seriously its embarassing infront of a girl when you dont want one and it just happens, ways to stop this?

quote:Originally posted by So_Cal_Tay_12:

seriously its embarassing infront of a girl when you dont want one and it just happens, ways to stop this?

hahahahahahahah

tape it to your leg

[This message has been edited by Chrisjay (edited 01-25-2007).]

why is it embarassing? give examples of situations...

i suspect you are in early teens though to be thinking this. dont worry about it, really

quote:Originally posted by Chrisjay:

tape it to your leg

Not a bad idea.

On a slightly less hair-ripping note, tighter fitting underwear. SELF CONTROL. mind over matter.

Just jack off a lot.

quote:Originally posted by Too Much Ibuprofen:

Not a bad idea.

On a slightly less hair-ripping note, tighter fitting underwear. SELF CONTROL. mind over matter.

self control has fuck all to do with it. early on in puberty it can happen for no reason whatsoever so i wouldn't say there's a control issue.

picture your grandfather naked doing a hoola hoop while the song hot blooded is playing

Trust me, getting a boner is way less embarassing than not getting one.

Girls may even find it hot.

quote:Originally posted by truorion:

Trust me, getting a boner is way less embarassing than not getting one.

Girls may even find it hot.

it's even hotter when you poke them with it.

quote:Originally posted by Molotov Everything:

it's even hotter when you poke them with it.

Its better when you chase them with it yelling "I'm-a gonna get-cha"

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

quote:Originally posted by truorion:

[B]Trust me, getting a boner is way less embarassing than not getting one.

[B]

Yes. Yes it is.

If anybody sees you with a boner then why the hell are they looking at you penis in the first place. Make a big deal about them looking at it and they'll be embarassed

But you should be proud of your penis so let it stand with pride.

gonna get'cha, gonna get'cha, gonna get'cha, COVERED IN SLIME!

Now now, let's not be assinine. The simplest way to hide a boner is to tuck and tighten. Tuck it under your belt, and tighten your belt. Et viola! No more boner!

quote:Originally posted by blackarmchair:

Now now, let's not be assinine. The simplest way to hide a boner is to tuck and tighten. Tuck it under your belt, and tighten your belt. Et viola! No more boner!

Only if you have a really thin dick, people say that every time this topic is made and it far from works for me.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

quote:Originally posted by blackarmchair:

Now now, let's not be assinine. The simplest way to hide a boner is to tuck and tighten. Tuck it under your belt, and tighten your belt. Et viola! No more boner!



I agree, I do that if my girlfriend's parents are say.. comming down the steps as we're just rolling off of eachother. Good tatic. Sometimes I still have a bulge, but I hide it by sitting/standing awkwardly.

Edit: My ^ arrow did not apply to the poster above me. Just a good reason to continue to use qoutes.

[This message has been edited by truorion (edited 01-26-2007).]

ok, any time i get a boner (like today during my math midterm while checkin out one of my hot teachers), also you gotta do is like GET YOUR MIND OFF SEX, YOUR BONER, GIRLS, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. i think about simply a golfball being hit off of a tee by a golf club, or like a nice garden of flowers, or like playing a sport. ANYTHING that will get your mind off it, and soon before you know it, your dick is getting softer and is beginning to slide back down. Just as fast as you got the boner, it went away in that amnt. of time ... VOILA! youre welcome.

Pinch somewhere hard to get the blood flowing elsewhere

I display my Norwegian wood proudly

If she dont like my erect cock then i dont like her

why hide it? be proud of how big it is

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

why hide it? be proud of how big it is

amen to that *Relveals Norwegian wood* yep all natural girls no enzyt here

quote:Originally posted by Molotov Everything:

it's even hotter when you poke them with it.

Poke them in the butt with it.

Tucking it under the belt is the easiest, probably.

I used to practice a lesser form of meditation where I would just stop for a moment and picture a full moon with wisps of clouds drifting by, and that would take my mind off whatever else and almost instantly kill my erection.

Get down or get your foot up and tie your laces, that always works for me.



srsly...

By the time you hit 14 , you'll stop worrying about it.

CANADIAN BELT BUCKLE!!!!11!1 (http://snipurl.com/18gxu)

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Just jack off a lot.

^^ This works. Very well.

But it helps if you do it without aid, since the next day you might start thinking about all the pr0n you looked at the night before and that would defeat the purpose.

OH, and some pants are better than others for this. The kind that needs a belt is generally best.

EAT TOMATO

Its just doing a system check up

Think of a carrot spinning violently in an emptyness black void. works for me.

Hammer.

I love hearing peoples suggestions to this problem. Personally, i go for the whole akward siting/standing method, only way that ever worked with me. Too vivid of an imagination = any situation can suddenly turn into a scenario for sex = not good when a teen.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

By the time you hit 14 , you'll stop worrying about it.



