I get them everytime I shave my pubes which i do often because I have heard that is how they go away. Well they haven't and there is a chance i will be having sexual contact with my girlfriend for the first time tomorrow (virgin) and ya... I don't want my crotch to be all red and bumpy

Any quick solutions?

Hey I'm Uber... and you're Uber_apples

go into the feminine aisle of your store, look for a product called bikini zone or some shit, it helps with the razor burns, i used to get them really bad, but after i started using it i get fewer bumps and their not as noticeable

you registered 4 months before me

but i didnt copy you

If anyone has any quick tips on how to get rid of them fast

sexual contact tomorrow

dont want to look like a freak

:|

quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:



sexual contact tomorrow

:|

you speak lies.

if you say "sexual contact" you dont get any.

now shut up and go back to playing runescape.

i call troll.

Makeup, maybe? Or just do it in the dark until they go away...

fucking hell so what if i call it sexual contact

im not a blasted fucking troll

i shaved my pubes before and always get the fucking bumps

i want them gone for tomorrow because im a mother fucking virgin and i might be getting some fucking action fucking hell

im not that good fucking look

im a bit overweight

im lucky to have a hot ass girlfriend who is horny

i dont want to look like a fucking freak

/rant

fucking hell ill either fuck her with boxers on or under the sheets

quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:

fucking hell so what if i call it sexual contact

im not a blasted fucking troll

i shaved my pubes before and always get the fucking bumps

i want them gone for tomorrow because im a mother fucking virgin and i might be getting some fucking action fucking hell

im not that good fucking look

im a bit overweight

im lucky to have a hot ass girlfriend who is horny

i dont want to look like a fucking freak

/rant

fucking hell ill either fuck her with boxers on or under the sheets

i loled.

anywho.

i say with boxers on.

if she asks why just say if someone walks in you dont want then to you your ass or something.

quote:Originally posted by Reptilian:

i loled.

anywho.

i say with boxers on.

if she asks why just say if someone walks in you dont want then to you your ass or something.

her parents arent home till 7

i arrive at 1

6hours of privacy 95% no one is gonne be home weird excuse

bring a friend?

preferably one who talks to him or herself so s/he doesnt get bored while you rgetting pussy.

so that way you can still use that excuse.