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 #1 
Old 2007-01-20, 01:59
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default How do I stop being intimidating?

I talk in a deep ass voice, and I just got a mean look on my face and in my eyes, constantly.

Theres hella girls that are all up and down my shit, until I look at them, then they look away and aren't friendly until I creep up and whisper sweet nothings in there ear.

Even my smile is sinister roflmao, I keep punking dudes without meaning to. Someone will be looking at me, probally just seeing who I am, then I look back and all the sudden its like a whip movement somewhere else. Like the other day, I was doing something listening to music too loud to hear shit, this kid says something which I'm sure wasn't talking shit, and I take off my shit and say excuse me what was that? When I was smiling, like what I think was perfectly friendly. And hes all oh I don't want any trouble man and turns and starts walking away, and I couldn't help but fucking laugh but I felt sorry for the human race that I could bitch him that bad without meaning to.
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Old 2007-01-20, 02:20
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

Uhm, smile more? Stop frowning?

I guess it could come in handy, at least people won't bug you if you look like a serial killer.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:00
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

useless with out pics
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:04
ResdogMrwhite ResdogMrwhite is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

useless with out pics

Be patient, He has to google>images>Intimidating
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:16
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by ShutMeUp:

Uhm, smile more? Stop frowning?

I guess it could come in handy, at least people won't bug you if you look like a serial killer.

I'm pretty sure I don't look like a serial killer, just angry like I'm about to fuck someone up. I'm dressed to clean to be a serial killer.

And heh, I'm too paranoid one of you skeezers would try and kidnap me or some shit to post pics.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:18
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I'm pretty sure I don't look like a serial killer, just angry like I'm about to fuck someone up. I'm dressed to clean to be a serial killer.

And heh, I'm too paranoid one of you skeezers would try and kidnap me or some shit to post pics.

you're a fag
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:18
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quote:Originally posted by ResdogMrwhite:

Be patient, He has to google>images>Intimidating

lmfao
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:25
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

you're a fag

Your father, you're adopted.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:26
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I'm pretty sure I don't look like a serial killer, just angry like I'm about to fuck someone up. I'm dressed to clean to be a serial killer.

And heh, I'm too paranoid one of you skeezers would try and kidnap me or some shit to post pics.

Yea dumb ass someone that always looks angrey and ready to "fuck someone up" is going to be in my mind a cantidate for serial killer. How well they dress doesn't matter look at Dahmer he wasn't a sloppy unkept son of a bitch, and he turned out to be the defintion of Serial killer.

But why not try to quit being such a faggot and trying to impress people over the internet with how hard you are and how you gonna get dem gangsta hoes and shit? That might help.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:32
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea dumb ass someone that always looks angrey and ready to "fuck someone up" is going to be in my mind a cantidate for serial killer. How well they dress doesn't matter look at Dahmer he wasn't a sloppy unkept son of a bitch, and he turned out to be the defintion of Serial killer.

But why not try to quit being such a faggot and trying to impress people over the internet with how hard you are and how you gonna get dem gangsta hoes and shit? That might help.

Stfu, how many serial killers do you know that shine? My bodies a monument to God, its not like I have motive. Who the fuck as a group am I angry enough to serially kill eh? Everybody gives me what I want.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:35
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea dumb ass someone that always looks angrey and ready to "fuck someone up" is going to be in my mind a cantidate for serial killer. How well they dress doesn't matter look at Dahmer he wasn't a sloppy unkept son of a bitch, and he turned out to be the defintion of Serial killer.

But why not try to quit being such a faggot and trying to impress people over the internet with how hard you are and how you gonna get dem gangsta hoes and shit? That might help.

Stfu, how many serial killers do you know that shine? My bodies a monument to God, its not like I have motive. Who the fuck as a group am I angry enough to serially kill eh? Everybody gives me what I want.



stfu, before I stop giving you this big dick, I know you can't live with out it
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:37
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:



stfu, before I stop giving you this big dick, I know you can't live with out it

LOLOL like your dad gives your other dad the dick.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:41
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

LOLOL like your dad gives your other dad the dick.



alright dude, you really need to stop watching my fathers fuck i'm going to call the cops if you don't quit
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:43
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

Yea you're fucking cool there. I never said you WERE one but I was just saying that maybe people think you do look like a serial killer. Theres a difference between looking like one and being one moron.

