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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-25, 02:59 |
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 What do you think of while masterbating?
i thought this would be an interesting thread.
common be honest.
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#2
2007-01-25, 03:02 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Random girls in my classes, porn stars, porn I watched a while ago.
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#3
2007-01-25, 03:03 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
I masturbate over the possibility jackketch might close my threads. It's such en erotic rush living on the edge like this.
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#4
2007-01-25, 03:05 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:
Random girls in my classes, porn stars, porn I watched a while ago.
when i read stars, i thought it mentioned something about star wars...  |
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#5
2007-01-25, 03:09 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Usually watching my ex be ravaged by other men.
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#6
2007-01-25, 03:10 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
i dont masterbate  but ive always wondered what guys thought about fapping any way
meh, i approve this thread |
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#7
2007-01-25, 03:13 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:
i dont masterbate but ive always wondered what guys thought about fapping any way
meh, i approve this thread
Maybe you should start.
I think of the porn I'm watching usually. Occasinaly goatse when I'm in the mood. |
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#8
2007-01-25, 03:14 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:
i dont masterbate but ive always wondered what guys thought about fapping any way
meh, i approve this thread
too chicken to touch yourself? afraid you might think it's gay? |
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#9
2007-01-25, 03:15 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:
i dont masterbate
BUT WHY??!??!//1?!?1
I think of &T. |
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#10
2007-01-25, 03:16 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
If I'm watching porn, I'm watching porn and fapping. If there is no porn, I think about doing things to a special someone  |
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#11
2007-01-25, 03:18 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:
What do you think of while masterbating?
Naked Women and sex.
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#12
2007-01-25, 03:25 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
I can't, lol.
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2007-01-25, 03:31 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:
Usually watching my ex be ravaged by other men.
That's always a winner
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#14
2007-01-25, 03:34 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
This hot girl in my class with big tits sitting on my face screaming while i lick her arse and pussy. Then she pulls back a litle so i can see her face and her big tits and then she slaps me on the cheek hard and puts your arse and pussy back on my face smothering me.
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#15
2007-01-25, 03:38 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Even while watching porn I think of girls in my class. Fucking porn with it's old ladies that aren't hot :@
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#16
2007-01-25, 04:04 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Violent vulgar things.
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#17
2007-01-25, 04:23 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
hot chicks for me... =)
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#18
2007-01-25, 04:30 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Doing my taxes.
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#19
2007-01-25, 04:30 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Mostly past sexual encounters and dirty dialogue.
But really anything that makes me happy (even entirely non-sexual things) applied with playing with my clit will give me an intense euphoric orgasm.
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#20
2007-01-25, 04:32 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Random school girls. Sex I've had in the past.
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#21
2007-01-25, 04:36 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:
Random school girls. Sex I've had in the past.
Add any hot teachers to the list.
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#22
2007-01-25, 04:36 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
I watch porn, but I usually think about my boyfriend fucking me. Sometimes it'll be whatever random hot guy I think of.
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#23
2007-01-25, 04:50 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
being the guy in the porn im watching, past sexual experiences, girls i know in real life but will never be able to get outside of my fantasy like my hot boss, or the girl im seeing at the time
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#24
2007-01-25, 05:45 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
I either watch rape or think of a rape fantasy
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#25
2007-01-25, 10:43 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
the only woman I ever loved (apart from Mama)
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#26
2007-01-25, 10:46 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
The prime ministers foriegn affairs policy
I think of things i convince myself i shouldn't
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#27
2007-01-25, 11:06 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
I masturbate over the possibility jackketch might close my threads. It's such en erotic rush living on the edge like this.
I also fantisise (sp?) about jackketch closing rabbitweeds threads.
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#28
2007-01-25, 11:16 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Pr0n, or sex with friends.
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#29
2007-01-25, 11:31 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
i just hope nobody walks in on me
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#30
2007-01-25, 12:42 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
My hot girlfriend.
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#31
2007-01-25, 13:31 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Goatse or tubgirl.
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#32
2007-01-25, 13:39 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
What do I think about? Usually I think about what I'm doing. I don't often fantasize, but if I do...I keep those things to myself.
