I'm sure this question has been beaten into the ground, but I'm a little curious of my options.

Background/Reason

I've not seen my girlfriend in about two weeks or so because I've been out doing a bit of a "mini-tour" with my band, and being completely shit faced the entire time. We're still in college, but I love this girl and I've known her for about 5 years or so. I miss her like hell, and she does like wise me.

Ok, well she keeps her crotch shaved(good woman =]) and she likes a kept crotch on my part. Ok, I may like it more than she does, but she prefers me to keep the fucker trimmed rather than have to dig through a jungle to find my small dick....



Current/What I want

I keep the area above my junk to about 1/8-1/4 of an inch. Beside, below, and testicals I try to keep to the skin.

But of course, around my balls I'm a little afraid to take a straight razor to.

I would like, as would she I assume(to a lesser degree, I'm kinda vain), is smooth balls, below, and the area round my twig and berries.

Trial(error)/a few mins ago

A few mins ago, I was trimming up the neather regions with the moustace/beard trimmer and I found my roomates bottle of nair.

So I think to myself, this should work. We'll see. I tried it on the top of my feet first, I don't have particularly sensitive skin, so of course it worked. I didn't get any rash or irritation. So I took a deep breath and applied it to my balls. In my head I said "Something doesn't feel right man." And as I looked down my balls started to shrivel.. You know, like when it's desperatly cold outside? Except I fucking SAW THEM DOING IT! pretty rapidly. So I freaked and wipped all of it off, and kept checking to make sure they were still there. I need a better method...

Options/Question

What I want is a method to remove the hair completely, without any gashes or chemical burns on my balls.

The nair freaked me out. They might have shirvled because the shit was cold, but I dunno. Something felt wrong.

If nothing else I guess I'll get out the razor and go SLLLOOOOWWW but that's really my least prefered method.

Is waxing and option? Pain is pain, I can deal with pain. I don't know if it would DAMAGE my nut sack though... Like if I went to walmart or something tomorrow morning, is this feasible? Girls do it, but their lips arn't nearly as... removable, suseptable as are my testicals.

So people. What are my options?

More rambling

Sorry for the very long winded post. I enjoy rambling and talking though. And I enjoy reading this shit, so I'm sure a few of you do.

Any advice on safe, cheap, effective removal of my crotch hair is apprectiated.

Thanks bitches.

[This message has been edited by acid_drop (edited 01-24-2007).]

Use a razor blade...slowly.

Why can't you just use scissors?

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Why can't you just use scissors?

I would like to know how you get scissors down to bare skin. If you do, you have a talent that most don't, enjoy it.



Is waxing the balls even possible? would it like destroy shit?

Just use a disposable face shaving razor and a decent amount of shaving cream/soap. I usually shave my nurts in the shower, just turn the shower head aside, lather up whilest they're still kinda wet and hit it with the razor.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Is waxing the balls even possible? would it like destroy shit?

It's very common. Just go for it. But Nair would be just as good (and easier/cheaper), you'd just shrivel because it was cold.

You should wax it, and you should record the sound (not the video, nobody wants to see that).

I think that owuld be hilarity.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

In my head I said "Something doesn't feel right man." And as I looked down my balls started to shrivel.. You know, like when it's desperatly cold outside? Except I fucking SAW THEM DOING IT! pretty rapidly. So I freaked and wipped all of it off, and kept checking to make sure they were still there. I need a better method...

And? It's just a natural defense reaction to preserve your danglies. Your brain just read the words "sharp stuff" and "balls" and quickly pulled them up to minimize damage. Think of it as putting your hand on a hot stove, you yank it up before thinking

Unless they don't drop back once you relax. Then there's something wrong

To add on to this topic (having been wanting to get some nair for my nutters lately):

How exactly does nair work? How long does the hair stay away for? Tell me everything i need to know about nair

Nair is a load of crap in my opinion. It smells horrible (even the stuff that's not supposed to) and it's hard to get a thick enough layer on all your hair. All the times I've tried it, the results have been patchy at best.

