Lets have some honesty, Ill start

im very short for a guyu..5'6"

and have no confidence

Spend too much time on the internet.

pffbt I'm 5'4 and still pull bitches cause i have a big penis and im confident as fuck

Difficulty approaching girls I don't know/ friends don't know any girls.

The alcholism tends to be a turnoff....

because my girlfriend won't let me

Pretty much confined to one group of friends who dont really hang out with anyone else except one other group. Also all the girls in my group of friends and the other group we hang out with dont meet my high standards in the looks and intelligence department.

Im also not very good with girls I dont know unless im drunk, Im perfectly okay socialising with guys I dont know though. Not enough confidence to be honest but im sure with some practise I will be pulling girls in no time

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I'm too much of a druggie for most of the guys I'd potentially be with, and not enough of a scumbag for the other ones :/ ehh, I'm in no mans land, ha ha.

I am rather ugly and have no confidence.

Why do I say this with a smile? Because it hides my horrible insecurity! Rock on fellas!

No idea.. I Guess I haven't met 'the one' yet!

I have no idea anymore.

Because I really don't want to go through all those social hoops. Also, I don't care that much.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

Lets have some honesty, Ill start

im very short for a guyu..5'6"

and have no confidence

Umm...I'm 5'3. So you can stop whining now.

Because I only like a girl if I can talk to her. I talk and get to know her. I get to know her, and we are friends. Fucked, I know, but at least I have a bunch of friends.

E: Also, yeah, ugly and annoying as fuck.

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#1 reason - "It's too big" (pfft)

#2 reason - I treat girls like shit, after fucking them I never look at them the same way...i treat them like shit.

a) I'm a social retard

b) I don't like people in general, so I don't make the effort

I'm attractive but have several sociopathic tendencies.

i is fukt in da hed!

well, right now I have mixed feelings for 4 girls . So ya I dunno I kinda like the one more then the other and I'm kinda seeing her atm but I dunno

lack of motivation to get one.

A bit of this...

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

Because I really don't want to go through all those social hoops. Also, I don't care that much.

With a splash of this..

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

i is fukt in da hed!



I hate the whole "getting to know some one" routine. Same bullshit, different person, everytime.

I gain your trust. You gain my trust. You end up fucking up. You lose my trust.

Same. shit. over. and. over.

1. too narcisistic-I love myself ALOT. This puts me in a somewhat bad position because I couldn't live with myself if I was going out with someone "worse" than myself.

2. confidence issues-I can make great conversation with strangers but, when it comes to asking them out I always worry about being rejected and what they'll think of me. I'm also taller than most people which adds to this issue.

3. friends-I have this one friend who really doesn't have anyother friends and when he goes to parties he pretty much just follows me around which creates difficult situations for meeting someone.

Edit: spelling

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i have no problems getting them is keeping them i cant do most girls are liing little whores i swear the better you treat them the more likely they are to fuck around on you. almost every girlfriend ive had and my ex wife cheated on my what a load of shit

Hmmm, I'm ugly as sin and have horribly disfiguring acne...that certainly doesn't help. Also, I'm somewhat old-fashioned, have a masterful knowledge of history and politics, know what I want to do with my life, respectful, chivalrous, well-spoken, educated, etc.

You know, everything a girl in highschool is looking for...

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I don't trust people...

I'm evidently 'scary' to many people, I've been told I resemble a serial killer, a national socialist, and a grizzly bear.

And I don't like stupid poeple, you don't have to be Stephen Hawking, but an IQ above room temperature is desired.(yet so hard to find...)

But that's a life mate, I have no issues finding a mate for procreation.

Apparently girls don't like the mix of massive quantities of drugs and alcohol and powerful handguns, who could have guessed.

I could probably get anyone I wanted. I can talk to strangers, I'm okay looking, I'm very confident, I'm not clingy at all and, apparently, I'm funny. (Not to brag. Other people may see me as dirt.)



I just hate every guy around where I live. They're all morons.

I don't really let myself.

I don't take my opportunities, it's as simple as that.

