tell me please???

Push him down and enter from behind.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Push him down and enter from behind.

bite his nipples.

quote:Originally posted by burntoffering:

bite his nipples.

As a straight guy, I can see the temptation there.

Grow some tits and a pussy.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Grow some tits and a pussy.

Pretty certain girls keep you straight?

Act like a women and nag him until he thinks he's gay.

Wear a skirt and tell him that his haggis is on the table?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

As a straight guy, I can see the temptation there.

QFT

Pull a Bugs Bunny and dress up like a woman.

reacharound...

Roofie his ass!

Priesthood.

This thread fails.

Every man at some point in his life doubts his sexuality, if he wants to admit it or not. Find the reason for his doubt...and exploit it

WTF ??????????????????????????

Find the hottest pre-op' tranny you can and go from there.

quote:Originally posted by Kyoki:

Find the hottest pre-op' tranny you can and go from there.

YES.

Yes, yes, fucking YES.

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

Every man at some point in his life doubts his sexuality, if he wants to admit it or not. Find the reason for his doubt...and exploit it

Actually I must Disagree. I have never wondered if im homosexual so not EVERY man does this. And im not one of the homophobic "FUCK YOU IM NOT Gay your gay ive never thought I was gay you fucking god darn queer cleetus weres my gun at this queer thinks im gay" type of guys. I have never once thought about a possibility that im gay. Then again I have never found a man that was good looking where id want to fuck them so I never doubted that I was straight. Now if I want I can judge guys and be like hed be hot or hed be. But im just going on what most girls seem to want usually im half right half wrong or mostly wrong haha.

As far as turning a straight man gay, give him a blow job and let him fuck you in the ass, if he enjoys it enough then hey he might be able to turn gay. You can't turn a TRULY straight man gay its just like how you can't turn a gay man straight. I could never be gay not because its to weird or what ever but because I couldn't fuck a man, because I need a womans figure and a womans body and touch and a pussy to fuck. I couldn't see fucking someone that was manly its just not a turn on at all.

So turn a straight man gay? Make a gay gun? Kind of like a ray gun but with gay?

[This message has been edited by AprenticeChemistBITCHS (edited 01-24-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Actually I must concur.

Concur means agree .... just so you know.

Actually I do know that but that is REALLY fucking weird, I didn't even notice I used that word, until you pointed it out. I never use that word thats kind of freaky because I really dont remebmer and all.

quote:Originally posted by Stan:

Pretty certain girls keep you straight?

There isn't much that I'd trade for a girl with a good set of tits and a pussy.

Of those things, a smelly man is NOT one of them, at all.

quote:Originally posted by Just Another Facial:

Priesthood.

You cant'. Either he had hidden homoexual/bisexual feelings to begin with or he's straight but willing to fuck you just because guys like to fuck in general. Straight guys can fuck other guys and not be gay as hard as it is to believe, they'll just use you for sex and leave you as soon you even hint at telling anyone about the relationship or making it one that is anything but about sex. Good luck. Wake up and let it go.

quote:Originally posted by crack monkey:

tell me please???

suck his dick. Guys know dicks, women dont have dicks. if you can suck his dick nice you might win him over, now getting his dick in your mouth, you gotta figure that one out yourself.

Touch him on the crotch just for fun.



It works. =(

not possible, sorry

Oh for fucks sake, I am tollerent to gays but i cant stand it when they dont seem to get the point. "Im straight buddy, stop fucking touching me". Its so fucking annoying cause you dont wanna be rude.

quote:Originally posted by ethical_digger:

Oh for fucks sake, I am tollerent to gays but i cant stand it when they dont seem to get the point. "Im straight buddy, stop fucking touching me". Its so fucking annoying cause you dont wanna be rude.

Stop wearing leather

This thread makes me chuckle.

*chuckles*

quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:

This thread fails.

If it were possible, then it'd be possible to turn you straight.. now really, what would you prefer?

Pay him to have sex with you. If you do a really good job chances are he'll end up liking it.

rimjob ftw

quote:Originally posted by ethical_digger:

Oh for fucks sake, I am tollerent to gays but i cant stand it when they dont seem to get the point. "Im straight buddy, stop fucking touching me". Its so fucking annoying cause you dont wanna be rude.

Just how many gay guys have you had hit on you? And just because someone touchs you doesn't mean they wanta turn you gay dumb fuck I mean if its rubbing your leg what ever then my bad but yea. Ive known quite a few gay guys and never seen them try hitting on someone straight or if they did they didn't push it.

Tie him up, give him something to force him to get aroused and just tease him until he's begging for homosex. If that doesn't work, nothing will work.

quote:Originally posted by ethical_digger:

Oh for fucks sake, I am tollerent to gays but i cant stand it when they dont seem to get the point. "Im straight buddy, stop fucking touching me". Its so fucking annoying cause you dont wanna be rude.

There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But, if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way, that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.

It's your body. Nobody has the right to touch it if you don't want 'em to. So what do you do?

First, you say no. Then, you get outta there.