It works by dissolving the hair and it goes a bit under the skin. So it last longer than shaving, but not nearly as long as waxing.

If you're going with the waxing option, I would go to a professional. I tried to give myself a brazilian once, and I ended up bruised very badly and it hurt so much that I couldn't even finish. Whereas when I go to a salon to get it done, they do it quickly and with minimal pain.

Why does everyone knock nair?

I've been using it regularly without any problem whatsoever. Although I wouldnt reccomend it for girls on a 'just in case' basis. But you boys need to man up.

Are your balls that hairy? Just lightly trim them, if you shave wouldn't they get itchy when the hair grows back?

I've tried waxing, and I had to of done it wrong. Every single pore where the hair was torn out of was BLEEDING. Never doing that again...

If you want to try waxing, experiment on a part of your leg first, to get the hang of it.

My god men are pussies.

When you start tweezering parts of your face, then you start whining.

In anycase, if you want to wax, do what sick_boy said, go to professional. Waxing one's own crotch is a bit of an art form, and not everyone can master it.

Imo, shaving is icky, the regrowth in fowl and it itches. And quite personally, I'd rather not have that sort of stuble staring me in the face when I'm about to go down on someone.

So, Up with wax!

Or man up and use the nair, it may hurt less.

Try epilstop spray, you just spray it on any hairy region of your body (EXCEPT THE FACE) and wait a couple seconds, it will dissolve the hair and then you can simply wipe it off. However, I never tried that on my balls so I cant guarantee you anything.

-OR-

Get it permanently removed via laser surgery, but this may be very expensive and not completely safe. Nothing that permanently removes your hair is 100% safe.

Read "Tickle his Pickle" by Sadie Allison.

As long as you trim them, it will be good enough, managing hair is just as acceptable as shaving, without the stubble, which is uncomfortable for you AND her.

Personally, I trim mine before my girl and I get busy. Not RIGHT before, but you get my point.

Schick Intuition. They work great, a bit pricy but well worth it. If you keep it dry the cream stuff lasts longer.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

So I took a deep breath and applied it to my balls. In my head I said "Something doesn't feel right man." And as I looked down my balls started to shrivel.. You know, like when it's desperatly cold outside? Except I fucking SAW THEM DOING IT! pretty rapidly. So I freaked and wipped all of it off, and kept checking to make sure they were still there. I need a better method...

Options/Question

What I want is a method to remove the hair completely, without any gashes or chemical burns on my balls.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dude stick to a razor... or wax it.

Use a razor, or man up and go get the whole thing waxed at a salon. You'll be set for weeks if you do

Dont use a razor, unless you are going to keep it gone cause once it starts growing back it is incredibally sharp and acts like prickles when your dick or balls slants to one side when you sit down.

I like the look of my dick when im shaved it makes it seem bigger. I was also thinking of waxing but I am also afraid of removing my flesh...

you wanna talk about pain?

I was bored one day and my crotch was getting kinda bushy, so I decided, what the hell, Im gonna tweeze my pubes.

Took me about an hour with a Leatherman. It hurt like a motherfucker at first, but im all nice and bare and I've kinda gotten used to doing it.

I pulled em out in little clumps. the first hair startles you, makes you jerk ur hand back, and pulls out another, etc, so it was actually really easy

quote:Originally posted by Sanguinius:

you wanna talk about pain?

I was bored one day and my crotch was getting kinda bushy, so I decided, what the hell, Im gonna tweeze my pubes.

Took me about an hour with a Leatherman. It hurt like a motherfucker at first, but im all nice and bare and I've kinda gotten used to doing it.

I pulled em out in little clumps. the first hair startles you, makes you jerk ur hand back, and pulls out another, etc, so it was actually really easy

now ur a man!!! a man man man!



jsut trim 'em. It works fine