It doesn't bother me much anymore, which is a good feeling. I'd rather concentrate on myself.

i'm apathetic. the only girl i want is a super-christian and won't date me b/c i'm agnostic. other than her most of the girls at my school are complete whores or are undateable.

1) I'm extremely busy with school work.

2) I've never really known how to get close to people. I'm very social, I just don't know how to become more than a really good friend.

3) I'm very ill.

4) Picky

They always ask why my hands are always covered with lanolin & I have no good answer...

My confidence withered away, and I started getting reclusive. Couldn't pop that damn question to begin with, so I don't even try.

1. I'm too picky.

2. If I can see a terminating factor in any potential relationship, I don't begin- thinking that it's easier to nip it in the bud.

Number One Reason: I don't give a shit.

Why? There's no point. Having a 'mate' doesn't help you out in anyway, not socially, economically, etc. I think I'm lucky in that I find the whole system of needing a partner complete bullshit and unncessary, it all comes down to sex.

Let's see, I could be doing some retarded snuggling, wanting to blow my brains out watching some shit show/listen to some shit music a girl wants to listen to, waste my money buying her shit... OR I could have my money, wank off to porn saving my sanity, express myself through drums/guitar and watch what I like/listen to what I like. Hrm, which to choose...

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I could, but I aiming very high these days. I'm also working my way up the food chain.

I've been getting a lot of this: I go for girl A who is cute, smart and funny. Girl B who is decently attractive, kind of smart, and not really funny is obsessed with me and won't leave me alone and prevents me from getting to girl A. Drama ensues and I have to try again another time.

Another scenerio: Let's say I'm going after target X and I acquire target X. She's either way too shy (I HAAAATE shy girls) or fucking crazy. The general rule for 95% of women is that you can only have two of these three qualities: attractive, smart, sane

However, I choose my mates carefully. My last two girlfriends were picked out of dozens upon dozens upon dozens of prospective dates. I had to filter out a ton of crap to get to the quality women.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Umm...I'm 5'3. So you can stop whining now.

Well I'm 5'1".

umm. ive been having some bad problems emotionally for one thing and i am become socially retarded becasue of it. i dont have much confidence for one thing and my friends and i have kinda drifted away since we went to high school. plus all the girls at my school are really fucking annoying and either fat/ugly . anorexic or upperclassmen. my class sucks balls lol(some literally)

Ya'll make to many excuses.

I am just scum and I have no hope in the world to pick up a mate. This is the end of me and I'm glad it's about time. I can't wait till the end.

/emo

I get bored in relationships too quick.

Is it so wrong to consider a herd of goats & a flock of sheep...a 'Harem'?

I have a mate--but im in desperate need for an upgrade.

A male potential love interest of mine is like 5'3" or something.. I think it's sweet. :3

Some people think it'd be weird to be with someone shorter, but I don't really care.

I like this guy because I can talk to him properly about all sorts, we have things in common, and he has confidence (or seems to). Get some confidence first, then you have a chance!

My two biggest problems would be lack of confidence (nearly resolved) and i'm kind of ugly, so i usually only end up dating girls i've known for quite some time...Feels like i'm dating a sister or something...Fuck.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Ya'll make to many excuses.

ugly. nough said.

I talk too much shit.

quote:Originally posted by hungryhippie:

I'm too much of a druggie for most of the guys I'd potentially be with, and not enough of a scumbag for the other ones :/ ehh, I'm in no mans land, ha ha.

Well hello there *raises eyebrow with a grin*

So, I'm like a mod

And as for me, I can't seem to buy into the inane bullshit involved like asking questions I really don't want to know and discussing shit I couldn't give two fucks about.

I can't get girls off me.

But you know, I'm asexual, so I don't care =].

I'm ugly and I'm a cunt.

Being a cunt is the main problem though. I just can't help myself. I say nasty things without even thinking.

EDIT: Just read more of the replies before and realised some of them apply to me. I honestly couldn't give a fuck and I don't take chances when they present themselves (eg the cute blonde in the shop the other day eyeing me up)

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Page 2.

Not 3 hours later, I'm back with the ex. Eheh.

A. They're 25 and married

B. They're a lesbian

C. They play way too much counterstrike

C2. They Play world of warcraft

C3. I don't play world of warcraft.