Boy, do I have some weird dreams. Does anyone have dreams about a man...who then becomes a woman? (not a transvestite either)
I had another dream like that last night. Weird.
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2007-01-25, 13:39 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
oc6 and deep rich vanilla sex.
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#34
2007-01-25, 13:40 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
A lovely girl. 
[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 01-25-2007).] |
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#35
2007-01-25, 13:42 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
My masturbation thoughts consist exclusively of previous sexual encounters.
Oddly enough, when I'm having sex, I think of Totse.
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#36
2007-01-25, 13:50 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:
Oddly enough, when I'm having sex, I think of Totse.
*shudders*
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#37
2007-01-25, 13:52 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
*shudders*
with pleasure I trust?
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#38
2007-01-25, 13:53 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
*shudders*
I have ADD.
Read my other thread. This isn't a bad thing.
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#39
2007-01-25, 14:58 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
girls i see everyday at school.
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#40
2007-01-25, 15:27 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
lemonparty
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#41
2007-01-25, 16:13 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Your mother
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#42
2007-01-25, 16:15 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
with pleasure I trust?
I always think of you with pleasure.
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#43
2007-01-26, 03:56 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
some girls i like and i also try to make a scenario or something where we end up having sex or something. i usually try to make stories up and have fun with it.
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#44
2007-01-26, 03:59 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
black people being lynched
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#45
2007-01-26, 04:21 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Nothing at all usually.
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#46
2007-01-26, 05:49 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Sex?
Or the super mario brothers...
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#47
2007-01-26, 15:24 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
My ex-girlfriend.
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#48
2007-01-26, 15:38 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser II:
Goatse or tubgirl.
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#49
2007-01-26, 15:42 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
it's fucked up but i usually end up thinking about my girl.
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#50
2007-01-26, 15:53 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Lolicon girls, or girls from my school.
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#51
2007-01-26, 16:21 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
My cousins, taking it in the ass and being a middle aged married man fuckig my teenaged duaghers freinds.
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#52
2007-01-26, 16:22 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by ethical_digger:
Naked Women and sex.
Same here. |
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#53
2007-01-26, 17:06 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Satanz Handicapped Helper:
being a middle aged married man
hahaha
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#54
2007-01-26, 18:00 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
It varies, really.
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#55
2007-01-26, 18:05 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
My girlfriend.
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#56
2007-01-26, 18:10 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Satanz Handicapped Helper:
being a middle aged married man fuckig my teenaged duaghers freinds.
hahaha you kinky bastard...
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#57
2007-01-26, 18:14 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
The poster above me.
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#58
2007-01-26, 19:36 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
What do I think about? Usually I think about what I'm doing. I don't often fantasize, but if I do...I keep those things to myself.
Boy, do I have some weird dreams. Does anyone have dreams about a man...who then becomes a woman? (not a transvestite either)
I had another dream like that last night. Weird.
Every once in a while I dream that I'm a man...
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#59
2007-01-26, 19:43 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
Every once in a while I dream that I'm a man...
Oh...I've had that kind of dream before. Except, I wasn't a man. I just had a super duper huge clitoris.
Although, when I was a child I had a recurring dream about being a male soldier who was shot in the back of the head. I still remember those dreams....a flash of red....and the pain in the back of my skull from where it hit....and wondering why I was not dead.
*shudders * awful dreams
Back on topic....sorta....
I did have sex with someone that was so intense I felt like I was inside him instead of him being inside of me....for a few moments.
That was one of the best experiences of my life.
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#60
2007-01-26, 20:05 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
I did have sex with someone that was so intense I felt like I was inside him instead of him being inside of me....for a few moments.
That was one of the best experiences of my life.
jackketch was that good huh?
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#61
2007-01-26, 20:11 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:
jackketch was that good huh?
Now...why does the male get all the credit?
Maybe...I was just that good...
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2007-01-26, 20:16 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:
jackketch was that good huh?
*says nothing and walks across the nearest swimming pool *
Am I a sex god? Oh yes! Oh Yes! OH YES !!!
