A few weeks ago my boyfriend and I were going at it, and I don't quite remember what happened...I guess he slipped out and accidentally jammed his penis, well, not anywhere it was supposed to go, and we both heard it 'pop' and obviously it hurt him. I was horrified because I thought that if a man's penis popped that it was broken and he would have to go to the hospital. But it obviously wasn't broken, and we finished up without incident.

Once before he slipped out of me and ended up with a bruise on his penis, but it never popped.

So yeah, is that possible? That your penis can 'pop' but not break?

PS sorry if this is a dumb question, but I don't have a penis and I'm pretty clueless as to how they work.

His penis 'popped'? *shudders* whatever you are talking about doesn't sound plesaent

AH GOD

I hate shit like that

Yeah, it really freaked me out. I thought I had broken him.

Edit- so it is possible?

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did you read that in cosmo? because i read that in cosmo.

obviously if it didn't break and you heard the pop, then yes it's possible for it to pop and not break. you experienced it firsthand.

No, I'm not sure where I picked it up from. I can remember reading something aimed at little boys, saying "If your penis makes a snapping or popping sound make sure you tell your parents." lol

And yeah, it happened, but that doesn't mean it's normal...

Yeah that happened to me, it's not pleasent. I was fine though and it sounds like hes alright.

Do you have a King Crab living in your vagina?

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i read in cosmo that a girl slipped off her boyfriend and fractured his penis and he had to be rushed to the hospital. my boyfriend told me it was all a lie but i like to believe what cosmo tells me. well, until he showed me that he could bend his erection in half. then i stopped being such a believer. god, is there anything penises CAN'T do?

I usually make a pop sound after I'm done fapping, it doesn't hurt, feels rather good actually. All I do is push on the base of the shaft and pull my head towards me, thus making popping feeling or sound, whatever.

Its happened to be before. Nothing to worry about.

I see. Thanks for the replies.

And yes, YouLookFourteen, it is very possible to break a man's penis. My sister did it do a guy once, lol.

I pop my penis all the time.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:



And yes, YouLookFourteen, it is very possible to break a man's penis. My sister did it do a guy once, lol.

A broken wang is no laughing matter.

i know exactly what you're talking about. happened to me a few days ago. my gf was on top of me grinding her hips back and forth pretty quick, getting into it. it was feeling good until she went back too far, i slipped out of her and since she had momentum, she went forwards causing my cock to get bent pretty sharply and a popping/crack noise happened as my cock snapped back to straighness (at least i think thats when it happened).

but yea has happened before to me, hurts like a bitch for a few seconds but nothing to worry about.

quote:Originally posted by Che Buddy:

A broken wang is no laughing matter.

I know, I just think it's funny because my sister did it.

Either...

A. He's too small

or

B. Your too loose

I pop my dick when I pop my neck and knuckles.

it's perfectly normal.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Either...

A. He's too small

or

B. Your too loose

Because he's slipped out of me a couple times in 7 months?

I'm glad to hear that the popping is normal though, I was really freaked out by it.

fucking slippery bitches the law is one their side

http://www.ubersite.com/m/66451

^^^That's retarded, it's not like she did it on purpose.

Maybe your too loose or he's to small.

quote:Originally posted by Cans27:

Maybe your too loose or he's to small.

Try both

Err, it's pretty normal during vigourous sex for a penis to slip out from the vagina and then fail to enter it agian, unless your penis is so big you can't withdraw it



Oi! Chelsea! check your email! >:-(

you cant break, or fracture a penis...

its a fucking muscle, not a bone.

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

you cant break, or fracture a penis...

its a fucking muscle, not a bone.

Yes you can. Just because you've never heard of it doesn't mean it's not true.

edit - rabbit, just checked my email. I can't go on MSN right now though because I really need to clean my room. I'll come on once I'm done though. Might be a few hours.

edit again:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_penis

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its not a muscle either. if it were Id be doing cock pushups right now to bulk up...

I wish my penis was a muscle then it would be like 1000 inches long and about 1000 inches wide. But no I have slipped out of someone before by accident cause she was too slippery and ya it didn't break

You should let him break your tit or axe-wound after that.

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The penis is made up of blood vessels, if you were to "break" you penis, you would be bursting the blood vessels inside your penis. There is no bone in the penis, so the "fracturing it" is out.

Yeah, it isn't actually a bone, we get that. For lack of better term, however, fracturing or breaking works just fine.

Okey, someone make up a term for a broken penis.

I've had something similar happen. It was not pleasant, but I lived.

quote:Originally posted by Swany:



Okey, someone make up a term for a broken penis.

FUCKING PAIN

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4333/dickowneduc3.jpg

quote:Originally posted by Apoxyus:

The penis is made up of blood vessels, if you were to "break" you penis, you would be bursting the blood vessels inside your penis. There is no bone in the penis, so the "fracturing it" is out.

