I'm extremely embarrassed about it. Last night, I was drinking a lot and I passed out in a pool of my own vomit. All I remember from that night is hearing my sister's voice guide me. I remember being in the shower. My sister told me she had to wash me to get all the vomit off. Now I'm really fucking embarrassed and I feel awkward talking to her. SA, what is your opinion on this delicate matter?

and the problem is???!

You didn't try it on with her in your drunkeness, did you?

The problem is, she saw my fucking penis! SHE'S MY SISTER.

Edit: The problem is, it turns me on.

[This message has been edited by Exploration Of ZodSpace (edited 01-21-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

The problem is, she saw my fucking penis! SHE'S MY SISTER.



And the sight of your malignant 'shroom blinded her on the spot?

SO she saw your cock? So fucking what??!

I thought this was gonna be another one of your hot incest stories. Flesh it out a little.

No big deal. Who gives a shit? It isn't like she is impressed with the size of your dick. It isn't like she actually gives a shit. It wasn't sexual, you are trying to make it sexual.

Just talk to her normally, and say thank you for helping you when you were fucking drunk. Then make a fucking cliff note not to do that stupid shit anymore.

Good effort, but it needs a little more erotic detail.

holy shit hook me up with your sster i need a girl that will wash vomit off me when im drunk.

Sternly talk to her & tell her what she must do.

Next time she finds you drunk & helpless she must without fear or hestation have at you with her Huge Strap-on. Buy one for her if she doesn't have one big enough & black enough. 'K?

Her goal must be to make you moan like a girl.

How old is your sister?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

No big deal. Who gives a shit? It isn't like she is impressed with the size of your dick. It isn't like she actually gives a shit. It wasn't sexual, you are trying to make it sexual.

Just talk to her normally, and say thank you for helping you when you were fucking drunk. Then make a fucking cliff note not to do that stupid shit anymore.



Exactly.

And props to Carbon for making good posts now.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Good effort, but it needs a little more erotic detail.

WTF man this REALLY happened!

Edit: I forgot to mention guys, the problem is, it turns me on.

[This message has been edited by Exploration Of ZodSpace (edited 01-21-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Edit: I forgot to mention guys, the problem is, it turns me on.



So what?! You have a hot sister, and want to fuck her. Don't be ashamed of that.



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quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

[B]Edit: I forgot to mention guys, the problem is, it turns me on.B]

what part of it dude?

I think in times like this, its best to keep it "in the family".

So what? My mom and sister have seen me naked when I've been really smashed.

not a big deal sometime when im really tired and jerking it ill fall asleep with it in my hand an people walk in my room all the time

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

SO she saw your cock? So fucking what??!

Peace

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

So what? My mom and sister have seen me naked when I've been really smashed.

My whole family has seen me naked regularly, without a drop of alcohol involved! Granted, it'd be pretty odd to be shy around one's own family in the sauna

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

The problem is, it turns me on.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

My whole family has seen me naked regularly, without a drop of alcohol involved! Granted, it'd be pretty odd to be shy around one's own family in the sauna

Maybe in Mississippi.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Maybe in Mississippi.

Fuck you! We're not all inbred rednecks, you son of a bitch. Keep your damn mouth shut!

[This message has been edited by TheDreamMaster (edited 01-22-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:



HAHAHAHAHA....no, he's not Exposo

quote:Originally posted by TheDreamMaster:

We're not all inbred rednecks,



I tire of your lies.



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quote:Originally posted by TheDreamMaster:

Fuck you! We're not all inbred rednecks, you son of a bitch. Keep your damn mouth shut!



agreed

Dear Forgotten,

I can't help it your mother didn't love you. Go away and quit bothering us with your drivel.

Sincerely,

TheDreamMaster

Don't worry, she was not turned on by cleaning and wiping the puke off a drunkenly retarded brother. It was an obligation.

Get over it.

quote:Originally posted by TheDreamMaster:

Dear Forgotten,

I can't help it your mother didn't love you. Go away and quit bothering us with your drivel.

Sincerely,

TheDreamMaster

We could certainly argue about this for some time, but then this is totse so....

quote:Profile for TheDreamMaster

Date Registered: 01-07-2007



Checkmate.

