Well the fact is the public shool system failed us but, in a new way! : D!

A close friend and his live-in just had their second abortion. I went to the same highschool as him and he actually went to class about twice as much as me but, I figured out how not to knock someone up. Hes fucking clueless he thought spermacide worked like the pill and if his girl used it once a day it was foolproof. This is kinda funny cause the two of them and I are in our late 20's and figured all of us knew this shit by now.

What can I get book/video/pamplet (WAY BETTER IF THERES A VIDEO OUT THERE) that explains all this stuff to them?

Does planned parenthood have a free video or anything like this?

Oh yeah: if you say the bible or some faggety pro-life shit I will rape your eye socket.

Your friend need to be shot for being such a dumbass... And what the fuck was the girl thinking?!

I read a pamplet once that might of helped, no clue what it was called. It had a glossary at the end with entries like:

Anus: Asshole, Poohole, Brown Eye

Penis: Willy, Sausage, Cock, Dick

Sex: Fucking, Doing "It"

Really catering for the lowest common denominator there.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L5_RApgWp50

Making a mistake once is one thing, but making it twice?!

Was the first time not painfull or traumatic enough? dDid they enjoy it so much they just had to do it again?

Damnit you're meant to learn from your mistakes! Dont date a meth dealer, dont steal your brothers girlfriends sisters boyfriend, dont have unprotected sex once again after having to go through the awfull situation of needing to get an abortion !!



I think that the book they should be reading is

"Complete dummies guide to life"

"The joys of sex"

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

dont have unprotected sex once again after having to go through the awfull situation of needing to get an abortion !!



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First to the original poster: Might I recommend the book...."How to get a life so I don't have so much free time on my hands as to butt into other people's lives" written by MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.

Why the hell do you care? So what? Just be thankful they made the RIGHT choice of not bringing into this world yet another malcontent brat that would probably be unloved and grow up to be a serial killer, Rosie O'Donnell producer, or Totsean. They probably just stay inside and fuck each other's brains out to stay away from "friends" like you.

To yoyobek: Stop your pollyanna drivel about the whole "how could they go through that again" bullshit. Just because abortion might be a big deal to you, doesn't mean the rest of the world thinks with your naive mindset. For some that IS their form of birth control, and don't even think twice about going through with the act. Get the fuck off the computer and go watch a few more reruns of the Andy Griffith show, and maybe Aunt Bee will make you an apple cobbler for dessert. Then perhaps you can go to bed and have more dreams of sugar plum fairies and beautiful rainbows.

quote:Originally posted by prowler:

what should I recomend for a couple on thier second abortion?

steak. and red wine.

tell the man to get neutered at the nearest animal clinic and tell the woman to close her fucking legs/ get her tubes tied

problem solved

Wow, it's hard to believe that anyone could be that ignorant. Do they know what condoms are? And if they're opposed to that, then she should just go on the pill. That is, if she is actually capable of remembering to take it once a day.

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

First to the original poster: Might I recommend the book...."How to get a life so I don't have so much free......blah blah angry sexually frustrated youth ect... "friends" like you.

When you start having sex yourself, your obvious seething jelously will cease, a little. Untill then go fuck yourself I gurantee you its the best your gonna get for a long while, you little troll of a cockfag.

Nobody has anything any book or somthing thats easy to read about different forms of birth control and the pros/cons of it all? Is the a site that gives a quick rundown of how it all works?

quote:Originally posted by prowler:

Hes fucking clueless he thought spermacide worked like the pill and if his girl used it once a day it was foolproof.

Uh, why ISN'T she on the pill?

Free clinic/good health insurance.

I'm sorry, but your friends are dumb.

http://www.fwhc.org/birth-control/index.htm

There, that site is pretty good.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

Your friend need to be shot for being such a dumbass... And what the fuck was the girl thinking?!



QFT!!!!!!

Look, with all due respect to you, and you alone, your friends are fucking morons. (no pun intended).

Have you ever considered just telling him straight up what to do? Hell have sex right in front of them, and show them how not to get someone pregnant.

http://tinyurl.com/2mzd5k

And a video, in case they're too lazy to read like they're too lazy to throw on a condom.

Edit: fixed the link

[This message has been edited by Too Much Ibuprofen (edited 01-24-2007).]

"how to kill yourself because you are a worthless failure who can't even learn from your mistakes"

by anarchy joe.