Are you people not looking on the wikipedia link?

We know it's not a bone, but it's still called breaking or fracturing the penis. Yeesh.

I might be of some help.

The penis is attached by ligaments to the pelvic bone. Ligaments can pop or crack, much like when cracking a knuckle. Remember when you first cracked a knuckle? It most likely didnt feel good. Same with his penis...one of the ligaments moved, released an air pocket, and that it.

If guys stretch their penises after they get out of a shower, they can get their own penis to 'pop' also. I have done it hundreds of times. This could be an explanation. If he can function properly, it most likely was this.

This thread has made me shudder every time I read it's title.

FUCKING YES.

quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:

His penis 'popped'? *shudders* whatever you are talking about doesn't sound plesaent

There is nothing to worry about. When I'm hard I can push it down and crack it on command. Like cracking my knuckles. If it was broken it would be excrusiating(sp?).

I find it delightful and amazing that men can 'crack' their penises like knuckles...lol!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I'm glad to hear that the popping is normal though, I was really freaked out by it.

Nah, completely normal. Happens to me on occasion. It hurts a little, but the ladies usually make up for it afterwards.

Peace

quote:Originally posted by Che Buddy:

A broken wang is no laughing matter.

Thats numberwang

Heh, there ain't no bones in our dicks, so you cannot (as YouLookFourteen said) "fracture" the dick. Likewise, it doesn't really "break" easily either.

In fact, bruising it is much more likely, and that's because it's just a rather flexible container for blood. When you're riding your boyfriend, just make sure to not go up so high.

dammit cosmo!

Just like cracking a knuckle, as uncomfortable as that sounds.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Heh, there ain't no bones in our dicks, so you cannot (as YouLookFourteen said) "fracture" the dick. Likewise, it doesn't really "break" easily either.



Argh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_penis

How many times do I have to say it, you can fucking break your penis! FUCK!!!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I find it delightful and amazing that men can 'crack' their penises like knuckles...lol!

I plan on taking my penis on tour one day. Make some money, sell some shirts, ya know.

My dick pops every morning at least?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Argh!

htt p://en.wik ipedia.org /wiki/Brok en_penis (http: //en.wikip edia.org/w iki/Broken _penis)

How many times do I have to say it, you can fucking break your penis! FUCK!!!

He said there was no bone in it you dumb bitch. A fracture does not refer to the rupturing of membrane. Whoever wrote that wikipedia shit is using fracture in the wrong context.

Broke his dick? Just because his dick is broke, doesn't mean you can fracture your penis.

Jesus, everyone knows that there are no bones in the penis, but it is still fucking called a fracture.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

Is the Mayo Clinic reputable enough for you, CarbonB?

No. Just because you choose to use the word "fracture", does not mean I have to choose it as the accepted term.

Do all medical staff in the entire world agree on everything? No! I don't think fracture is a good term to refer to tissue being torn or ripped. When you get a cut on your arm, do you say that you fractured your skin? Internal bleeding coming from the spleen due to rupturing, is that refered to as a fracture?

A tear in your ACL, is that refered to as a fracture? No it isn't. It is a misnomer and I choose not to acknowledge it. Think about these things little twatty, maybe you'll leave totse with some sense yet.

It may be a misnomer, but that doesn't change the fact that it is the most commonly used term to describe the condition, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with using it.

Upon further investigation, I have found that it is not even a misnomer:

Fracture: a break, breach, or split.

So technically, you could call a cut on your arm a fracture if you wanted to...

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I too enjoy using the wrong word for things because everybody else does.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

It may be a misnomer, but that doesn't change the fact that it is the most commonly used term to describe the condition, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with using it.

Upon further investigation, I have found that it is not even a misnomer:

Fracture: a break, breach, or split.

So technically, you could call a cut on your arm a fracture if you wanted to...



Yes, and I can describe a dog as a wolf. However there is a big difference between the two, is a house cat a lion? When you say you fractured something what comes to someone's mind almost immediately?

Fracture of a bone. If split was the only requirement for the word fracture, then why not say when a couple splits apart they got fractured?

Your use of the word and the use of it in conjunction with the word penis is wrong in my book. Which is why I called you an idiot for saying fractured penis. You can continue saying fractured penis for all I care, just thought I would point out that I don't like you by attacking the very nature that makes you a duntz.

Also, I'm pretty sure that when you separate a cell from it's membrane, it's called fracturing. Which is more evidence to the contrary the penis fracture is a misnomer.

Edit - Just because fracture is most commonly used to describe a broken bone doesn't mean that it can't have other uses.

And your analogies are completely off. Fracture and split are synonomous, dog and wolf are not.

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This reminds me of something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. But instead of in exploding cigar...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Yes, and I can describe a dog as a wolf. However there is a big difference between the two, is a house cat a lion? When you say you fractured something what comes to someone's mind almost immediately?