Ketch walks around without a care as he waves his massive 17 inch german shnitzel to all the pretty ladies

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Just jack off a lot.

i think its the exact opposite. i loose my drive after a while of immoral naughty thoughts.

Cut it off. Put it back on when it suits you.

Here's an idea:

Pull down your pants, point and go "your mouth goes here" and start fucking.

When your about to cum, give it one good final thrust, throw your arms up in the air and scream "SHA-ZAM!"

I want to do that

Think about something else. Doesn't matter what it is, as long as it isn't sex.

Self control is how I keep from having a problem. I know when it's starting, so I can think un-sexy thoughts.

Pinch your balls.

Sometimes it works...

But yeah, the belt method is by far the best. It's not even that hard to cover up. Just turn around for whatever reason (lookin' out a window, etc) and tuck it in there.

I always have to do this:

http://tinyurl.com/3a2hd3

Not in midair, but like, against my arm or something nonchalantly.

As I reduce the size of the "midair pinch," my penis gets softer. It works fast!

While getting your mind off the subject, you need some cover. A math book, coat, newspaper, or family pet is perfectly acceptable.

quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

CANADIAN BELT BUCKLE!!!!11!1 (http://snipurl.com/18gxu)

"When one puts his or her penis..."

quote:Originally posted by LiquidSniper:

ok, any time i get a boner (like today during my math midterm while checkin out one of my hot teachers), also you gotta do is like GET YOUR MIND OFF SEX, YOUR BONER, GIRLS, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. i think about simply a golfball being hit off of a tee by a golf club, or like a nice garden of flowers, or like playing a sport. ANYTHING that will get your mind off it, and soon before you know it, your dick is getting softer and is beginning to slide back down. Just as fast as you got the boner, it went away in that amnt. of time ... VOILA! youre welcome.

i think about simply a golfball being hit off of a tee by a golf club, or like a nice garden of flowers, or like playing a sport

Even things like this wouldnt stop me, if i thoughtabout golfballs i would tihnk about girls tits, or a naked girl sun bathing in a nice garden with flowers, or a fit girl shaking her boobies while running 100 metres!

quote:Originally posted by Satanz Handicapped Helper:

Cut it off. Put it back on when it suits you.

i lol'd hard

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

By the time you hit 14 , you'll stop worrying about it.

Best response

/thread

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quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

I display my Norwegian wood proudly

If she dont like my erect cock then i dont like her

Polish wood, but still the same concept. Shouldn't be embarassed by what your body does, naturally. I think I've only hidden one boner, but that was because the girls basketball team was around... Yeah.

tuck it under your waistline/belt.

Always works

*Hums tune to Detachable Penis by the Butthole Surfers*

meh. i just display it for the world to see. someone once told me i had gotten, 'bigger' since last time they saw me...i was like, 'wtf? i haven't grown' then they looked down and i remembered i was only wearing boxers underneath my jeans. awkward. embarrassing. flattering

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

"When one puts his or her penis..."



I luled

quote:Originally posted by yodel:

Poke them in the butt with it.



I did that, she turned around and went, "oo!! "

If you have the chance pinch the head of your penis very hard and that'll make it go down. It also helps you last longer during sex.

i dont even give a fuck, walking around with a boner is funny as hell. my friend ordered a bunch of cialis from china and he ate the cialis and walked around with sweatpants sporting a tent to all his classes, takes balls but its hilarious. ive walked around sporting a massive erection lots of times and people dont say shit, like someone else said if they give you trouble just ask why they are staring at your dick. its kind of a slick way to pick up sluts too, cause .... well they can see what they are getting into hah hah if you've got a big johnson its just like a girl with big tits walking around with a low cut shirt....

[This message has been edited by mouliani (edited 01-29-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by So_Cal_Tay_12:

seriously its embarassing infront of a girl when you dont want one and it just happens, ways to stop this?

okay well i don't get embarrassed if i have one in front of a chick.

lol, i hate when that happenes. me and my friend, she's hella sexy, she sits on me and we start taking pictures...

or her and our other friend, who is also very sexy, get on me and we start taking pictures together, and it becomes very difficult not to think of anything else. i just pretend like my leg falls asleep, so they can get off me. lol

my way is when.. you sorta start to feel it come but it hasnt really gotten bigger yet. stand up. it stops it growing and eventually (20-30 secs max) goes down. i also think of my nan crying for some reason. id like to see you turn that into a sex dream.

Tuck it away, either under your leg (Mexican tuck) or through the belt (Texas tuck)

But if anyone asks about the boner, ask why they care about your dick. If the person asking a female, ask if they are aroused by it.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

picture your grandfather naked doing a hoola hoop while the song hot blooded is playing

Especially since my grandpas dead.

That would kill it fast.

If I know im not getting past first or second... I just wear my compression shorts that Usually hold my cup(cupless you retard... unless you really want to impress her)