ok, so basically she heard from her gurl that i got a thing for her, she and me are going to a movie on wednesday( i asked her out). then she starts talking about relationships, then she asks me if i ever want to have kids. i say ye eventually ill have kids. and i told her how i'd get out if i ever had kids so i cud raise them better than me(total lie, ill teach my kids how to hustle from when they can count)

and then she goes "would u want me to have your kids", i was set off guard, i thought to myself , shes hot and she likes you dont fuck this up idiot. so i said ye if we wer together that long. is this girl crazy or something, or is she testing me, or what is she doin?

update: the first time she starting liking me was when i called her when i was fucked on coke, i rocked back and forth talking really fast to her for 4 hours, i dont really remember what i said, but she always tells me it was the best phone convo shes ever had, the funny thing is she still doesnt noe i was fucked on coke, she hates hard drugs cuz her brother o'd and died.

Jesus Christ man, take it easy on the ganj. You're all over the place.

That said, you should tell her whatever she wants to hear and just be sure to wear a rubber. That way there's no kids unless you decide that you love her. In which case you can fuck her bareback and enjoy the greatest pastime God put on this green earth, that being bareback heterosexual vaginal sexual intercourse.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and don't do coke either. It makes your dick small and useless. You don't want a small and useless dick, do you?

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 01-23-2007).]

Ah the "I want too have your kids conversation." I've been there man, 3 fucking times too many. 3 different girls one after another. Fuck!

Who gives a fuck, as long as you wrap the jimmy?

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Who gives a fuck, as long as you wrap the jimmy?

Yeah, but then they start on about marriage, hell I even got dragged into a bridal shop once...

Marriage is a good trip, provided you find the right bitch. I enjoyed it.

And nothing's stopping you from breaking it off if you don't dig it.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Marriage is a good trip, provided you find the right bitch. I enjoyed it.

And nothing's stopping you from breaking it off if you don't dig it.

You're back, and different!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You're back, and different!

Somewhat. Life gave me a good swift kick in the balls. Caused me to re-evaluate myself.

I decided that I'll have plenty of time to act like I'm 40 when I'm, well, 40.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You're black, and different!

quote:Originally posted by lord_vampyr:

You're black, and different!

Well, I did grow up in the barrio. I still tend to revert back to ghetto tendencies occasionally, even though I despise everything about them.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Your hat, is different!

and now she wont stop talking to me

Well dude how old ARE you anyways?

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Well dude how old ARE you anyways?

seriously, this thread is completely useless unless we know how old you both are.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Somewhat. Life gave me a good swift kick in the balls. Caused me to re-evaluate myself.

I decided that I'll have plenty of time to act like I'm 40 when I'm, well, 40.

*claps slowly*

17 and 18

thats why i ws like wooooooah

Hmm. Girls think about that sort of shit constantly. If she had any sense she wouldn't scare the shit out of you by asking that, and if you had more sense you wouldn't think much of it, since she's just a girl, and girls think about that sort of shit constantly.

If she ever brings it up again, you have every right to be scared.

Yeah, today is one of those days that I hate females.

hahah ye bitches are only good for blowjobs and sandwiches

quote:Originally posted by weedman:

hahah ye bitches are only good for blowjobs and sandwiches

Well, good luck finding a 'bitch' who really gives a shit about you.

Good God, i remember that conversation. it lasted about three hours, and involved picking out names (first and middle) for six different children. *sigh*

At least we found some cool names.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Who gives a fuck, as long as you wrap the jimmy?

Well, I'd assume the guy is giving the fuck, especially if he wraps his jimmy.