And if your body was a monument to god then you wouldn't need to act like a fucking faggot ass wanta be gangsta to get girls now would you? And I personally don't know any real serial killers they are not my type of people.
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:44
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:



alright dude, you really need to stop watching my fathers fuck i'm going to call the cops if you don't quit

What if you watch these two benjamins fuck in your hand, and you let me in the house for my better viewing pleasure. EH? EH?!
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Old 2007-01-20, 03:49
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea you're fucking cool there. I never said you WERE one but I was just saying that maybe people think you do look like a serial killer. Theres a difference between looking like one and being one moron.

And if your body was a monument to god then you wouldn't need to act like a fucking faggot ass wanta be gangsta to get girls now would you? And I personally don't know any real serial killers they are not my type of people.

Meh again shut the fuck up. Goddamn. If I was serial killer status, they wouldn't be up and down my dick, and they wouldn't be about it as soon as I start talking.

And fuck, I never spray painted myself black for that bitch. I am a monument to fucking God bra, seriously like all I ever did with that bitch was grunt. She'd ask me some stupid ass question and I'd get UGH, illy like a caveman, and shed be all LOLOLO YOU FEEL SO GOOD!!!

Edit; You're just hating on my steez because I shine harder then you.

[This message has been edited by Easy Rider (edited 01-20-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-20, 05:02
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

Something about you easy rider, makes me raise my eyebrow in slight disbelief, and then when you start talking about your body being a monument to god, I laugh.

I hope you're humble inside man cos you aint showing it.
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Old 2007-01-20, 05:13
Bodombabe13 Bodombabe13 is offline
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

pics before i shoot you with my menacing glare
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Old 2007-01-20, 05:43
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If you say you are intimidating and your saying it bothers you, then you proabably aren't, but if you are, then you have one simple thing to do:

Raise your eyebrows constantly. Then , you will have a lok of "confusion" or methodicalness on you, and not intimidaton.
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Old 2007-01-20, 05:52
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

I am a monument to fucking God bra, seriously like all I ever did with that bitch was grunt. She'd ask me some stupid ass question and I'd get UGH, illy like a caveman, and shed be all LOLOLO YOU FEEL SO GOOD!!!



LOL wow. At first I couldnt stand your wigger ass. Starting to like you though. Reminds me of myself, with more ebonics usage.
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Old 2007-01-20, 06:35
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Default Re: How do I stop being intimidating?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Something about you easy rider, makes me raise my eyebrow in slight disbelief, and then when you start talking about your body being a monument to god, I laugh.

I hope you're humble inside man cos you aint showing it.

If you didn't raise your eyebrow I'd worry man, I shine too much not to raise an eyebrow. Fuck being humble, I gerk it in the bathroom so I know that I'm the shit.

quote:If you say you are intimidating and your saying it bothers you, then you proabably aren't, but if you are, then you have one simple thing to do:

Raise your eyebrows constantly. Then , you will have a lok of "confusion" or methodicalness on you, and not intimidaton.

It doesn't bother me because I don't have feelings, but like I'm on this shit where I'm trying to be that guy whos cool with everyone, like I don't randomly shit on geeks and shit even though I could. So I'm trying to improve my image. I used to try and be intimidating as all shit I guess I've been doing it so long my face got stuck that way.

I got the eyebrows down, its kind of funny, I'm known for speaking with my eyebrows man. Like even my Mom is a great eyebrowist feel me, she spent a year perfecting the one eyebrow raise when she was my age, and she passed the knowledge onto me. But shit gets tiring, I got bitchbrows man, I can't fucking keep them up all day - I do eyebrow ups every now and then but still not swoll status.

quote:LOL wow. At first I couldnt stand your wigger ass. Starting to like you though. Reminds me of myself, with more ebonics usage. Thanks.
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Old 2007-01-20, 11:13
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I fully understand your problem, and I have the magic fix you'll need. Live your life among "fat bitches", they feel comfortable around you and they don't seem to get intimidated at all, according to what you say. http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/026707.html
 
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