D. I don't want to play world of warcraft.

C. They're a lesbian

F. I made a mistake (see C.)

G. I made no mistakes.

H. LOL OMG LIFE IS PERFECT LOL!!?!

I. Some asshole owns the keymaker.

J. I's gots work to do and more posts to read.

K. Lesure rocks.

I work and go to school 70 hours.

They dont talk to me, but wait for me to talk to them. Every woman Ive had sex with pursued me, and I liked them better for it. I dont have a car or want one at this time seeing as how theres an energy revolution quickly coming, and steorn and tesla motors seem more optimistic than shell, hess, mobil, or sunoco. I dont have a lot of money, but many skills and potential so that doesnt matter. Im also in school and going to internship in a few months, maybe get hired for $14/hr starting. So I cant worry much. Once I can afford my own place, I will be one happy fucking camper, let me tell you. Everyone around me has roomates or a girlfriend who helps with rent, the only other one I know who did it alone is my sister, because she went through the same bullshit as me, and shes very strong and wise. If she can do it alone so can I.

Despite all this I have a much bigger dick than a lot of the guys around me. Ive been lifting a lot and woman are changing their stares again (thats not really why I lift though) So I guess that gives me an advantage that I CAN get women, but there are many more reasons I can't.

Dont have the patience for a lot of women out there, dont want kids, dont want marriage, dont need relationship as badly as others, dont have the same emotions all the time. Dont act like the norms, the other people, dont trust most people or give a shit what they think (this includes girls) I even pushed a girl off me last night at my job because she grabs me everytime she passes me, like a cockteasing mind game she plays with all the guys there. I didnt really shove her, I just kind of pushed myself away, I think she knows Im getting fucking fed up with her bs.

Really, Ill start getting women. When I move out of this hellhole with psychotics in it (and believe me, some nights I want to murder my parents AND myself I hate them so much). These people freak out every single person I bring into this house, my mom even went in my room, found a condom wrapper opened on the floor, and CRIED saying I can never have my girl over, soon after I lost my virginity. This made me and my girlfriend fuck in the cold shitty basement, unfortunately. This woman is crazy and lost custody of her kids when she tried to strangle me. She's pulled knives on me when she was mad since I was about 10, used to cut up our christmas presents because shes black and hates my white relatives... The bitch acts like when the pressure is too much she can just wave her arms and scream and scare you, like I hate to say it, but a stupid fucking nigger. She still acts like shes 12. 12 with 5 kids. Father has even worst stories I wont go into. These days, he floats around the house drugged up on meds and state benefits doing absolutely nothing, wrapping himself on blankets on the couch, then harrassing me with absolute nonsense when I come home from busting my ass all day, with a smirk that says "Im absolute lazy scum and nobody can do shit about it, and when I die, I will cry like a fucking baby at what a regretful sad life Ive lived, now listen to me say nothing important to slow you down and suck your energy". These people should be locked up and dont even deserve to have kids, and I NEVER want to bring any girls here, and I doubt they would want to come. This is the major things girls dont understand about me acting like a cold asshole, that I just dont have the time or patience to fucking explain anymore. I've developed much patience, maturity and strength and balls, they see it, but they just dont understand what Ive been dealing with, absolutely fucking dysfunctional family all of my life. I think after a while they assume something fucked me up and that I just want them to keep their distance... for now.

When I get plane tickets to Thailand and have my way with women who actually want to have sex and enjoy it, rather than stuck up snobby whores who want to play games with someone who has been fucked with way too much since day one, and isnt going to take it anymore. Thats when Ill settle down and find women, when I can be on my own. Scarface is right, women cost money. Didnt have the chances a lot of kids my age had I guess... just want to move out and be free. Get my head clear, get back to my goals. Then Ill have time. That sums it up I guess.

Basically, Im just an all around negative, pissed off motherfucker, and fucked up in the head. I hate it all, but it does give me the fuel for the fire to burn everything about me away and transform, become who I want to be, gradually, slowly, everyday against all opposition. And there's a lot of it in this world. After a while you start losing friends, forgetting relationships, hating those who are supposedly your superiors, and just confiding in yourself. That, is what makes me stronger, sadly. Women just dont understand, but one day! One day.... Ill be a pimp. Oh you watch.

