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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-01-24, 03:47
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I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
But seriously, I dumped my girlfriend to get in! She was manipulating me into choosing her over the army, and I wanted to make something of my self, so I fucked her off.
I wrote a written request for my aptitude and fitness scores. With aptitude I scored in the highest 3% of people that sit the test (any one entering the defense force), and with fitness in the top 10.
15 push ups required, I did 61.
45 sit ups required, I did 120.
7.5 on the shuttle run, I did 10
This was for a BASIC rifleman, all my results could have gotten me into the fucking special forces. FUCK.
quote:..you have not reached the standard of medical fitness required for your entry. This is due to your psychiatric history and ongoing medication requirements; your history of substance use is also noted
FUCKING CUNTS. I FUCKING DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU! I COMPLETELY STOPPED DRUGS.
Fuckers. Moral of the story is: Never dump your girlfriend for a POTENTIAL job.
The other moral of the story is: Don't be honest, ABOUT ANY THING. Grin, nod your head, and lie your fucking arse off.
I got pwned my God, and the Australian Defence Force.
I don't want my loss to be for nothing, so I'll appeal their decision a cunt load. If they still don't let me in, what would my chances of getting into the FFL be?
I did not do this all, for NOTHING.
[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 01-24-2007).]
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#2
 2007-01-24, 03:49
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
nice job smarty boy
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#3
 2007-01-24, 03:54
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
But seriously, I dumped my girlfriend to get in! She was manipulating me into choosing her over the army, and I wanted to make something of my self, so I fucked her off.
Even though you may have not gotten into the army she still manipulated you and tried to stop you from doing what you saw necessary to become something of your self. Do you really want o be with someone like that?
It seems like just because you didnt get in shouldnt change anything. (I know it does, but you see what I mean?)
-F☺rd
Edit: Sorry you didn't get in btw. :/
[This message has been edited by Ford Prefect (edited 01-24-2007).]
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#4
 2007-01-24, 03:55
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
you can be my maid, ill pay you with cookies and skittles. 
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#5
 2007-01-24, 03:55
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Wow, that sucks man. But judging by your posts, you and your girlfriend's relationship was far from healthy anyway.
But isn't that discrimination? Will you get another chance? I'm pretty sure that wouldn't fly here, not hiring someone because of a mental illness...
Edit- And aren't the drugs a non issue if your tests come back clean? I mean, everyone knows that you get drug tested in the army, so if you were planning on doing drugs, why would you bother joining the army in the first place?
[This message has been edited by Sick_Boy (edited 01-24-2007).]
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#6
 2007-01-24, 03:57
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
why do you want to be in the army? to defend your county, kill people, dicipline? if you want to kill people try becomming a private contracter, by that i mean mercenary, but you have to join a contracting company
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#7
 2007-01-24, 04:00
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by ingutted:
why do you want to be in the army? to defend your county, kill people, dicipline? if you want to kill people try becomming a private contracter, by that i mean mercenary, but you have to join a contracting company
I wanted to join because of the:
Money
Job security
Adventure
Mateship
Free health and dental
Patriotism
Skills
Opportunities for further study
Dicipline
Better life style
Housing loans
So much. Killing people wasn't even on my list. But I knew if it came down to it and I had to, I could. But it was hardly something I'd enjoy.
Fucking cunts. FUCK BAGS. If I appeal, and they reject me again, I'm soooo going to the FFL
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#8
 2007-01-24, 04:52
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Maybe they rejected you to see if you really want it? I know that for the police here, they reject everyone the first time just to weed out the people who don't really want it badly.
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#9
 2007-01-24, 04:52
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
I wanted to join because of the:
Money
Job security
Adventure
Mateship
Free health and dental
Patriotism
Skills
Opportunities for further study
Dicipline
Better life style
Housing loans
So much. Killing people wasn't even on my list. But I knew if it came down to it and I had to, I could. But it was hardly something I'd enjoy.
Fucking cunts. FUCK BAGS. If I appeal, and they reject me again, I'm soooo going to the FFL
Roflmaofkjapfjpajfpajfpajfpoaf. I love how you call me a fucking idiot, but you can't figure out you have to lie about past drug use.
Australias full of pussies anyway, you might as well go Legion.
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#10
 2007-01-24, 04:53
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Heh, I'm ex-mil, USN. I love hearing people say the same stuff, especially before they've joined a service. I'll let you in on my experience,
Money - As an E5, I was making ~$650 a week. It takes most people 5 years to make E5.
Job security - Yes, but you can't QUIT either. Do you REALLY want to sign up for a job you can't quit? And they can kick you out anytime it's convienient for them, and that discharge will follow you.