Checkmate? Hardly. Just because you've been around longer means absolutely nothing.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Checkmate.

damn he fuckin pwned u on that "this is totse soooo...." number

quote:Originally posted by TheDreamMaster:

Just because you've been around longer means absolutely nothing.

...? Just where the fuck do you think you are? Stop noobing up the thread.

quote:Originally posted by buddha:

holy shit hook me up with your sster i need a girl that will wash vomit off me when im drunk.

lol

pics of your sister NOW!

Exposo could teach you a thing or two.

im glad my sisters never seen me drunk and naked. we always do it with the lights off.

i want pics of the sis damnit

Dude, just get a girlfriend to wash you when you are drunk and maybe give you a limp dicked handy job while you are passed out

Lol, your sister wanted to see you naked. Why the hell would she get you naked and wash the puke off? Wouldn't she just wipe you off and lay you sideways so you don't choke while sleeping and let you wash yourself off the next day?

In short, your sister wants your dick. I've seen pictures that you've posted of your sister and I say, most definitely, give it to her.

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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

...? Just where the fuck do you think you are? Stop noobing up the thread.

At least he's not from Australia...

quote:Originally posted by Masero:

At least he's not from Australia...

Says an American...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Says an American...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Masero:

At least he's not from Australia...

bugger off ya flamin' galah.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Says an American...

To be quite honest... I'm actually Welsh. But my story is rather complicated and pretty wild, so I'd rather not get into why I'm still in America and not down Pill or Caerdydd.

so fucking what????? Me and my cousin (girl) swam nude in the pool together, it's not like anything happened between us, and not like it would matter if there was.

You didn't have it in you to just sit in the shower and wash the vomit off? You are pathetic.

I must have started 16 responses to this thread, but none were stupid enough for the OP to comprehend what i was saying.

He probably didn't understand that. Or my previous sentence. Or that one for that matter. Now that one he got. Except the last word, that one had multiple syllables.

When I was a kid my sister use to have to shower me. And one time I saw her holding a picture of her vagina. Neeless to say we dont talk much.

[This message has been edited by Satanz Handicapped Helper (edited 01-22-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Satanz Handicapped Helper:

When I was a kid my sister use to have to shower me. And one time I saw he holding a picture of her vagina. Neeless to say we dont talk much.

(Psst, I thought you said that Exploration Of Zodspace is officially gay?)

...Why the hell would your sister do that unless she wanted to see it?

My little sister had to help give me a bath once when I got alcohol poisoning and puked all over myself. It was embarassing, but I got over it.

Probably turned her on a little bit. Just kidding. But seriously why would you feel awkward about it if she willingly bathed you?

Guys, I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation. She INTENTIONALLY got me naked and showered me! I blacked out, who knows what she did? Maybe she took pictures of me to show all her friends. Maybe she licked my balls.

And yeah, my sister is hot. I posted her picture while she's holding my name up.

Well guys, I'm going to masturbate silently.

Well she wasn't exactly going to shower you with your clothes on. She was just being nice and doing you a favour. I would stop reading so much into it.

dude stop ur babyin and quit ur cryin. if ur worried about her taking pics ask her. if u know shes cool then dont worry about it. so the fuck what? if it bothers u so much confront her about it and ask. and i would say thanks because sleeping in puke sucks so much. i wish i had someone who would clean me up after i got drunk and passed out puking

edit. this excludes mother/father older people

[This message has been edited by Ravenman (edited 01-23-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Don't worry, she was not turned on by cleaning and wiping the puke off a drunkenly retarded brother. It was an obligation.

Get over it.

:0

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Guys, I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation. She INTENTIONALLY got me naked and showered me! I blacked out, who knows what she did? Maybe she took pictures of me to show all her friends. Maybe she licked my balls.

And yeah, my sister is hot. I posted her picture while she's holding my name up.

Well guys, I'm going to masturbate silently.

Well then that just means you got some nut action from your hot sister...nothing awkward about a little brother-sister lovin.....

oh yeah and post that pic again would ya