I'm still hung up on my ex... i'm not used to the college social situation yet... i have low confidence... i have a reputation as a cokehead (two chicks walked into my room, i'd never met 'em, and asked me for coke)... there are few attractive girls at wash you... the one girl i thought was into me (she gave me her number, told me to call, etc) has a boyfriend, the other is in love with two guys back home... weird shit

quote:Originally posted by Testament:

Number One Reason: I don't give a shit.

Why? There's no point. Having a 'mate' doesn't help you out in anyway, not socially, economically, etc. I think I'm lucky in that I find the whole system of needing a partner complete bullshit and unncessary, it all comes down to sex.

Let's see, I could be doing some retarded snuggling, wanting to blow my brains out watching some shit show/listen to some shit music a girl wants to listen to, waste my money buying her shit... OR I could have my money, wank off to porn saving my sanity, express myself through drums/guitar and watch what I like/listen to what I like. Hrm, which to choose...



Well no fucking wonder with that attitude. If you ever get a great girl, an amazing one, no matter what you two are doing, you will both be so happy doing it, thats what makes it worth it, sure it costs money, takes up time, etc..but its SO worth it when you get a good one

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Spend too much time on the internet.

Because I am socially inept. AKA, I dont go to bars.

All the quality women are at bars/clubs...

Givin' head in dark corners 'n washrooms.

99% of the people who answered this need to get a grip and stop feeling sorry for yourselves.

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

99% of the people who answered this need to get a grip and stop feeling sorry for yourselves.

LOL, this guy wins the prize.

I haven't really had any trouble getting laid lately, but as to finding a girlfriend, I dunno. Some dumb shit always comes up. I had one of my coworkers sitting on my lap, asking me to make out, and jokingly agreeing to marry me in a "traditional antitheist ceremony" (lol). Then I mentioned I didn't drink, and girl COMPLETELY lost interest.

With shit like that, I guess "trust issues" probably covers most of it.

let's see.

im socially retarded in the way i have no actual confidence.

i tend to over-think.

oh, and i have a fear of rejection.

how terribly wonderful.

I'm too shy, no confidence, most girls I like seem to see me as only a friend

I'm also sorta short, 5'6

I'm not overweight, and I dont think im ugly

I also am really shallow, which doesnt mix with being desperate

I have been abusing coke, marijuana and AD for 3 months. I lost myself, I don't know who I am anymore, and can't shape thoughts into words. I'm failing my Police Foundations program, but since I touched those drugs I know I shouldn't even be a police officer.

This drove my fiance away because I wasn't a person anymore. I was a walking talking zombie, just as I am now. I can no longer, feel hate, or anger. I feel nothing but numbness and pain. I can't carry a job, and I certainly can't support or accept another love in my life.

If anybody can care and take my words into consideration: Stop whatever drugs you're doing RIGHT NOW. Marijuana may seem like a weak drug, but it'll fuck you up, just like it did with me. Stop while you can.

Ima fatass/jerk/Polish so therefore i wont find a mate till im at least 75.

quote:Originally posted by OrganizedChaos:



I also am really shallow, which doesnt mix with being desperate



You deserve a fucking prize, my sentiments exactly, i wish i wasnt so shallow, its a horrid trait and counter productive. most certainly beggars cant eb choosers...

///Michael

i have a bad reputation with other girls

1). I have no game. All the relationships I've had have been initiated by the other party. So as a result I've never developted the knack for turning low level attraction and sexual tension into anything more. Plus I'm oblivious, if she doesn't grab my cock right off the bat I tend to not notice her interest until it's too late.

2). I'm horrifically scarred on an emotional level from the harpies I've dated in the past. So I've become averse to the thought of dating women who pursue me as that seems to be a sure sign of psychosis on the womans part.

3). As a result of number 2 I've resently raised my standards. All the women currently attracted to me don't interest me. Unfortunately I apparently don't interest any of the women I'm attracted to.



So essentially I don't want the women I can get, and I don't know how to get the women I want.