Adventure - Gets old after a year unless you go on deployments to new places every time.
Mateship - That, I will miss.
Free health and dental - There wasn't a way in hell they were taking my wisdom teeth for no reason. And Motrin is base medical's candy. Unless a limb is hanging by some skin, you won't get much service. Throw a fit, and you could be NJPed.
Patriotism - Ok.
Skills - As an infantryman, you just wasted 4 years of your life. Get an IT or electronics job. I was an ordnanceman, I can't do shit.
Opportunities for further study - If it's anything like the US, total farce. You work 12 hours a day; the most study you'll get is online college or correspondence.
Dicipline - The military made me more aware of laws and the world, but it also made me reject them. I break laws almost religiously because I don't think anyone else has the right to tell me how to live my life, since I'm not hurting anyone. Fuck the social contract.
Better life style - It has it's ups and downs. Don't be stupid and it'll be better than not.
Housing loans - Not a bad option. Just get out with a good discharge.
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#11
 2007-01-24, 05:02
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Remember, always get it first before you drop something!
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#12
 2007-01-24, 05:04
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Dude, it's a very very VERY good thing that you dumped your girlfriend. Perhaps one of the smartest moves ever.
And I thought it was common knowledge that psychiatric problems = immediate ban from the military.
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#13
 2007-01-24, 05:10
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
But isn't that discrimination? Will you get another chance? I'm pretty sure that wouldn't fly here, not hiring someone because of a mental illness...
Do you really trust a mentially ill person with a rifle/ alot of firepower. Plus Soldiers and Marines are under alot of stress already, he would probably snap.
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#14
 2007-01-24, 05:22
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shiva 
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
I knew your true calling was to be a ninja.
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#15
 2007-01-24, 05:53
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
I wanted to join because of the:
Money
Job security
Adventure
Mateship
Free health and dental
Patriotism
Skills
Opportunities for further study
Dicipline
Better life style
Housing loans
So much. Killing people wasn't even on my list. But I knew if it came down to it and I had to, I could. But it was hardly something I'd enjoy.
Fucking cunts. FUCK BAGS. If I appeal, and they reject me again, I'm soooo going to the FFL
did you read an ad in a car magazine because you almost quoted it lol. also, i thought you lived in the US?
sorry about the decision. that sucks. i think you should be able to get in though.
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#16
 2007-01-24, 06:04
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
What exactly is this history you speak of?
Did you disclose everything to them? Or did you leave bits of it until later?
Where abouts are you from?
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#17
 2007-01-24, 06:07
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
pwnt
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#18
 2007-01-24, 06:10
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Sick_Boy 
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by StealthyRacoons:
Do you really trust a mentially ill person with a rifle/ alot of firepower. Plus Soldiers and Marines are under alot of stress already, he would probably snap.
It would obviously depend on the mental illness. If I remember correctly, arquin is bipolar and has it under control. I don't think it would affect his ability to be a soldier. If he was schizophrenic, then yeah, that would be different.
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#19
 2007-01-24, 06:14
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Spiphel Rike:
What exactly is this history you speak of?
Bipolar, Severe Depressive Episode and recreational drug use.
quote:Originally posted by Spiphel Rike:
Did you disclose everything to them? Or did you leave bits of it until later?
I told them everything. I didn't lie, at all (my mistake?).
quote:Originally posted by Spiphel Rike:
Where abouts are you from?
Victoria, Australia.
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#20
 2007-01-24, 06:16
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
pwnt
I H8 CHOO x 10,00,00000,00.00,0000.010010, kay?
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#21
 2007-01-24, 07:12
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
Bipolar, Depression, Drug Use
Your mistake wasn't telling the truth on the application, your mistake was using drugs which probably gave you the two afformentioned conditions.
I love hearing stupid people get pwned by karma.
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#22
 2007-01-24, 07:32
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Garrett:
Your mistake wasn't telling the truth on the application, your mistake was using drugs which probably gave you the two afformentioned conditions.
I love hearing stupid people get pwned by karma.
First diagnosed with bipolar: May, 2005. First ever drug use: September, 2005.
I love hearing stupid people make stupid assumptions. It makes my day.
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#23
 2007-01-24, 07:37
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by arquin:
I H8 CHOO x 10,00,00000,00.00,0000.010010, kay?
Obviously they discharged you because you write like a 13 year old girl, dumbfuck.
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#24
 2007-01-24, 07:38
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Garrett:
Your mistake wasn't telling the truth on the application, your mistake was using drugs which probably gave you the two afformentioned conditions.
I love hearing stupid people get pwned by karma.
You are a mental giant.
