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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-25, 23:19
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problems with anal
everytime i have anal with my girlfriend, her asshole clinches up. she doesnt do it intentionally but it tightens up like a beartrap around my cock. its happened like 3 times and last time it really hurt.
what can i do to fix this? my cock cant handle much more of this.
::agronox::
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#2
 2007-01-25, 23:22
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oc6 
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Re: problems with anal
As she orgasms, I presume?
If it hurts you then maybe you should stay out of there.
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#3
 2007-01-25, 23:23
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Satanz Handicapped Helper 
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Re: problems with anal
Jam your fist up there. Then it will be wide open.
[This message has been edited by Satanz Handicapped Helper (edited 01-25-2007).]
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#4
 2007-01-26, 01:10
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Miluardo 
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Re: problems with anal
Make sure next time you use lots of lube. When she clenches up, pull out and RAM it back in.
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#5
 2007-01-26, 02:15
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robyextreme 
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Re: problems with anal
Just smack her across the face.
Fucking anal noobs.
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#6
 2007-01-26, 02:26
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moonmeister 
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Re: problems with anal
A regular Ellie May Clamp-ett, eh?
Let me in there...I bore her out oversize & you'll have no problem...
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#7
 2007-01-26, 03:46
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Back In New Orleans!
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Re: problems with anal
Its because she is not relaxing her sphincter. Tell her to just relax and go along for the ride.
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#8
 2007-01-26, 08:41
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RogueWarheart 
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Re: problems with anal
quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:
Its because she is not relaxing her sphincter. Tell her to just relax and go along for the ride.
Durr... just knock her out!
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#9
 2007-01-26, 08:49
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mindh4X0rz 
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Re: problems with anal
Use one of those vise things. Just stick it in there and turn the handle until it opens her asshole wide enough for your dick.
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#10
 2007-01-26, 09:02
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genericwittyusername 
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Re: problems with anal
Yo dudes that's what these people think they want... but if you want it to last and not be awkward for her (it'll still be awkward but not miserable) give her a couple drinks (4 if she's standard, 3 if she's a lightweight, 5 if she drinks a lot), then give her a nice long massage (so she relaxes completely), start foreplay, start fingering then eating out then fucking, and when she's shuddering, ask if you can give it to her gently in the butt.
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#11
 2007-01-26, 19:03
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JIzzlobber 
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Re: problems with anal
I wish I had problems like that.
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#12
 2007-01-27, 03:28
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Markalon 
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Re: problems with anal
This is a true story: A friend was banging girlfreind in ass. She couldn't let go.
They called 911 and had to go to hospital in abulance. They gave her valium to relax. He popped out and dick doesn't work right anymore.
I thought bullshit till nieghbors of his told me and ambulance call was listed in paper.
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#13
 2007-01-27, 03:30
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Markalon 
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Re: problems with anal
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Markalon
This is a true story: A friend was banging girlfreind in ass. She couldn't let go.
They called 911 and had to go to hospital in abulance. They gave her valium to relax. He popped out and dick doesn't work right anymore.
I thought bullshit till nieghbors of his told me and ambulance call was listed in paper.
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#14
 2007-01-27, 03:31
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Five to One 
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Re: problems with anal
Fuck bro...your "problem" sounds pretty damn pleasant to me!
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#15
 2007-01-27, 23:05
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-ArtieBr00tal- 
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Re: problems with anal
quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:
ask if you can give it to her gently in the butt.
^^Lawlz
Fuck that shit.. ;p
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#16
 2007-01-28, 00:28
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grungekid 
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Re: problems with anal
Anal isnt all its cracked up to be.
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#17
 2007-01-28, 00:39
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pepper23 
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Re: problems with anal
quote:Originally posted by grungekid:
Anal isnt all its cracked up to be.
pun?
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#18
 2007-01-28, 01:01
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grungekid 
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Re: problems with anal
quote:Originally posted by pepper23:
pun?
Ya. Its not that funny but I was bored.
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