So anyway I'm gonna get pussy today.

There is no fucking doubt in my mind...Only problem is that I have this like dried skin on my dick (or maybe a friction wound ) and it looks really bad. Its like red and dry and shit. Is there any way at all to cover it up other then that powder shit that women use? (cus that will just come off).

The potential rewards are pics. There is a chance I can get some just PLEASE help me out.

On a side note, is there any way one can regenerate cum faster? I jacked off a lot today and I want tonight to be perfect. The chicks are really fucking hot. YES CHICKS!!!!

Pics of what?

Pics of your penis?

I don't exactly feel inclined to help out if that is the case.

Because no offense to your gender, but your equipment isn't exactly all that attractive.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Pics of what?

Pics of your penis?

I don't exactly feel inclined to help out if that is the case.

Because no offense to your gender, but your equipment isn't exactly all that attractive.

NO. Picks of the girls/me having sex with them.

I'm relatively sure I can get them.

quote:Originally posted by leftover:

NO. Picks of the girls/me having sex with them.

I'm relatively sure I can get them.

Relatively? You must be new to totse, let me explain something to you:

Either you WILL get pics, or you wont. No maybe's about it.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Relatively? You must be new to totse, let me explain something to you:

Either you WILL get pics, or you wont. No maybe's about it.

Maybe you're retarded. You must be if you think that I'm going to take the advice of someone who claims to be my elder on totse and didn't even check the reg dates or post count.

STFU and don't make useless replies.

Jack your nanas make up cream shit and use a coloured condom like I told you on AIM bitch.

quote:Originally posted by leftover:

Maybe you're retarded. You must be if you think that I'm going to take the advice of someone who claims to be my elder on totse and didn't even check the reg dates or post count.

STFU and don't make useless replies.

I am your elder.

There's nothing you can do about your friction wound except not be retarded. If you can't avoid causing friction wounds then there's no hope for you.

Second, stop jacking off so much.

Get pics.

if its dry skin try some moisturizer

if not then wear a red condom and she will be none the wiser

Moisturiser(sp?), failing that, coloured condom.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Relatively? You must be new to totse, let me explain something to you:

Either you WILL get pics, or you wont. No maybe's about it.

My boys good for it, I can vouch for his charactor. I sold heroin to him in real life. True story!

useless without pics