Arquin, keep trying, I'm sure they can appreciate persistance. If it doesn't work out there are always other options, it was probably for the best that you dumped your girlfriend anyway (in the long run of cource, it never feels like that at the time)
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#25
 2007-01-24, 07:39
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
I hate people that use the word "karma". Bhudda thinks you suck cock.
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#26
 2007-01-24, 07:47
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by DenverMax v2.0:
Obviously they discharged you because you write like a 13 year old girl, dumbfuck.
yes, obviously.
quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:
I'm sure they can appreciate persistance.
I hope so. I hope this is just a 'test' to see how much I want it. They didn't say "we'll NEVER accept you", or "you can not join, end of discussion". They gave me the option of an appeal, and said that "they wont be considering my application AT THIS TIME".
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#27
 2007-01-24, 07:48
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
If I remember correctly, arquin is bipolar and has it under control. I don't think it would affect his ability to be a soldier.
Yes, he has it under control in a normal civilian world where he wont have to deal with the stress of potentially making life and death decisions on a daily basis in a combat situation.
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
I hate people that use the word "karma". Bhudda thinks you suck cock.
Ha, same here. Then again, I hate eastern philosophy in general.
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#28
 2007-01-24, 07:49
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
I admire your physical fitness. And I have a drug free body and no OD's on my record.
I think we should fuse.
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#29
 2007-01-24, 07:50
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
I applied for the Army Reserve at 17, and they rejected me for the same reason.
They don't realise that most to all intelligent people have to be mental to want to join.
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#30
 2007-01-24, 08:21
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Attn TS
Arquin, do you think that the aussies even need an army? I mean come on... we(the US) could just drop a couple bombs or shoot a few missals your way in our next "War On Terror". You wouldn't have anything but a few dead kangeroos in a field of ruins.
So, with that, why even have an army? It's not like it is of any real use.
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#31
 2007-01-24, 08:48
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Australia, Victoria.
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
Hey I'm trying to join the ADF too. Maybe we'll meet there.
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#32
 2007-01-24, 09:43
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:
Attn TS
Arquin, do you think that the aussies even need an army? I mean come on... we(the US) could just drop a couple bombs or shoot a few missals your way in our next "War On Terror". You wouldn't have anything but a few dead kangeroos in a field of ruins.
So, with that, why even have an army? It's not like it is of any real use.
Your ignorance hurts.
1. SAS, three letters that could beat any American force of equal numbers.
2. Our population density is very low. Bomb us all you want, casualties will be low.
3. Ever seen how far it is between capital cities in Australia? Occupying us is basically impossible.
4. You're a fucking idiot.
5. See above.
6. We're involved in peace keeping missions all the time, and when we're not, we're bettering our own country.
That's why we have an army.
quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:
Hey I'm trying to join the ADF too. Maybe we'll meet there.
I...kinda...got rejected. That's what this thread is abbout. I don't think you'll be seeing me any where.
It fucking sucks, based on my test scores and such, I was told it would be a good idea to apply to the commando special forces. They gave me a sheet, and it says that there are 24 possitions open nationally, and 2 in my state.
Maybe you should apply for the CSF...
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#33
 2007-01-24, 09:47
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by stab:
I applied for the Army Reserve at 17, and they rejected me for the same reason.
They don't realise that most to all intelligent people have to be mental to want to join.
They do, they just don't want it on record.
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#34
 2007-01-24, 09:51
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Aseren:
They do, they just don't want it on record.
Good point.
RW, our army is involved in Iraq so don't slag us off. We're helping you in your bloody mess. We also have regional issues, such as East Timor, the Solomon Islands and Papua New Guinea, all of which require peacekeeping or military presence.
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#35
 2007-01-24, 10:27
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Land of the Ires.
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
I also can't get into the army reserves, I think it's something to do with politics. Anyway, as an Australian, can't you join the British Army? The US army is recruiting non-nationals, but if you join they'll keep you in combat for a long time (I think 6 yrs) more than you agreed to anyway. Maybe join the Navy or summit.
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#36
 2007-01-24, 10:30
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
For New Zealand, other commonwealth citizens can join the army, but they can't go on overseas missions without a NZ passport, so you'd have to be a citizen before you were deployed anywhere.
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#37
 2007-01-24, 10:59
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Re: I dumped my girlfriend for the army, and now the army rejected me...PWNZ0RD!
quote:Originally posted by Issue313:
The US army is recruiting non-nationals, but if you join they'll keep you in combat for a long time (I think 6 yrs) more than you agreed to anyway.
Can any one varify this as to it's truth?
I'd sell my shit and be in America as quick as I could.
[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 01-24-2007).]
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