But you can call a wolf a dog, and a lion a cat...

Everyone complaining about the use of the word fracture is being ridiculous. It's a common term and just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Che Buddy:

A broken wang is no laughing matter.

Lol my friend is a huge slut and her anus broke her boyfriend's wang in two.

It happened to my friend and he said it hurt like a bitch. Im always really careful about that so it hasn't happened to me.

Don't worry about it. It used to happen to me alot when I was a teenager. Everything still works.

suck his dick after everything will be alright... Why you ask? well that is an ancient Chinese secret .

quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:

Lol my friend is a huge slut and her anus broke her boyfriend's wang in two.

That's awful.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Also, I'm pretty sure that when you separate a cell from it's membrane, it's called fracturing. Which is more evidence to the contrary the penis fracture is a misnomer.

Edit - Just because fracture is most commonly used to describe a broken bone doesn't mean that it can't have other uses.

And your analogies are completely off. Fracture and split are synonomous, dog and wolf are not.



Did you just say split a cell from it's membrane? Do you know what a cell consists of? I would say you should brush up on your biology.

You are saying that a dog and a wolf aren't synonymous? Even though someone just reversed the word and used one to describe the other?

Just because you can say fracture and use it to describe a split, doesn't mean it is the best word to convey what you are talking about. Fractured penis sounds fucking stupid. Which is why I am telling you, you sound fucking stupid.

^^You sad, sad little man.

I was having sex with this girl on an air mattress a few weeks ago and something weird happened with her on top and me sinking deep into the bed. My dick got wrenched hard in a weird direction, hardest pop I've ever experienced. It was really sore for a few days.

quote:Originally posted by activepsycho:

^^You sad, sad little man.

QFT.

Who the fuck else would patrol a forum looking to criticise minutiae?

Anyways... if your bfs penis dosen't go back to it's original position and keeps on hurting go to the emergency room immediately. No matter how much he resists make him go... men are stupid at things like this, they will risk losing their penises just because they don't want to go through the humiliation of going. Also a pop is different from a crunch... you can pop the penis without doing any damage.

quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

QFT.

Who the fuck else would patrol a forum looking to criticise minutiae?

Who the fuck uses the word minutiae? Patroling? If you missed my reason for ragging on her ass it isn't my fault. Read the posts, find the answer to the question you just asked.

Fucking dipshit.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Who the fuck uses the word minutiae? Patroling? If you missed my reason for ragging on her ass it isn't my fault. Read the posts, find the answer to the question you just asked.

Fucking dipshit.

looks like somebody's intimidated by big wordsss.

you should be less...angry all the time.

quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

Who the fuck else would patrol a forum looking to criticise minutiae?

QFT!

Actually, this happened to me with my boyfriend when he was riding me in a cowgirl position. My cock slipped out of his ass and then he landed painfully on it. Didn't break but it hurt like hell and I lost the erection. We had to switch positions

Since this hasnt happened to me i guess i can smuggle an lol... LOL

quote:Originally posted by LavaRed:

Actually, this happened to me with my boyfriend when he was riding me in a cowgirl position. My cock slipped out of his ass and then he landed painfully on it. Didn't break but it hurt like hell and I lost the erection. We had to switch positions

Is this your way of telling us you are homosexual? Your dick got hurt, better see a doctor it might be fractured.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Is this your way of telling us you are homosexual? Your dick got hurt, better see a doctor it might be fractured.

Actually I'm bisexual. I have had both boyfriends and girlfriends in the past since I was like 13. Fortunately, my penis did not get fractured. It only hurt right then and I lost my erection due to the fact that sudden, unpleasant pain turns me off.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Did you just say split a cell from it's membrane? Do you know what a cell consists of? I would say you should brush up on your biology.



Yes, you freeze the cell so you can fracture it so the membrane comes off the cytoplasm. I'm pretty sure my university biology teachers aren't just making this up...

Lol, maybe you should be paying more attention in class. How long have you been going to college? How many people here probably go to college? Don't try to single yourself out as something special.

The membrane is part of the cell. That is like saying you removed the human body from it's skin. The human body consists of skin, just like a cell consists of a membrane.

Removing the membrane that surrounds the cell does not make it a cell.

And to LavaRed, I don't give a fuck about your sexuality trends. Bisexual? Give me a break bitch, you are home grown fag. Don't be ashamed to tell us all about how at 5 years old you had 4 boyfriends and they bought you as many GI. Joe's as you wanted if you blew them.

So, if you remove the skin from a human, it's no longer a human?

You can remove the membrane (phospholipid bilayer, just in case we're not using the word membrane in the same way) from a cell, I'm not sure why you're bothering to dispute this...I don't think I'm special because I'm going to university, I'm just saying that I trust my professors a hell of a lot more than I trust you.