ok, lets just say I know a chick on MSN, and we are going to meet in RL soon, preferabally sexually. We have been talking about sex and stuf quite abit, and I want ideas for topics to keep the sexual conversation alive.

Any ideas?

put it in her butt

Well for starters try to be smooth and not a jackass about it. Try to be smooth and inpress her, and make her laugh.

oh, and a good thing to start out with are backrubs. Lightly bite her back as you rub it. This is a good way to get her aroused.

"word on the street is that u give damn good head"

Then you procede to unzip your pants and have her get to work on your monsterous cock.

"Hey, nice to finally meet you!...So are we gonna like fuck now coz I'm getting kinda antsy in the pantsy if ya know what I mean!"

"It's not gonna suck itself".

pedophile. I bet your chatting to some kind of police officer :X

Ask her if she is on the rag.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

put it in her pooper

Fixed. Had to, sry...

Anyways, that girl will turn out a 48 yo man with scrotum elephantis (go to IFIOTW and see that thread).

Just ask her if she wants to watch a movie, then if she does you won't need to be talking. From there do whst guys do bestn

, Fuck the shit out of her

How far are you guys actually talking about sex? Can you just ask her upfront? Or do you have to slip it in discreetfully?

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

Well for starters try to be smooth and not a jackass about it. Try to be smooth and inpress her, and make her laugh.

oh, and a good thing to start out with are backrubs. Lightly bite her back as you rub it. This is a good way to get her aroused.

okay well you either are a kinky chick or a guy who has never gotten laid.

quote:Originally posted by Don Killuminati:

"It's not gonna suck itself".

lol that's the ticket

Stuff to ask a girl

1) Do you like anal?

If no

1a) Would you like to try anal?

2) Mind if we invite your best female friend over?

If she doesnt mind..

2a) Want to have a 3some?

3) Do you like underwear? Cause I dont like them..we need to take yours off

4) So...ever gave a handjob before?

5) What about a blowjob?

6) Ever been fucked like the whore you are?

7) Ever been fucked by a horse?

7a) Mind fucking my horse?

If you've just had sex...

8) Again?

Take her to a bar, get her wasted, wait until she's passed out and then...

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

slip it in discreetfully

Try not to wake her up.