Or the bible, you baby-killing faggot.

murder/abortion/suicide

Birth control.

Edit: Shit, someone already said it.

[This message has been edited by grungekid (edited 01-24-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

First to the original poster: Might I recommend the book...."How to get a life so I don't have so much free time on my hands as to butt into other people's lives" written by MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.

Why the hell do you care? So what? Just be thankful they made the RIGHT choice of not bringing into this world yet another malcontent brat that would probably be unloved and grow up to be a serial killer, Rosie O'Donnell producer, or Totsean. They probably just stay inside and fuck each other's brains out to stay away from "friends" like you.

To yoyobek: Stop your pollyanna drivel about the whole "how could they go through that again" bullshit. Just because abortion might be a big deal to you, doesn't mean the rest of the world thinks with your naive mindset. For some that IS their form of birth control, and don't even think twice about going through with the act. Get the fuck off the computer and go watch a few more reruns of the Andy Griffith show, and maybe Aunt Bee will make you an apple cobbler for dessert. Then perhaps you can go to bed and have more dreams of sugar plum fairies and beautiful rainbows.



This is why 13 year olds should not be allowed on &Totse.

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

"how to kill yourself because you are a worthless failure who can't even learn from your mistakes"

by anarchy joe.

Or the bible, you baby-killing faggot.

Wow that was creative you should write for leno. The bible as in the king james bible is full of contridictory bullshit and puts a dollar value on an unborn child if you read it but, then again you would have known all that wouldn't you?

Go kill yourself out of self-realization of delusion.



thanx to Ibuprofen for the link.

quote:Originally posted by prowler:

When you start having sex yourself, your obvious seething jelously will cease, a little. Untill then go fuck yourself I gurantee you its the best your gonna get for a long while, you little troll of a cockfag.

Nobody has anything any book or somthing thats easy to read about different forms of birth control and the pros/cons of it all? Is the a site that gives a quick rundown of how it all works?

Prowler you really are one amazingly silly twit. What should I be jealous of? The fact I'm not like you with so much free time (in other words not getting laid YOURSELF) that you put so much thought into your friend's birth control issues?

Now before you hit the "submit reply" button with another 5th grade simpleton crack, stop right there....because I have ALL the information you are searching for. Its the Holy Grail you have been looking far and wide for. Its this amazing search engine called "Google". There you can type any word or combination of words and like fucking magic you'll get a whole list of places to find the info you need. Might I suggest the key words of...."sexual education", "planned parenthood", or even "internet surfing for complete buffoons".

Happy hunting braniac!

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

This is why 13 year olds should not be allowed on &Totse.

And this is probably why most of this forum views you as some pseudo-intellectual nincompoop. Poor Rizzo. Any time someone posts a thread about sex that doesn't involve love *gasp!*...you get all up in arms. Now you'll probably reply with your typical long winded assinine ramblings, and then after you are put in your place promptly, you'll originate some epic new thread titled..."What is the real definition of the word 'the' and spew yet more tired nonsense. Give it a rest already Rizzo....you could cure insomnia with the boring smack you bring.

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

Prowler you really are one amazingly silly twit. What should I be jealous of? The fact I'm not like you with so much free time (in other words not getting laid YOURSELF) that you put so much thought into your friend's birth control issues?

Now before you hit the "submit reply" button with another 5th grade simpleton crack, stop right there....because I have ALL the information you are searching for. Its the Holy Grail you have been looking far and wide for. Its this amazing search engine called "Google". There you can type any word or combination of words and like fucking magic you'll get a whole list of places to find the info you need. Might I suggest the key words of...."sexual education", "planned parenthood", or even "internet surfing for complete buffoons".

Happy hunting braniac!



wow cunning logic there and to think of society's problems are still at large with such genious waiting to be unleashed. #1 I'm just as petty as you #2 I love to screw with who anoy me even slightly people. Don't expect me not to call you on your retardation I'm not your mother and I'm not gonna tell your smart or probably will have sex one of these days thats for you to fail at and discover on your own. The icing on the cake was a reference to a saturday morning childrens cartoon, you typed it not me. Go teabag your mother for me.

Still looking for videos especially explaing the pros and cons of differen't methods and ect.

Harry Potter?

Anyone that stupid might enjoy reading that shit...cos they are certainly too young to be having sex!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Making a mistake once is one thing, but making it twice?!



My thoughts exactly.

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2473

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

the bible, you baby-killing faggot.