Woe is me...



Things could always be worse though!

Reputation as a cokehead, apparently I appear to idolize gangsters because I'm a big fan of mob movies, I have a lot of nazi memorabilia....

low self esteem probably too.

And a keen interest in right-wing politics. That shit doesn't fly on your typical American college campus.

I'm not great looking, but I'm not ugly either, I get a bunch of new numbers every weekend at the bar, but no girls that I meet seem worth it, and the ones that are worth it are taken/not interested.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I'm still hung up on my ex... i'm not used to the college social situation yet... i have low confidence... i have a reputation as a cokehead (two chicks walked into my room, i'd never met 'em, and asked me for coke)... there are few attractive girls at wash you... the one girl i thought was into me (she gave me her number, told me to call, etc) has a boyfriend, the other is in love with two guys back home... weird shit



haha that is pretty much a perfect description of me...still hung up on my ex, strangers on campus ask me for coke. word.

acne, very awkward and weird personality, crazy afro blond curly hair

Casanova, you sound like my kind of guy. I know what you mean with the right-wing politics not going over well, I go to a magnet high school which specializes in the arts and languages, just imagine the kind of communist bullshit I have to put up with.

Also, are you more of a fascist, or a libertarian? I'm the latter, so at least I can get sympathy for being so much for personal liberty. Not that I would think anything less of you for being an authoritarian.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Casanova, you sound like my kind of guy. I know what you mean with the right-wing politics not going over well, I go to a magnet high school which specializes in the arts and languages, just imagine the kind of communist bullshit I have to put up with.

Also, are you more of a fascist, or a libertarian? I'm the latter, so at least I can get sympathy for being so much for personal liberty. Not that I would think anything less of you for being an authoritarian.



i'm just simply fascinated with nazi germany....i'm registered republican, but in local elections, i'm more likely to vote libertarian. ya know, as ronnie reagan said, "republicanism in its truest form essentially is libertarianism."

and even though i'm a staunch republican, i do not consider myself a conservative, so most of the girls who can identify with me politically are jesus-loving honkeys and that's definitely not my style.

I'm lazy, I drink and do drugs, often in excess, people often think a lot of the shit I do is retarded, I think it's fun, I have low confidence, I spend too much time on the internet or with my few friends who live the same 'lets do what it takes to get fucked up' lifestyle I do, I don't know how to approach people, again, lack of confidence, I'm 5'6", chubby, not bad looking though, but have my own agenda.

And I'll be goddammed (also I swear quite a bit), as soon as I find a chick I like and we're talking here comes "Yeh the other day my boyfriend did/said this/that". Girls need to walk around with something on them that says they are already taken. Also I can't dance, don't like social events (unless drugs are involved), and thats pretty much it.

I do have a job and am doing alright in college. The latter has taken some adapting to.

EDIT: I'm also a bit of an asshole racist. I have friends from all different backgrounds (one of my best buds is black), but I live in a black city and see the stereotypes which are often true and it pisses me off, plus I just get a kick out of racist jokes. Like I thought it was funny to tell my friends last Monday (MLK day, big deal here) that I couldnt hang out cause I had to go to the range and sight my rifle in. And I asked my black friend if he wanted to go to burger king, ya know, to put the king back in Martin Luther King day.

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quote:Originally posted by graphite:

I'm lazy, I drink and do drugs, often in excess, people often think a lot of the shit I do is retarded, I think it's fun, I have low confidence, I spend too much time on the internet or with my few friends who live the same 'lets do what it takes to get fucked up' lifestyle I do, I don't know how to approach people, again, lack of confidence, I'm 5'6", chubby, not bad looking though, but have my own agenda.

And I'll be goddammed (also I swear quite a bit), as soon as I find a chick I like and we're talking here comes "Yeh the other day my boyfriend did/said this/that". Girls need to walk around with something on them that says they are already taken. Also I can't dance, don't like social events (unless drugs are involved), and thats pretty much it.

I do have a job and am doing alright in college. The latter has taken some adapting to.

