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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-24, 21:32
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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Default My Sister's Friend

My sister is only 2 1/2 years younger than me, very popular and

outgoing in school. About the time I was finishing high school, she was

just going in. She had lots of friends. At first she was in ROTC and

sports but then she started turning into a total party animal.

Sometimes her friends' parents would call my mom and they would argue

over who is the corrupting influence.



My sister was very protective of her friends because some of them would

get a look at me and would be obviously very into me. I had long

beautiful blonde hair, blue eyes and perfect anglo features. Sometimes

we would all party together though.



This was the year I had that girlfriend from December to around June

down by where I used to live before moving north. But the relationship

was fading after my dad figured out that I wasn't coming down every

weekend just to visit him so he said I couldn't come visit anymore. It

slightly complicated matters though it probably would have come to an

end very soon anyway.



Anyway, this Czech chick friend of my sister's, or possibly more of a

friend of a friend, had an obviously crush on me. Once we were all

hanging out together near her place and we snuck off and made out by

the dumpster behind her apartment building. She was a lousy kisser

compared to my girlfriend and what the hell did she just eat? I pretty

much crossed her off the

list. But then I figured since I had a girlfriend already, it didn't

matter and even if anything happened with her, getting another one to

my liking shouldn't be too hard. Little did I know...



Fast forward a few weeks. My sister is out partying. My mom is working

graveyard. It's just me and the new kitten. During this particular

summer I was unemployed and out of school so I

would stay up all night either listening to music or watching Nick At

Nite.



Around 2 in the morning, this ugly chick who wants to be friends more

with me than my sister and the Czech chick come ostensibly looking for

my sister. I say she isn't home. "We

have vodka, can we come in?" They come in and we immedietly start

drinking. Ugly chick passes out on the couch and the kitten immedietly

takes an intense interest in her eyeballs.

She would snap awake and try to chase the cat away before nodding off

again.



Me and the Czech chick quickly retire to my bedroom and pick up where

we left off. Still a lousy kisser but luckily this time the alcohol

killed whatever I was tasting in the previous session. I also get her

shirt and bra off. I notice how different her nipples are from my

girlfriend's. Much bigger, more like a dull marker point as opposed to

pencil erasers.



Me and my girlfriend are very sexually active. Actually it's really all

our relationship is based on and the only thing we do together which is

why I am even hesitant to refer to her as a girlfriend any more. So,

all I am thinking about is my raging erection and quick release.



At this point my memory is clouded by alcohol so I am not sure if I am

putting things in the correct order, other than the "ending." I try to

move my hand down to her pants but she moves it away. Guess she doesn't

like me that much! But I like oral sex much better anyway so I am

elated that she agrees to go down on me.



Okay I think this feels.. Ouch! What was that? Another sharp pain off

to the side and her head bobs down again. I feel like I got jabbed with

the point of a dull knife. Not being very perceptive, especially while

inebriated, I failed to notice she had braces. Well, I sure notice now!

As much as I could use a good blow job, I have to put a stop to this.

But I don't want to crash out with blue balls.



With the bulk of my sex education coming from my meager private video

collection, I was able to get her to hold her breasts together. A few

quick thrusts and blast off! She leaves and I pass out and that's that.



Run into once more a month or so later at a very temporary job my

sister recruited for and she lets me know she enjoyed it and kind of

leaves the door open for more and that was the

last I ever saw of her. And the last I heard of it, or so I thought.



A few years later me, my sister and some mutual friends are drinking

and smoking out. My sister blurts out, hey remember that chick? "She

was so obsessed with you." And then she

recounts the story about how that morning that chick, who suddenly

seemed to have no problem finding her came up and showed her the mess

all over chest and neck and said "Look at what your brother did!" Said

she didn't shower for a few days after that. Stopped hanging out with

the others not long after that. I was so embarrassed, I had thought my

sister had no

clue! Makes me seem like a sick pervert but my sister already knows I

am a freak.



That was actually my last sexual experience for over 3 years. A deep

depression lasting years soon followed. Bumbled through a few years of

junior college without much luck with both the ladies and figuring out

what I want to do with the rest of my life.
 #2 
Old 2007-01-24, 21:40
graphite graphite is offline
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Default Re: My Sister's Friend

What?

Why did the chick who blew you run around with cum all over her, show and tell your sister, and then not bathe for a few days?

And why did you get all depressed? So your sister found out you titty-fucked her friend, so what? It doesn't sound like she cared. I mean I'm sure it was a bit embarassing but shit happens.
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Old 2007-01-24, 21:45
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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Default Re: My Sister's Friend

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

What?

Why did the chick who blew you run around with cum all over her, show and tell your sister, and then not bathe for a few days?

She was a freak?

quote:

And why did you get all depressed? So your sister found out you titty-fucked her friend, so what? It doesn't sound like she cared. I mean I'm sure it was a bit embarassing but shit happens.

I got depressed over the near continuous dry spell in the 15 years since.
 #4 
Old 2007-01-24, 22:04
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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It's been 15 years and you're still concerned about this incident?
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Old 2007-01-24, 22:07
Gus Gus is offline
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That was surprisingly creepy... Very nice...
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Old 2007-01-24, 22:08
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

It's been 15 years and you're still concerned about this incident?

I just felt I had to get it off my chest.
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Old 2007-01-24, 22:11
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by JIzzlobber:

I just felt I had to get it off my chest.



Don't you mean off HER chest? I bet she still hasn't washed.
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Old 2007-01-24, 22:45
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JizzLobber is a good name. Especially for this particular story. What inspired you to type this shit up from the past anyway?
 #9 
Old 2007-01-24, 22:49
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

JizzLobber is a good name. Especially for this particular story. What inspired you to type this shit up from the past anyway?

Boredom. It actually came up in another thread on another group and I decided to write it all out while it was slow at work today. It flowed pretty quickly.
 #10 
Old 2007-01-25, 07:04
jonkk jonkk is offline
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my gf has braces, and she gives lovely bjs!
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Old 2007-01-25, 07:24
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jonkk:

my gf has braces, and she gives lovely bjs!

Yeah, seriously. Unless the girl purposefully rakes her braces along your dick it shouldn't make a difference.
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Old 2007-01-25, 19:36
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Yeah, seriously. Unless the girl purposefully rakes her braces along your dick it shouldn't make a difference.

I think it was those metal things that go on the back teeth. And she was drunk from drinking the vodka.
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Old 2007-01-26, 06:10
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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im not sure if im grasping this right, you cum'd all over her chest and then she kept the cum on her chest for several days to show your sister?
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Old 2007-01-26, 07:34
stab stab is offline
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She wore it like a collar of honour!

So you're around 30 years of age now?
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Old 2007-01-26, 09:36
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by JIzzlobber:

I think it was those metal things that go on the back teeth. And she was drunk from drinking the vodka.

I've got wires on the back of my top and bottom teeth and I think it would be physically impossible to rake the back of my teeth on a penis. Unless I bit into it...*shudder*
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Old 2007-01-26, 11:02
Zonko Zonko is offline
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Was Nick at Nite on 15 years ago?
 
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