she's really kinky? Because if you are, that's bullshit.

this man has it right.

how could you NOT get that? and furthermore, why bitch me out about it?

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 01-27-2007).]

What exactly are you counting as a poke? Like it actually slipped in a little? Or just like touched her ass almost like you were going to put it in? If its the second then id say leave the bitch accidents happen.

And actually some girls do like anal.

Dicks poke things. Sometimes they poke the wrong things. Women should understand this.

Women have pussies. Pussies recieve things. Sometimes they recieve the wrong things. Men should understand this.

Ok, I'm done.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Does Pirate Hippy do anal?

I am curious also.

can't totse go one post without a flame war..

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

my boyfriend has one of those girlfriends too.

WTF!?

Eh, just be gentle. If your girl freaks out so much over it either get a new girl or never ever bring it up. For some it's a deal breaker--my gf said she'd never let me stick it in her dry, but I changed her mind in the heat of the moment. The trick is to be slow and reassuring. If you poke away at her anus your going to damage something, even if your using a mountain of lube. Also it should be like a yearly or special occasion type of thing, hemmaroids and prolapses are not fun.

My gf is indifferent. I cant complain I guess.

Listen idiots, many girls like it up the ass. If your girl doesn't, get an upgrade or STFU.

by accident you mean on purpose right??

The Quarterback Sneak is only a good play in football.

quote:Originally posted by converge:

can't totse go one post without a flame war..

Obviously, NOT ! ! !

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Why do you persistently talk about how great you are at sex?

It almost sounds like you're trying to convince yourself, not us.



female on female rape. hahahahh good shit.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The Quarterback Sneak is only a good play in football.

I beg to differ.

If a girl plays with her clit during anal, she can reach the most climactic orgasm.

quote:Originally posted by Mahatma Gandhi:

So I was making love to my gf last night and while trying to do a doggie, I accidentally poked her in the ass with my dick. She called me a freak and the session ended there.

Conclusion: girls don't like it anal.

actually, I had an ex girlfriend who liked having her ass fingered.

huh? when doing it doggie style you did her doggie style and she didn't like it?



[This message has been edited by Pseud0nym (edited 01-28-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

huh? when doing it doggie style you did her doggie style and she didn't like it?



Two different holes, baby. Some girls don't utilize both.

Dude, MLoR still hasn't answered the question. Does Pirate Hippy do anal?

fuckin bitches

you know what you need to do? you need to tie that shit up bondage style and be all kinky and shit and then when she least expects it, SLAM IT IN HER ASS

I accidentally coughed Dr. Pepper all over my computer when i saw this thread.

And.....Closed.