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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-25, 23:33
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I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
It all started when my step mum was trying to work up the videoplayer. She's proper scuzz. She met my dad at the gym where she works as an aerobics instructor...blonde and stunning. She was bent over and I could see her frenchies. Pink, with some lace on the top. She turned around, and asked said "I'm going to take a shower, can yofix this thing for me Rich?"
As I started connecting it up, I was very aroused. I couldn't help but think of that sight. Tight and oh so round. It gave me goosebumps.
The next morning I was walking into the kitchen and saw her eating her breakky on the table. She was wearing this really small top, and short shorts. Her hair tied back allowing her face to bask in the glowing morning light. I froze right there. My heart skipped a beat, and my face turned red. So after looking at her for a couple seconds, she looks at me and goes "Whats the matter?"
I just stuttered and said I was checking if we needed anymore milk.
I opened the fridge, and said "Nah we don't". I immediately turned around and walked out of the room.
I went to the living room and caught my breath. I was standing in the exact same spot I saw my step-mum's frenchies. My heart was racing so I went upstairs to go to my room. I needed to cool off.
As I went up, I passed the dirty clothes basket by the bathroom door.
There it lay in all its glory.
The pink frenchies my step mom wore the other day. Temptation ran through my mind, and it consumed me. I looked around, no one was there.
"Just pick it up, take a sniff. One little whiff - no one will get hurt"
I rubbed my sweaty fingers together and inched towards the underwear. My ears were burning, and a fire ignited in my stomach. I began to grow weaker by the second.
I touched the underwear and felt its soft smooth texture, its intricate silk lacing on the top rim. It was heavenly. Upon closer inspection, there was not a stain to be seen, nor a weave of cotton out of place. It was magnificent.
Finally I did it.
I pressed it up against my face.
I did not smell it.
I inhaled it.
I didn't just take in the sweet waff that came from it, but I consumed the smell as if it were the last breath of air I would ever take. It was everything I expected and more. I was intoxicated by it, and every time I filled my lungs with the smell I wanted more.
I whispered sweet things into the pink mass of delight. "You don't know how much I need you. I love you... I love you, love you ... love you"
That's when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
"What are you doing?" asked my step mother.
At this point I lost the will to even deny what I had done. The underwear just fell straight down, and I looked down at it.
"I .... ..."
"I was...."
"I was errr, checking if the clothes in the basket were dirty or not, and if they needed cleaning, just checking to make sure ... you know ... "
"No you weren't" she said as she slid her hand from my shoulder down to the side of my arm.
She pushed me into the bathroom and locked the door.
I tried to say something, tried to explain myself ... tried to make sense of all this.
She just kissed me softly on the lips as I tried to speak. She then untied her hair.
She whispered "wanna taste the real thing?" and gave me a look that cut me in half, and a smile that put me back together.
I said ".... ummm ook."
She kissed me all over. I looked down at her and she looked at me. Our eyes were dancing the tango.
I got excited and she noticed. She looked down and smiled and said "hey there tiger, you're pretty big for a white guy". She looked surprised.
I said to her, "Pretty big for a white guy huh!?"
I put my finger on her forehead and moved a golden lock of her hair behind her ear and whispered...
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#2
 2007-01-25, 23:34
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
I read the first and last sentances.
and loled hard.
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#3
 2007-01-25, 23:35
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
tl;dr
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#4
 2007-01-25, 23:51
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Hahahaha that was great.
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#5
 2007-01-25, 23:59
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Wherever I lay my hat
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:
Hahahaha that was great.
+1
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#6
 2007-01-26, 00:05
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
hahahahahahahahahah that was soooooo good
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#7
 2007-01-26, 00:27
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
I had a semi reading that.
Ruined it with a joke.
Just kidding, nice work.
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#8
 2007-01-26, 01:06
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Did this really happen? If so, YOU FUCKING KICK ASS!
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#9
 2007-01-26, 01:14
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
can't remember posting this here..
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#10
 2007-01-26, 01:18
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
that was priceless
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#11
 2007-01-26, 02:01
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Molotov Everything 
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
that was priceless
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#12
 2007-01-26, 02:08
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
The title was the best part. Everything else, well, it was ok I guess.
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#13
 2007-01-26, 02:57
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by Miluardo:
Did this really happen? If so, YOU FUCKING KICK ASS!
Isn't it obvious that it happened? 
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#14
 2007-01-26, 03:07
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:
Hahahaha that was great.
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#15
 2007-01-26, 03:40
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
That smells like a wet-dream fantasy, but it was arousing.
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#16
 2007-01-26, 03:43
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
*cough*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*cough*
Good read though.
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#17
 2007-01-26, 04:20
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Soo...you like smelling your dads cock? And you ate her...how does his sperm taste?
Didn't think of that did ya'.
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#18
 2007-01-26, 04:25
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Amusing at best.
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#19
 2007-01-26, 04:27
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
*claps twice*
Nicely done my pet
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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#20
 2007-01-26, 16:40
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Ronin13 
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
OH MAN MADE ME LOL!!
+3 to you!
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#21
 2007-01-26, 17:57
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Great success.
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#22
 2007-01-26, 18:26
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Ha ha!
I got a partial stiffy and a good chuckle.
Thank you.
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#23
 2007-01-26, 18:52
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by Nameless Dude:
Amusing at best.
u r jenius
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#24
 2007-01-26, 21:43
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:
hahahahahahahahahah that was soooooo good
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#25
 2007-01-26, 22:07
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
HAHAHA, totally not expecting that. Perfect timing.
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#26
 2007-01-26, 22:11
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Nice.
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#27
 2007-01-26, 23:06
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Re: I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers
Better than any bel-air i've ever seen.
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