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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-25, 02:27
throopguy21 throopguy21 is offline
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i am pretty fucking happy. I got the girl i have wanted for the past year. When i went to my original school before i got kicked out i saw this chick. I was talking to one of my friends about her and he said that she was his brothers gf. so i was like "shit ill never get her" his brother was one of the most popular kids at my old school, and she also went o another school, and on top of that is two years older than i am. alright so i got kicked out of school number one, which sucked. i then enrolled at school number two, who the girl goes to, although i did not know this at the time. i thought fuck yes!!! i then got to know her better and realized that she was not so unattainable after all and actually was attracted to me. i then was going to go to a movie with her but my parents where ghey about it and said no, apparently they cant trust me anymore since i got in trouble. that didn't work out but i realized that the mall was probably fair game so i asked the rents and they said okay. i called her and asked her if she wanted to go to the mall and she said that she would like to. i drove to the mall and met her there and we walked around and talked, although this sounds boring was actually cool because she was the chick that i had wanted to get to know for a long time and to find out she was so chill was sweet. We ended up getting really close and i guess we are sort of a "unit" now. i feel like an idiot now because i didn't get a lot of her cues, but i am on four hours of sleep and just got over fucking food poisoning so i guess i have an excuse.

okay if you didn't read this i basically got my dream girl.
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Old 2007-01-25, 02:30
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Your big block of a 'paragraph' annoyed me, so i didn't read it. But I'm glad you have gotten your dream girl, I figure I'll let you know that I have mine too, but I haven't made a thread about it...
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Old 2007-01-25, 02:41
throopguy21 throopguy21 is offline
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well yeah but im really happy
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Old 2007-01-25, 02:41
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Well, good on you... I guess, , I am too.
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Old 2007-01-25, 03:13
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Guess who's gonna suck a random nigger's cock within two weeks? That's right, your dream girl! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can almost already hear your dreams implode and spread shrapnel into every crevice of your soul
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Old 2007-01-25, 03:23
ethical_digger ethical_digger is offline
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Good for you
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Old 2007-01-25, 12:03
throopguy21 throopguy21 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Guess who's gonna suck a random nigger's cock within two weeks? That's right, your dream girl! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can almost already hear your dreams implode and spread shrapnel into every crevice of your soul

well thats going to suck when that happens but i dont really want to think about that now.
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Old 2007-01-25, 13:31
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by throopguy21:

well thats going to suck when that happens but i dont really want to think about that now.

You shouldn't think about it either, you just need to be aware of the strong possibility so it won't butcher your psyche if you end up really loving her and she betrays you
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Old 2007-01-25, 16:39
Moshr00m Moshr00m is offline
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Pictures?
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Old 2007-01-25, 21:33
throopguy21 throopguy21 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Moshr00m:

Pictures?

why, so you can fap over it, i think not.
 
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