EDIT: I'm also a bit of an asshole racist. I have friends from all different backgrounds (one of my best buds is black), but I live in a black city and see the stereotypes which are often true and it pisses me off, plus I just get a kick out of racist jokes. Like I thought it was funny to tell my friends last Monday (MLK day, big deal here) that I couldnt hang out cause I had to go to the range and sight my rifle in. And I asked my black friend if he wanted to go to burger king, ya know, to put the king back in Martin Luther King day.



yo, this also sounds like me, finding racist jokes funny and all.

this thread is pretty educational though.

Kinda chuky but not extremely, just enough.

acne

I'm very bad at staying with one person.

Jealous easily

Ugly.

Offensive sense of humor.

Girls instinctually unattracted to me.

Also shortish (5'7-8)

Wear glasses.

Bad complexion

Small hands

I can go on and on.

I really got pissed off the other day. A girl who i could talk to about profound things, I made her laugh a lot, she seemed to show signs of liking me, claimed to like gentlemen (which I am), is very traditional like me. I asked her out and she said no. This is about the time I gave up on women until I get a car, steady work, or win the lottery. She told me she didn't want to "lose a friend" over this, I told her to go fuck herself. I'm no motherfucking cuddle bitch.

Love isn't blind.

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Well..



Some confidence, but sometimes it's a clueless variety.

Inept in turning simple attraction and flirting into much more, at least quickly enough.

Physically fit and whatnot, but yet not confident about that :\

And a decent bit of self esteem bits and whatnot. *shrug*

My social group (overweight anti-rice gearheads) does not include any girls. Plus, I'm a total sarcastic asshole, and high school girls tend to be total shallow bitches, so I see no point in trying.

Because, love is just another way for someone to get close enough to you emotionally, so that they can hurt you...

It's happened to me...

Cheers and Good Luck,

¤Myth¤

Cause the mates are assclowns

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Is it so wrong to consider a herd of goats & a flock of sheep...a 'Harem'?

i lol'ed.

quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:

Cause the mates are assclowns

Hehehe, that too. But I get revenge. I laugh at them when they get dumped.

Because I get no social opportunities with people my age, but even if I did I wouldn't take advantage. I'm not looking for anything from the high school dating scene or really anyone associated with it. To find someone like that but still around my age is seeming impossible. I also suck at socializing and holding a conversation, unless it just seems that way because of the people I talk to being idiots. Haven't used a phone in over a year, hate the damn things.



quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

1). I have no game. All the relationships I've had have been initiated by the other party. So as a result I've never developted the knack for turning low level attraction and sexual tension into anything more. Plus I'm oblivious, if she doesn't grab my cock right off the bat I tend to not notice her interest until it's too late.

That also applies to me.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Casanova, you sound like my kind of guy. I know what you mean with the right-wing politics not going over well, I go to a magnet high school which specializes in the arts and languages, just imagine the kind of communist bullshit I have to put up with.

Also, are you more of a fascist, or a libertarian? I'm the latter, so at least I can get sympathy for being so much for personal liberty. Not that I would think anything less of you for being an authoritarian.



My beliefs are pretty much Libertarian. I think I must be the only one in scotland. I hate this place. It's chock a block full of raving socialists.

I can't find any cute troll-girls and humans got too silly standards.

I have several "problems" with regards to this.

-I can't stand most people I meet outside of my already existing small circle of friends. Lots of people say they "hate everyone", but I've had this problem since I was a little kid. It seems that 99% of all people are just clueless morons and it shows. When I see a girl who is physically attractive, she ruins it the second she opens her mouth.

-I don't find very many girls truely attractive. Everybody's into this "be so skinny that you can see her ribcage" stuff, while I want a REAL goddamn woman; one with breasts and hips and an actual figure. This isn't so much thinking that many girls are ugly, they just look unhealthy.

-I'm 22, and still girls (I refuse to call them women) haven't matured from high school. Almost all of the ones I've met are still these giggling, gossiping, vacant little shits. I was talking with a surprisingly attractive chick at work the other week, and then she went "Isn't Freddie Mercury a planet?" I haven't talked to the idiot since.

I'm not saying all women are stupid, anorexic twits; I'm just not very fucking likely to find one around here.

