Ok so last night I lost my virginity. Yes it was cool and all, but afterwards my dick and balls were really sore. It was kind of the spur of the moment kind of thing, she said she would hook with me out of the blue. It came out of nowhere, (we were both a little drunk.) She followed me back to my place, without me really inviting her. So anyways, we get down to it and my dick keeps sliding out and for some reason it was almost impossible to get back in. It seriously took a lot of work to get my cock back in. One time it slid out and her body came down and bent my cock and it really hurt.

Anyways, heres what it goes down to.

She kept saying we needed lube, how common is lube used? Does everyone need it? Do I need to go out and buy some? Where the hell would I get this?

Also, is it always so fucking hard to get your wang in a chick?

Then to my big problems.

This chick I fucked is kind of involved with one of my good friends that I have known for almost ever. He seems kind of interested in her, but I guess she isn't interested in him. They hooked up awhile back, but nothing really came of it. She keep telling we cannot tell my friend about this.

One thing is, this is one of my best friends and I have known him for almost my entire life, should I tell him? I really regret hooking up with her, because I don't want to lose my friend and I don't really want to be involved with this chick.

We used a condom the first time, but that was the only condom, then we did it again.

She said she was clean and that she was tested recently, but should I trust her? Also, where would I go to get tested? What would the doctors do to me? I'm really nervous about this.

Well, she just called me again all drunk. She wanted to know if I wanted to "hook up later?" What does she mean by this? TO be honest I don't want to bang this chick for fear that she would want to be with me. I don't want a relationship with her, she is not really my type. How can I explain this to her without her getting pissed? We were just friends before this, I liked that and wish it could just go back to that.

I don't want to hurt her shes cool and all, but if this goes to far it could ruin what I really want. There is another chick, but she goes to a different school. I really want her and she wants me. We talk for hours on the phone and I know I could really have something with her and I don't want to lose that.

Sorry about it being long I'm just really confused. Please help.

Ok, wow, naive, but it's kinda cute :\

Lube is pretty common, not everyone needs it (for usual sex), and it's available at any drugstore.

You'll get better at it, relax, but perhaps she was just really tight.

Bros before hoes, I'd say messing with her wasn't a great idea, if you think he'd go murderous, don't tell him, but if you're good friends and trust each other, tell him and apologize.

Never trust a girl for that, go talk to your doctor or look up a walk-in clinic to get tested at. Blood tests, urine tests, pap smears/etc. are all pretty common tests.

By 'hooking up later' she means that she wants to have sex again, simple enough. If you've got that much regret and doubt over it, I recomment you don't, really.

It just takes practice, you'll get the hang of it, lol. As for the STD testing, that's really up to you. I'm not exactly sure what is involved for guys, although I do know that you will get a q-tip up your peehole, lol.

If you're not into her, just say, "I want to stay friends and I don't want to complicate things with sex." But maybe she just wants to be friends with benefits?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

It just takes practice, you'll get the hang of it, lol. As for the STD testing, that's really up to you. I'm not exactly sure what is involved for guys, although I do know that you will get a q-tip up your peehole, lol.

If you're not into her, just say, "I want to stay friends and I don't want to complicate things with sex." But maybe she just wants to be friends with benefits?

Dammit, I don't want anything shoved up my cock. Can I just get a blood test or something like what Orange said? Or is that what I have to have done? I don't want to be friends with benefits with her.

I'm pretty sure you only get a blood test for HIV testing...And I don't know if this is true everywhere, but the q-tip in the peehole seems to be standard here...

This thread is funny.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

but the q-tip in the peehole seems to be standard here...

Fuck.

How big is your peehole? I always assumed it was just a tiny hole for guys...But closer examination of my boyfriend's penis showed me that that is not the case. His is more of a slit and could easily accomodate a qtip. He wont let me try though.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

How big is your peehole? I always assumed it was just a tiny hole for guys...But closer examination of my boyfriend's penis showed me that that is not the case. His is more of a slit and could easily accomodate a qtip. He wont let me try though.



Yeah wangholes are tiny, I put a qtip up to it, and it looks like it could fit. How far do they put it in? If they cram it in there its going to hurt like hell. Your boyfrined would have to be crazy to let you try and put a qtip up his shaft.



[This message has been edited by Che Buddy (edited 01-25-2007).]

You guys forgot to tell that the q tip is only to numb it, then they shove their fist up you cock, its gonna hurt like hell

Guy above me was half-joking. The Q-Tip is in fact just covered with a numbing agent, andthen they stick a needle down there. Doesn't hurt at all because of the numbing, but still an unnerving process. Especially when they bring the needle out.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Guy above me was half-joking. The Q-Tip is in fact just covered with a numbing agent, andthen they stick a needle down there. Doesn't hurt at all because of the numbing, but still an unnerving process. Especially when they bring the needle out.



Shit that doesn't sound fun at all. How much do these tests usually cost?

So she's callin you to fuck again and you think you fucked it all up?

And you say 'i want her really bad and she wants me..' sounds to me like you're just plain dumb. i know, its hard to take. these things happen though.

Obviously you didn't read to the whole thing. I was talking about a different chick, one that I actually give a damn about. Anyways, yes she did call back, but I wasn't talking about fucking that up. I fucked a chick my buddy was in to. That is how I fucked up. What level is your reading comprehension? The 3rd grade?



[This message has been edited by Che Buddy (edited 01-28-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Che Buddy:



We used a condom the first time, but that was the only condom, then we did it again.

She said she was clean and that she was tested recently, but should I trust her? Also, where would I go to get tested? What would the doctors do to me? I'm really nervous about this.





nice one. .

just fuck her and tell her you guys can only be fuck buddies.