What would you think if a girl in a uniform on the bus randomly came up to you announcing that she thought you were pretty and wanted a hug from you?

Keep in mind that her little group of friends would be on the bus watching and giggling. Also keep in mind that this would not be a dare.

As i'm 38 I'd be thinking 'police honey trap'...

I'd think she was mocking me. Especially if she was as pretty as you.

Maybe I should stop acting so batshit crazy on buses then. =P

I think your an attention whore that needs to shut up because people on the internet won't recodnize you for anything special or unique.

I'm serious.

id pull my pants down and say ud have to give that a hug too..

quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:

What would you think if a girl in a uniform on the bus randomly came up to you announcing that she thought you were pretty and wanted a hug from you?

Tell her to go fuck herself for mocking me. Noone fucking does that with anything else in mind. Maybe push her so she falls and hits her head on the benches on the other side

I suppose she might just be after my wallet too

[This message has been edited by Pilsu (edited 01-21-2007).]

I'd wonder WHY I'm on a bus, and then I'd get back on my motorcycle, run the dumb bitch over, try and not get the tires too bloody, and then wheelie off the roof.

Yeah... School girls are stupid.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I think your an attention whore that needs to shut up because people on the internet won't recodnize you for anything special or unique.

I'm serious.

I think you're an idiot who needs to shut up because you think you recognize the motivations of people on the internet.

Hey. Hold on. So how is it that everything has to be done with a motive in mind?

Is it wrong to just want to make an ass out of myself?

I'd understand why anyone would think that way. But really...

Yeah. Now I sound like an attention whore. My apologies.

id punch her in the throat

bitch must want something

I was wondering what kind of bus this might be.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I was wondering what kind of bus this might be.

Go Go magic school bus.

Real schoool girls don't ask.

quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:

Is it wrong to just want to make an ass out of myself?

Whoever you pick, you'd ridicule him with it. To make an ass out of yourself, you'd pick the guy that's unattractive or it just won't work. Your "harmless fun" probably hurt his feelings while at it

Choke on a nigger cock. Insensitive bitch

The better question is what organization does the uniform belong to?

I'd still give her a hug and then my number

I'd slap her.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Tell her to go fuck herself for mocking me. Noone fucking does that with anything else in mind.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

...you'd pick the guy that's unattractive or it just won't work. Your "harmless fun" probably hurt his feelings while at it...Insensitive bitch

Exactly. If that happened to me I'd tell her to fuck off and get away, and it would probably bother me for the rest of the hour when I'm thinking about how ugly I am...

I would feel like a total loser being mocked.

Well I am quite good looking, so I'd just give her a hug and sit down again. Happens a lot at parties anyway...

I'd hug her but I'd obsess for days on why she chose me.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Real schoool girls don't ask.

I'd be like whoa thats hot, and try and get her number FTW!

1st. wonder why i'm wasting my money on a bus ride and not walking.

2nd. tell myself to get off of the drugs.

3rd. tell the chick i'd give her a hug, but then my girlfriend would hunt her like a cheetah after a wild gazelle. and kill her in the same manner.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

The better question is what organization does the uniform belong to?

No really, what organization does the said girl belong to?

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

No really, what organization does the said girl belong to?

It's one of those fill-in the blanks kinds of threads...

Let's say she's wearing...

A) A girl scout uniform.

B) An unkempt janitor's uniform.

C) A KKK uniform.

D) A police uniform.

How would you react in each situation?

It all depends on whether she's hot or not.

Hot - bust on her, tease her saying you don't want to catch anything from her.

Not - Pretend to be Polish and speak no English.

quote:Originally posted by:

I think your an attention whore that needs to shut up because people on the internet won't recodnize you for anything special or unique.

I'm serious.

I already forgot who posted that^^

anyway, I would probably think I was being mocked. or I would say "have a seat, and lets talk about it." then I would wonder whwere I was.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

I'd hug her but I'd obsess for days on why she chose me.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

It's one of those fill-in the blanks kinds of threads...

Let's say she's wearing...

A) A girl scout uniform.

B) An unkempt janitor's uniform.

C) A KKK uniform.

D) A police uniform.

How would you react in each situation?

I meant a school-girl's uniform.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

It's one of those fill-in the blanks kinds of threads...

Let's say she's wearing...

A) A girl scout uniform.

B) An unkempt janitor's uniform.

C) A KKK uniform.

D) A police uniform.

How would you react in each situation?

A) Fill out cookie order form. Rape, kill when she comes to my house. Deny it ever happened.

B) Rape, kill, take wallet. Who's going to look for her?

C) I'm the whitest guy ever. She would probably give me head right there on the spot due to my incredible whiteness. Rape, kill, and I'd probably get a medal. KKK bitches have small tits.

D) Well, a lady in uniform could be nice... rape, kill, sell gun.

quote:Originally posted by Orthodox:

I meant a school-girl's uniform.

is she the chinky sort of school girl?

can you reply to the girl asking with "get on your knees and hug my dick with your mouth"?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



I think you're an idiot who needs to shut up because you think you recognize the motivations of people on the internet.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

I don't have any rings but you can kiss my ass.