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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-01-23, 19:33
Reptilian Reptilian is offline
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well my girlfriend like most girls think shes fat aand shes not and thinks all these things are wrong with her but they arent.

is there anything i can do to make her feel better about herself?

i dont mean like compliments and such i mean like subtle things.
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Old 2007-01-23, 19:39
Source Source is offline
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Dump her and get a more mature girlfriend?
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Old 2007-01-23, 19:42
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quote:Originally posted by Reptilian:



is there anything i can do to make her feel better about herself?



No.

Without self criticism there is nothing.
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Old 2007-01-23, 19:45
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quote:Originally posted by Source:

Dump her and get a more mature girlfriend?



One who just happens to border on anorexic. Just for irony points.
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Old 2007-01-23, 19:47
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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fuck her senseless

post pics on totse (optional, but strongly reccomended)
 #6 
Old 2007-01-23, 20:55
The True Zorak The True Zorak is offline
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Fuck her until she passes out

Then post pics on TOTSE (mandatory)
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Old 2007-01-23, 22:13
Reptilian Reptilian is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Source:

Dump her and get a more mature girlfriend?



but i dont want someone else i want her.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

fuck her senseless

post pics on totse (optional, but strongly reccomended)



ill try

[This message has been edited by Reptilian (edited 01-23-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-23, 23:30
Too Much Ibuprofen Too Much Ibuprofen is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

fuck her senseless

post pics on totse (optional, but strongly reccomended)

In all seriousness this isn't as horrible as it sounds.

Sex her up, let her KNOW she's attractive. Take pictures of it, and show her how damn sexy she can be. Show her how attractive you think she is.

It might take awhile, but she'll be grateful, and get it into her immature head that she's attractive.
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Old 2007-01-24, 00:27
Reptilian Reptilian is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Too Much Ibuprofen:

In all seriousness this isn't as horrible as it sounds.

Sex her up, let her KNOW she's attractive. Take pictures of it, and show her how damn sexy she can be. Show her how attractive you think she is.

It might take awhile, but she'll be grateful, and get it into her immature head that she's attractive.

that is the best reason i have EVER heard to get your girlfriends to take pictures nude.
 #10 
Old 2007-01-24, 00:34
The True Zorak The True Zorak is offline
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quote:
Originally Posted by Reptilian::

that is the best reason i have EVER heard to get your girlfriends to take pictures nude.

QFT

But it could really work. Just give 'er some love and she will soon realize how hot she is.
 #11 
Old 2007-01-24, 00:45
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quote:Originally posted by Source:

Dump her and get a more mature girlfriend?
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Old 2007-01-24, 00:48
asthesunsets asthesunsets is offline
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Tell her you like fatties and think she's hot and fat. Then grab her love handles and squeeze.
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Old 2007-01-24, 00:51
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

No.

Without self criticism there is nothing.

Shut up, fatty.
 #14 
Old 2007-01-24, 08:11
Too Much Ibuprofen Too Much Ibuprofen is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Reptilian:

that is the best reason i have EVER heard to get your girlfriends to take pictures nude.



And the thing is, it works. I've seen it happen. I know from first hand experience.

Seriously try this out. Talk to her gently and be understanding and supportive.

[This message has been edited by Too Much Ibuprofen (edited 01-24-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-24, 08:14
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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i don't want to be pessimistic and a complete lack of useful advice but in short: no. there is nothing you can do aside from the obvious.
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Old 2007-01-24, 18:54
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quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

Shut up, fatty.

Way to go! First of all the oh so original 'shut up' and then the witty inventive 'You're fat' insult!!

Yaay! You're really bad ass and tough and cool. You kick soo much ass, you can insult someone like a child on the internet!!



You're deffinately going to succeed at life..
 
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