So my door was open and these two girls (relatively attractive and quite attractive respectively, considering the competition) walk in. I'm sitting there playing video games so i pause to see what's up. Note: roomate and floormate are in the room. The girls pose the question, "Do you have any coke?" Apparently, I'm the one in the building to come to if you want coke. ("We heard if we could get it from anyone, it'd be you.") I think I've talked to both of them but not extensively. I'm uncomfortable, as i'm sure many would be, so i talk to them for a while and kind of generally want them out. So I say I'm gonna have a smoke (kind of to get them to leave) and one of them says i'll come out with you, i offer her a smoke, and she accepts. We talk for a while, head back inside, basically talking about the social life, drugs (she's rather inexperienced), relationships, music, art, etc for about 2 hours. She goes to bed and gives me a hug. This is the longest conversation i've had with her, the runner-up lasting about a minute to two. WTF?

So what exactly do you want to know? You had a cigarette with a girl and you talked...

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

So my door was open and these two girls (relatively attractive and quite attractive respectively, considering the competition) walk in. I'm sitting there playing video games so i pause to see what's up. Note: roomate and floormate are in the room. The girls pose the question, "Do you have any coke?" Apparently, I'm the one in the building to come to if you want coke. ("We heard if we could get it from anyone, it'd be you.") I think I've talked to both of them but not extensively. I'm uncomfortable, as i'm sure many would be, so i talk to them for a while and kind of generally want them out. So I say I'm gonna have a smoke (kind of to get them to leave) and one of them says i'll come out with you, i offer her a smoke, and she accepts. We talk for a while, head back inside, basically talking about the social life, drugs (she's rather inexperienced), relationships, music, art, etc for about 2 hours. She goes to bed and gives me a hug. This is the longest conversation i've had with her, the runner-up lasting about a minute to two. WTF?

Shit happens, lifes a bitch and I'm just trying to pimp her.

I say, get some coke, and offer it to them in exchange for wild hot threesome.

You sir are a genius