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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-25, 23:19
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Default problems with anal

everytime i have anal with my girlfriend, her asshole clinches up. she doesnt do it intentionally but it tightens up like a beartrap around my cock. its happened like 3 times and last time it really hurt.

what can i do to fix this? my cock cant handle much more of this.



::agronox::
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Old 2007-01-25, 23:22
oc6 oc6 is offline
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As she orgasms, I presume?

If it hurts you then maybe you should stay out of there.
 #3 
Old 2007-01-25, 23:23
Satanz Handicapped Helper Satanz Handicapped Helper is offline
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Jam your fist up there. Then it will be wide open.



[This message has been edited by Satanz Handicapped Helper (edited 01-25-2007).]
 #4 
Old 2007-01-26, 01:10
Miluardo Miluardo is offline
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Make sure next time you use lots of lube. When she clenches up, pull out and RAM it back in.
 #5 
Old 2007-01-26, 02:15
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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Just smack her across the face.

Fucking anal noobs.
 #6 
Old 2007-01-26, 02:26
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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A regular Ellie May Clamp-ett, eh?

Let me in there...I bore her out oversize & you'll have no problem...
 #7 
Old 2007-01-26, 03:46
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Back In New Orleans!
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Its because she is not relaxing her sphincter. Tell her to just relax and go along for the ride.
 #8 
Old 2007-01-26, 08:41
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

Its because she is not relaxing her sphincter. Tell her to just relax and go along for the ride.

Durr... just knock her out!
 #9 
Old 2007-01-26, 08:49
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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Use one of those vise things. Just stick it in there and turn the handle until it opens her asshole wide enough for your dick.
 #10 
Old 2007-01-26, 09:02
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Yo dudes that's what these people think they want... but if you want it to last and not be awkward for her (it'll still be awkward but not miserable) give her a couple drinks (4 if she's standard, 3 if she's a lightweight, 5 if she drinks a lot), then give her a nice long massage (so she relaxes completely), start foreplay, start fingering then eating out then fucking, and when she's shuddering, ask if you can give it to her gently in the butt.
 #11 
Old 2007-01-26, 19:03
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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I wish I had problems like that.
 #12 
Old 2007-01-27, 03:28
Markalon Markalon is offline
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This is a true story: A friend was banging girlfreind in ass. She couldn't let go.

They called 911 and had to go to hospital in abulance. They gave her valium to relax. He popped out and dick doesn't work right anymore.

I thought bullshit till nieghbors of his told me and ambulance call was listed in paper.
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Old 2007-01-27, 03:30
Markalon Markalon is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Markalon
This is a true story: A friend was banging girlfreind in ass. She couldn't let go.

They called 911 and had to go to hospital in abulance. They gave her valium to relax. He popped out and dick doesn't work right anymore.

I thought bullshit till nieghbors of his told me and ambulance call was listed in paper.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-27, 03:31
Five to One Five to One is offline
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Fuck bro...your "problem" sounds pretty damn pleasant to me!
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Old 2007-01-27, 23:05
-ArtieBr00tal- -ArtieBr00tal- is offline
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quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

ask if you can give it to her gently in the butt.

^^Lawlz

Fuck that shit.. ;p
 #16 
Old 2007-01-28, 00:28
grungekid grungekid is offline
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Anal isnt all its cracked up to be.
 #17 
Old 2007-01-28, 00:39
pepper23 pepper23 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by grungekid:

Anal isnt all its cracked up to be.

pun?
 #18 
Old 2007-01-28, 01:01
grungekid grungekid is offline
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quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

pun?

Ya. Its not that funny but I was bored.
 
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