Can you make lasagne?

Honestly, it's the shit! I was asking girls it last night and it's a great way to start a conversation and if she can't, then she isn't worth dating!

And I liked to take a minute,

Just sit right there.

"Are you a 12 year old transgender Tawainese amputee? Cause you're turning me on!"

Mmm, and if for some reason the ugly bus goes past you can ask if they can make toast.

I can't spell it or cook it.

/fail!

But.. I don't like the taste anyhow.

If I was gonna pick a girl up with a line, it'd have a fish-hook on the end and it'd be sticking in her eye.

I'm so going for the lasagne line tonight again..

That doesn't count as a line. It's a generalized topic of conversation.

That wouldn't happen to be a keg in your pants would it? What? Oh, because I would like to tap that.

I still love, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you".

Once my mate once used "is your name Gillette? cos it seems your the best a man can get" with good results.

Lovin the lasagne line, thats essential for me.

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

I still love, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you".

Yes. I agree.

These ones are kinda funny but I wouldn't use them.

"Im no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock."

"Is your body named Visa? Cause it's every where I wanna be."

"You ever been raped?"

"No."

*unzips pants*

"Excuse me. Do you believe in destiny?"

"Yes/No/Whatever/Fuck off"

"I am your future boyfriend"

[ GUARANTEED SUCCESS ]

quote:Originally posted by Uber:

That wouldn't happen to be a keg in your pants would it? What? Oh, because I would like to tap that.

YES YES YES that is fucking classic

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

I still love, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you".

lol

if u see a girl across the bar/room/club what ever you motion your finger in a "Come over here" wave...when she comes over you say..."wow, i made you come with one finger, just think what i can do with two!"

I woo girls over with my integrity, strength of character, and moderate post count.

'nice shoes .. wanna fuck?'

IT'S LASAGNA. FUCK.

quote:Originally posted by Uber:

That wouldn't happen to be a keg in your pants would it? What? Oh, because I would like to tap that.

Best. Pickup. Line. Evar.

I stick my fingers in my drink and put a drop of whatever on her pants and some on mine and say 'lets go to my place and take these wet things off'

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_rabbit:

I woo girls over with my integrity, strength of character, and huge post count.

Would you be interested in some "social" sex?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Twisted_rabbit:

I woo girls over with my integrity, strength of character, and huge post count.

Mine's huger. So my penis is bigger.

How much does a Polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, wanna have sex?

If you and me were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell outta me.

Were your parents retarded? Because you're so special.

Those pants would look great on my floor!

Do you know the key difference between conversation and sex? Wanna go in the back and talk about it?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Beauty's only a light switch away.

Did it hurt when you fell? 'Cause it looks like you hit every stick on the ugly tree on the way down...

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

I still love, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you".

That loses only to "Do you know how much a polar bear weights?"; "No"; "Neither do I, but it's sure enough to break the ice."

Hey bitch suck it ez

can i put my beef in your taco?

that one is my fav.

also..

hey babuh... i see you have braces...i have braces too. (classic from beavis & butthead) thats where i got all my moves.

Can i slide my penis into your vagina if you know what i mean?

quote:Originally posted by NitrousBuddy:

if u see a girl across the bar/room/club what ever you motion your finger in a "Come over here" wave...when she comes over you say..."wow, i made you come with one finger, just think what i can do with two!"

BEST ONE, HANDS DOWN.

My friends and I have come up with a perfect way to tell if a girl has the right sense of humor for us:

Walk up to her and with a straight face say, in a forceful, but not angry, voice "Get in my basement-torture cham-basement."

Then laugh regularly (to let her know you're not actually crazy) and if she smiles with you then she's worth talking to.

"tune in tokyo, tune in tokyo"

*walk up to girl, and look down at your unzipped pants*

*look back into her eyes, hold her gaze a moment, and then look back down at your dick*

"well, it's not gonna suck itself..."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'cause i can totally see myself in your pants!"

*Licks finger and touches her shirt* "Let's get you outta those wet clothes"

"What do you want for breakfast?"

No wonder you are all virgins.

I once used this to start a conversation. I saw an attractive girl at my college studying a microbiology text. When she put the book down (I do not bother people who are reading) I go up to her and say:

Biology. Fun stuff. I rather like it myself.

"Nice shoes. Have you ever been fisted up the ass?"

well if your slick enough, this one usaully works

"hey can i have a kiss so i can say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"You like Coco Puffs?

...

Wanna fuck?"

Worked for me.

"Eat the poop Jell-O grandma."

Here's a thought:

Put on a jockstrap, and some really tight pants. When a girl asks about the unusually large bulge in your pants, look at her, wink and say "Thats from lookin at you babe"

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

I still love, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you".

because its the best EVER! end of story

all others /fail

quote:Originally posted by Cboys:

Mine's huger. So my penis is bigger.

Check out mine. Couple that with the fact I'm a mod (something I slip into conversation at the earliest opportunity) and I'm beating the ladies off with a stick.

"If beauty were a crime, you should go to jail for life."

"Hey, I've been following you around all week, you look like my favourite internet porn star"

Hey, baby, I am your density.

"xcuse me lady, u're under arrest for being the most attractive girl here, please come back to the station with me.."

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

"Hey, I've been following you around all week, you look like my favourite internet porn star"

That's a keeper.

quote:Originally posted by baarty111:

well if your slick enough, this one usaully works

"hey can i have a kiss so i can say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

That is soo stolen. Yoink!

If jby stolen means that it's yours... and you're going to use it.

Please post pictures of the bruise on your face and a copy of the restraining order.

the best one is " do you know how to drive a ferari? im drunk, and i dont wanna leave it at the bar"



contributed by my bf mine would be the chloroform one lol

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another good pickup line:

what would you do for me, for a gram and a half?

works really really good on tweaker chicks.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as to this question?

That's a thinker. Yes means yes, and no means yes. It's a yes/yes question.

ummm....SHOW US YOUR BLEED HOLE?

my favorite



"finish your beer and lets go."

I GOT no PICKUP LINES

I STAY on the GRIND

I tell the Ho's all the time

BITCh, get in my Car!

GGggG U Knit

"I bet you $10 I can kiss you without touching your lips."

Then kiss her, hand her $10, and say "Damn I lost the bet"

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

"I bet you $10 I can kiss you without touching your lips."

Then kiss her, hand her $10, and say "Damn I lost the bet"

And throw away perfectly good money on a woman.

Idiot...

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

I usually say..

hi

they say hi

i say how are you?

they say im good

i say got much planned after

yes/no wanna go to [insert club] after?

yeah kk thnx



Im pretty attractive and the cute girl one works with a first time meeting not a date