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#63
2007-01-27, 00:07 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:
Random school girls. Sex I've had in the past.
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#64
2007-02-03, 06:54 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
porn stars and Bruce Dickinson
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#65
2007-02-03, 06:59 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Kittens and flowers.
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#66
2007-02-03, 07:10 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Girlfriend, random girls at school, the girl(s) in whatever porn I'm watching. I need to think about a girl to get off. There's no problem getting hard, its just getting off takes a while even using both hands and lube. Is that weird?
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#67
2007-02-03, 09:21 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Tom finally catching Jerry and killing that goddamn mouse.
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#68
2007-02-03, 15:50 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
girls, blow jobs, and porn
and, as well said before me, niggers getting lynched
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#69
2007-02-03, 15:55 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Girls.
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2007-02-03, 17:51 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
"Lie back, and think of England."
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Random girls I know.
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#72
2007-02-03, 19:56 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Today I was trying to decide whether or not to tell totse that I could almost fist myself.
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#73
2007-02-03, 21:46 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:
Tom finally catching Jerry and killing that goddamn mouse.
Haha thats the best one I head haha.
As far as me its always just of my girlfriend and the things we have done and id like to do again. I mean its weird but since ive been with her the past year ive only used porn a couple times and even then I still thought of her isntead of the girls. Its nice though usually I think about shuving my dick in her mouth and having her lick it all up or bending her over the bed with her wearing her sexy little skirt and cute little glasses(give her a very sexy librarian/school girl) look. Lots of things but they all involve my girlfriend.
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2007-02-03, 22:06 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
fucking my girlfriend.
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2007-02-04, 00:59 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Hot 14 year old sluts from school.
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#76
2007-02-04, 04:15 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:
Today I was trying to decide whether or not to tell totse that I could almost fist myself.
*aroused*
oh really?
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2007-02-04, 04:30 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Girls from my classes, my favorite porn scenes, girls in the varying stages of undress that I've seen throughout the years, etc.
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#78
2007-02-04, 04:32 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:
Hot 14 year old sluts from school.
* hi fives*
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#79
2007-02-04, 06:26 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:
Today I was trying to decide whether or not to tell totse that I could almost fist myself.
I think we'll need pix to verify such an outrageous claim.
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2007-02-04, 06:56 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Elektrik toast, sick_boy, and a ton of random girls i know.
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#81
2007-02-04, 10:11 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by pepper23:
My hot girlfriend.
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2007-02-04, 10:14 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
I love my own technique...Hold breath, and tense legs up a little. Makes it feel 10x better. And I can blow in like 2 minutes that way.
Wait...What was the subject?
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#83
2007-02-04, 10:16 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
Every once in a while I dream that I'm a man...
I have dreams that I'm a man (or a boy, you know, my age) alot. Generally I walk around with my female self, converse with myself.
In one on my dreams we walked around my neighborhood while it burned to the ground. They're those odd, first person dreams.
I've kissed my dream self, as a male.
It's a, curious, sensation.
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#84
2007-02-04, 11:34 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Sex with random girls, observing sexual stuff, random things that pop into my head and get incorporated into sexual thoughts somehow, girls I know in real life, random chicks who I have never met, or will never meet, inventing chicks to have sex with...
And I never really imagine porn stars, that seems so lame...that's what porn is for.
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#85
2007-02-05, 11:10 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
Well I think of a particular time I was haveing sex and she was ontop it got me off like crazy! but usally the porn infrount of me or thease two girls I really like..
its funny cause my best man told me his thing is hand jobs with a little bit of head... as in has anyone seen the tugjobs on bangbros? I have soo much of the shit on my computer and it dossent get me off but he sais its funny as hell to immagine you are him... altho we are so very expiranced in haveing sex with out gfs.. he prefers hand.. its just HIS thing...
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2007-02-07, 05:26 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
quote:Originally posted by Ojise:
I either watch rape or think of a rape fantasy
I'm with you on that one and it kind of freaks me out, but hell, I find that shit hot...any good sites?
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2007-02-07, 07:04 |
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Re: What do you think of while masterbating?
barnyard massacre/ being a bioluminescent creature
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