Next weekend I will having sex for the first time. The girl is very good looking and I'd like to impress. Any tips? Luck is on my side, I take Zoloft, which, in my experience, delays ejaculation considerably. Any other advice?

Never thought I'd post in this forum, but I figured you guys could offer some help.

er make sure she knows its your first time. You won't really be impressing anyone on your first time. Just be sure to calm down and enjoy it. You only get your first time once.

Sex is what we're built for, the knoweledge is built into you, just relax and you'll be a fantastic lover.

The only advice I would share is to take it slow, build the tension, but most importantly- make sure you enjoy yourself!

I want to know how you know you'll be having sex next weekend...

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

I want to know how you know you'll be having sex next weekend...

Apocalypse, please, sometimes you can just tell.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Apocalypse, please, sometimes you can just tell.

mainly because hes got the cash already and an appointment set up

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Sex is what we're built for, the knoweledge is built into you, just relax and you'll be a fantastic lover.

The only advice I would share is to take it slow, build the tension, but most importantly- make sure you enjoy yourself!

Best advice ever.

FUCK THE BITCH IN THA ASS HOMIE!

Get drunk and stoned. Make sure she is too. It will indefinitely prolong your performance... although you will lose a little bit of the overall novelty and awkwardness.

^ No, Cheesus. No.

CW hit it spot on, just enjoy yourself mate. You already know the basic mechanics, and that's really all you need.

I'd suggest working out beforehand however, as it's actually a very strenuous excersize and if you're unfit you might bow out far before you cum. Also, keep a lot of water on hand, as if you have good sex which I'm confident you will, you'll be very, very thirsty afterwards.

Oh, and if you smoke, don't for a few days, and then have an after-sex smoke. You'll be fitter by a long way, and that smoke will be the best you've ever had.

Good luck mate, and don't rush the penetration. It's the best bit

Lol in your experience...



Sorry

But yea, just go with it.

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

Lol in your experience...



Sorry

But yea, just go with it.

Lol, like I said before. Your name would be much funnier if it was Duck In Frog.

[This message has been edited by Psychonautical (edited 01-22-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Apocalypse, please, sometimes you can just tell.

Sadly, I seem to have been born without a clairvoyance for sex.

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Lol, like I said before. Your name would be much funnier if it was Duck In Frog.



Lol hmm, I'll consider it.

But it's mainly because of the D and F, lol so yea.

Cause we would have fucked if I'd had condoms. And thanks for the advice.

quote:
Cause we would have fucked if I'd had condoms.

LOL.

ALWAYS be ready.

Edit: Tagging. I hate UBB.

[This message has been edited by The True Zorak (edited 01-22-2007).]

Oh yeah, one more thing.

No matter what you think of what i said, remember this one thing. There is no sex in the champagne room. None!

Oh, there's champagne on the champagne room! But you don't want champagne, you want sex. And there is no sex in the champagne room.