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Old 2007-01-25, 23:33
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Default I Sniffed My Step Mums Knickers

It all started when my step mum was trying to work up the videoplayer. She's proper scuzz. She met my dad at the gym where she works as an aerobics instructor...blonde and stunning. She was bent over and I could see her frenchies. Pink, with some lace on the top. She turned around, and asked said "I'm going to take a shower, can yofix this thing for me Rich?"

As I started connecting it up, I was very aroused. I couldn't help but think of that sight. Tight and oh so round. It gave me goosebumps.

The next morning I was walking into the kitchen and saw her eating her breakky on the table. She was wearing this really small top, and short shorts. Her hair tied back allowing her face to bask in the glowing morning light. I froze right there. My heart skipped a beat, and my face turned red. So after looking at her for a couple seconds, she looks at me and goes "Whats the matter?"

I just stuttered and said I was checking if we needed anymore milk.

I opened the fridge, and said "Nah we don't". I immediately turned around and walked out of the room.

I went to the living room and caught my breath. I was standing in the exact same spot I saw my step-mum's frenchies. My heart was racing so I went upstairs to go to my room. I needed to cool off.

As I went up, I passed the dirty clothes basket by the bathroom door.

There it lay in all its glory.

The pink frenchies my step mom wore the other day. Temptation ran through my mind, and it consumed me. I looked around, no one was there.

"Just pick it up, take a sniff. One little whiff - no one will get hurt"

I rubbed my sweaty fingers together and inched towards the underwear. My ears were burning, and a fire ignited in my stomach. I began to grow weaker by the second.

I touched the underwear and felt its soft smooth texture, its intricate silk lacing on the top rim. It was heavenly. Upon closer inspection, there was not a stain to be seen, nor a weave of cotton out of place. It was magnificent.

Finally I did it.

I pressed it up against my face.

I did not smell it.

I inhaled it.

I didn't just take in the sweet waff that came from it, but I consumed the smell as if it were the last breath of air I would ever take. It was everything I expected and more. I was intoxicated by it, and every time I filled my lungs with the smell I wanted more.

I whispered sweet things into the pink mass of delight. "You don't know how much I need you. I love you... I love you, love you ... love you"

That's when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

"What are you doing?" asked my step mother.

At this point I lost the will to even deny what I had done. The underwear just fell straight down, and I looked down at it.

"I .... ..."

"I was...."

"I was errr, checking if the clothes in the basket were dirty or not, and if they needed cleaning, just checking to make sure ... you know ... "

"No you weren't" she said as she slid her hand from my shoulder down to the side of my arm.

She pushed me into the bathroom and locked the door.

I tried to say something, tried to explain myself ... tried to make sense of all this.

She just kissed me softly on the lips as I tried to speak. She then untied her hair.

She whispered "wanna taste the real thing?" and gave me a look that cut me in half, and a smile that put me back together.

I said ".... ummm ook."

She kissed me all over. I looked down at her and she looked at me. Our eyes were dancing the tango.

I got excited and she noticed. She looked down and smiled and said "hey there tiger, you're pretty big for a white guy". She looked surprised.

I said to her, "Pretty big for a white guy huh!?"

I put my finger on her forehead and moved a golden lock of her hair behind her ear and whispered...

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Old 2007-01-25, 23:34
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I read the first and last sentances.

and loled hard.
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Old 2007-01-25, 23:35
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tl;dr
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Old 2007-01-25, 23:51
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Hahahaha that was great.
 #5 
Old 2007-01-25, 23:59
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quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Hahahaha that was great.

+1
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Old 2007-01-26, 00:05
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hahahahahahahahahah that was soooooo good
 #7 
Old 2007-01-26, 00:27
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I had a semi reading that.

Ruined it with a joke.

Just kidding, nice work.
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Old 2007-01-26, 01:06
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Did this really happen? If so, YOU FUCKING KICK ASS!
 #9 
Old 2007-01-26, 01:14
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can't remember posting this here..
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Old 2007-01-26, 01:18
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that was priceless
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Old 2007-01-26, 02:01
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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

that was priceless
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Old 2007-01-26, 02:08
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The title was the best part. Everything else, well, it was ok I guess.
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Old 2007-01-26, 02:57
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quote:Originally posted by Miluardo:

Did this really happen? If so, YOU FUCKING KICK ASS!

Isn't it obvious that it happened?
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Old 2007-01-26, 03:07
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quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Hahahaha that was great.
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Old 2007-01-26, 03:40
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That smells like a wet-dream fantasy, but it was arousing.
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Old 2007-01-26, 03:43
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*cough*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*cough*

Good read though.
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Old 2007-01-26, 04:20
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Soo...you like smelling your dads cock? And you ate her...how does his sperm taste?

Didn't think of that did ya'.
 #18 
Old 2007-01-26, 04:25
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Amusing at best.
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Old 2007-01-26, 04:27
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*claps twice*

Nicely done my pet

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
 #20 
Old 2007-01-26, 16:40
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OH MAN MADE ME LOL!!

+3 to you!
 #21 
Old 2007-01-26, 17:57
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Great success.
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Old 2007-01-26, 18:26
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Ha ha!

I got a partial stiffy and a good chuckle.

Thank you.
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Old 2007-01-26, 18:52
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quote:Originally posted by Nameless Dude:

Amusing at best.

u r jenius
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Old 2007-01-26, 21:43
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quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:

hahahahahahahahahah that was soooooo good
 #25 
Old 2007-01-26, 22:07
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HAHAHA, totally not expecting that. Perfect timing.
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Old 2007-01-26, 22:11
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Nice.
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Old 2007-01-26, 23:06
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Better than any bel-air i've ever seen.
 
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