So there's this kid right, I've loved him on and off since grade 7. We had a thing once - not a big thing, just a little thing. We still hang out with the same crowds, and we're good friends, but for a couple years now though we've been out and about doing other things/people. We've moved on, I had my chance, whatever.

There's this other guy now that I'm just mad about, a really fine, fine fellow. We aren't going out though, and he's never expressed any interest in me as anything more than a friend - which is fair enough.

The problem is my dear friend Kaitlen, sweetest little thing you ever did see. She's cute as a button, nice as all get out, polite, docile, what's not to love?

Exactly! There isn't a single man on this planet who wouldn't stick it in her tight pink little love hole. The first kid knows her pretty well, and he told me that he wanted to go for her. The second guy also said that she was 'The finest thing I've ever seen.'

Now there are no two people that I've ever been crazier about, and they both want to put it in her. Keep in mind that I've never really had claim to either of them, but I'm good friends with both - and it makes me feel a little bit sad and lonely.

I don't want to feel a little bit sad and lonely though!

What to do, what to do? Is there anything to do? Live and let live and cry a little and lower my standards? Throw acid in her face? Poke those boys's eyes out with sharp sticks?

The answers you seek are deep within your soul, you have to do some introspec- ah fuck it: foursome.

KKKKKKKHHHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

The answers you seek are deep within your soul, you have to do some introspec- ah fuck it: foursome.

It would be a crappy foursome. They'd fuck her left, right and sideways while I sat in the corner and masturbated.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

So there's this kid right, I've loved him on and off since grade 7. We had a thing once - not a big thing, just a little thing. We still hang out with the same crowds, and we're good friends, but for a couple years now though we've been out and about doing other things/people. We've moved on, I had my chance, whatever.

There's this other guy now that I'm just mad about, a really fine, fine fellow. We aren't going out though, and he's never expressed any interest in me as anything more than a friend - which is fair enough.

The problem is my dear friend Kaitlen, sweetest little thing you ever did see. She's cute as a button, nice as all get out, polite, docile, what's not to love?

Exactly! There isn't a single man on this planet who wouldn't stick it in her tight pink little love hole. The first kid knows her pretty well, and he told me that he wanted to go for her. The second guy also said that she was 'The finest thing I've ever seen.'

Now there are no two people that I've ever been crazier about, and they both want to put it in her. Keep in mind that I've never really had claim to either of them, but I'm good friends with both - and it makes me feel a little bit sad and lonely.

I don't want to feel a little bit sad and lonely though!

What to do, what to do? Is there anything to do? Live and let live and cry a little and lower my standards? Throw acid in her face? Poke those boys's eyes out with sharp sticks?

This is what shits me about girls. You never tell us that you're intersted. Just friggen tell him right now, I bet he digs you and wants to dig in you.

quote:Originally posted by 007-GoldenShower:

This is what shits me about girls. You never tell us that you're intersted. Just friggen tell him right now, I bet he digs you and wants to dig in you.

They know, they know. I'm a fairly open person, but I cut it out when I realised they weren't interested. It feels degrading to like somebody who doesn't want you back, even more degrading to continue flirting with them.

Pssh, Women and they're petty problems.

So what? Life goes one, it's not a big deal. Normally you should feel a little bummed for a day, then get over it. It's not like you are currently dating one of them.

Your only option is to steal her from them and make them jealous.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

So there's this kid right, I've loved him on and off since grade 7.

I was going to quote this and state I stopped reading here.... but I read the whole thread.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

It would be a crappy foursome. They'd fuck her left, right and sideways while I sat in the corner and masturbated.

I'll sit with you

Uhhh... to keep you company, I mean.

The answer isn't black and white. I can relate, sort of. My best friend is very overweight and not so good looking.

He's a funny guy and well liked but simply can't pick up girls. I've slept with a few girls while he was around, some like your friend and some the total opposite.

I'm no Brad Pitt and don't have super natural

sex powers, but he has a deep resentment for my sexual activities.

Anyways, my advice is talk to your friend about it, she may not be as observant as me and most likely has no clue you feel that way.

quote:Originally posted by slowdown:

Your only option is to steal her from them and make them jealous.

I have to agree with this.

I hate that also, when there's someone I like who's completely oblivious to it all, and then some simpering pretty little bitch comes along and scoops them up just like that. It's fucking sickening.



So yeah. Do her. Do her now.

Well? Unless you can get her for your own?

Do you think it has anything to do with being in an area of limited population & thus choices? How's yer GPA? Has your resolve to buckle down paid off?

Has too much concentration on the academics warped your poor wee mind? Are you satisfied that your obsession with the people you're hung up on hasn't blinded you to others who're available?

Is it too soon to consider Studly Bulls/Stallions who may be obsessed with you? There is some small selection of these in your local sections, isn't there?

You're still at home for at least a couple more years? Stuck in some backwater...going mad...

Stop talking so fucking weird.

You don't really have a right to be jealous, but I understand why you are.

The fact is, if they don't like you, they're fair game. You have to kind of put aside your feelings for them and let them go after your friend.

Try focusing on what you do/can have rather than what you want but can't have. It'll make it easier when your friend gets pregnant from one of them.

Yes! Cap'n quit talkin' like the old school country girl! 'Cute as a button'? 'Nice as all get out'?

The very idear of talkin' like that in these 'ever so modern, post-industrial' times?