So loads of people, well a few are quoting themselves as being short, whats a girl opinion on when a guys short??

Michael

p.s. thought of a new one...at my boarding school all the kids have aryan genes which make them tall, lean and athletic. i cant compete...

I have Chlamydia and dont ever plan on treating it.

I'm ugly.

I'm fat.

I drink too much.

I spend all my money on stupid shit.

I dont drive.

I dont wash very often.

When scratching my testicles in public, I remove my trousers and underwear in advance.

People often stop me in the street to laugh.

Both my parents have AIDS and Ive never been tested.

I have a TV facing out my window playing constant beastiality and snuff porn.

One time I was going to let a dog lick my nuts but it changed it's mind so I raped that bitch.

Oh, wait... I have a girlfriend.

1) I am unsociable once outside of school.

2) I spend LOTS of time on the Internet.

3) I have slight acne.

4) I wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not good-looking.

5) I have no confidence what-so-ever.

Plus, if you're my age, the scenario tends to be like:

*I go out with girl*

*She gets bored (no matter what) and dumps me*

The End.

I've been out with a max total of three girls in my life, I was dumped after three months on each. Pathetic.

So, for now, I don't give a shit. I'd rather wait a few years so I can actually do something worthwhile.

Because you say things like mate

quote:Originally posted by windwaker51:

Because you say things like mate

Oh im sorry, to complex a word for you..weird even toddlers I know understand the many meanings mate has. Why dont you keep yourslef to your low brow proletariat whores?

The Germans are currently enjoying her company.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The Germans are currently enjoying her company.

you know what horny bastards Germans are, have you ever met Jackketch, he is one wild German sex animal...

quote:Originally posted by stab:

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Not 3 hours later, I'm back with the ex. Eheh.

We'll high five later.

As for me...

I don't actually talk to or meet new people, being stuck in a small town and all, I still like my ex too much to be bothered with anyone else, I'm possibly going into the army soon so I can't be bothered, I'm very blunt, honest, with a sense of humour people find offensive, I'm vaguely overweight, shit job, not much money, I could go on.

Not too bothered because I don't want a girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

We'll high five later.

Oh no, that lasted 24 hours Annoying but fine with me when it comes down to everything.

I've got a job and soon an education again, both of which are far more rewarding than a girlfriend.

Only problem is I still talk to her a lot, and she has a boyfriend, and it gets annoying as hell when she brings him up, not because of jealousy but because it's a big barrier to the way I go about interacting with her.

Buuuut that's how it goes.

Ramble on!

I don't have a nice body.

And I can come off really intimidating and unfriendly when really I'm just shy and rather quiet around new people, espeically if I'm sober.

I'm the type of girl thats mates with 'the boys' and can easily hang out with a group of guys as if I was one of them.

I'm very independent and strong willed and that can often turn a number of guys off (which I don't think is a bad thing) because I KNOW there are guys out there that love really head strong women.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Oh no, that lasted 24 hours Annoying but fine with me when it comes down to everything.

Oh, I often high five people when they do something foolish that sounds like something I would do. It was sort of an ironic high five.

By my high five etiquette Audio Cassette Tapes for three easy installments...

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

Why cant you get a mate??

Because I'm an introspective, skinny, fucked up, ugly, twat.



No bird would look twice at me, so I take solace in beer.

I have rediculously high standards.

Oh wait, I have a girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Oh, I often high five people when they do something foolish that sounds like something I would do. It was sort of an ironic high five.

By my high five etiquette Audio Cassette Tapes for three easy installments...

I see I see!

Well, thar you go.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I don't have a nice body.

And I can come off really intimidating and unfriendly when really I'm just shy and rather quiet around new people, espeically if I'm sober.

I'm the type of girl thats mates with 'the boys' and can easily hang out with a group of guys as if I was one of them.

I'm very independent and strong willed and that can often turn a number of guys off (which I don't think is a bad thing) because I KNOW there are guys out there that love really head strong women.

Yeah its a fucking turn on arguing with an opinionated girl who gets moody..but I digress.

I am not massively attractive, I have man boobs and I chase the wrong chicks, the kind that act like they want me then throw me away when I want to get serious.