this thread is for anyone needs some honest friendly advice, a shoulder to cry on, a sense of direction, or even just some helpful advice...

Dear Echo,

Are you a therapist? If not, then your advice will most likely be severely biased and based solely on your stilted experience. Are you male or female? Again, biased.

Love, Psychonautical

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Dear Echo,

Are you a therapist? If not, then your advice will most likely be severely biased and based solely on your stilted experience. Are you male or female? Again, biased.

Love, Psychonautical

Ahhh yes my first letter. I am a male in my early twenties. I am not a therapist, but I enjoy helping people with there problems. If you send me a letter, then you must want my advice or help. In which I will offer my opinion. I will try to look at both sides of the picture, but my answer may be biased. I will not give anyone smartass answers if they are serious. I hope this solves your questions.

Sincerely,

Echo

Dear Echo,

You handled that surprisingly well, I expected a barrage of childish insults. You have my support, but I have no questions or problems that require advice at this point and time.

Love, Psychonautical

Dear Echo,

How do I get a slut to let me stick it in her butt? I've never plowed any muddy fields.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Dear Echo,

How do I get a slut to let me stick it in her butt? I've never plowed any muddy fields.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

Dear Easy Rider,

The easiest way to get a slut is to visit the redlight district of your city. I do not recomend sticking your penis in her butt. That is gross and you might pick up a STD. Sluts tend to have those.

If you would like to learn how to plow a field, you can probably drive around the country roads and ask farmers if you can give it a try. I would also recomend looking it up on google before you give it a try.

I am not responsibe for any legal trouble you might get into.

Sincerely,

Echo

[This message has been edited by echo4818 (edited 01-20-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

Dear Easy Rider,

The easiest way to get a slut is to visit the redlight district of your city. I do not recomend sticking your penis in her butt. That is gross and you might pick up a STD. Sluts tend to have those.

If you would like to learn how to plow a field, you can probably drive around the country roads and ask farmers if you can give it a try. I would also recomend looking it up on google before you give it a try.

I am not responsibe for any legal trouble you might get into.

Sincerely,

Echo



Dear Echo,

I already got the sluts, I got more sluts then I got white tees, I'm just trying to wrestle in the mud. I don't even know how I'd bring it up, like wtf, do I just be like eh girl do you know what would be great? One of my boys just got back from Russia or some shit and I was talking shit to him, and he was all YEAH WELL IVE FUCKED A BITCH IN THE ASS!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!?! And the guy has a point.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider



P.S. Seriously.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Dear Echo,

I already got the sluts, I got more sluts then I got white tees, I'm just trying to wrestle in the mud. I don't even know how I'd bring it up, like wtf, do I just be like eh girl do you know what would be great? One of my boys just got back from Russia or some shit and I was talking shit to him, and he was all YEAH WELL IVE FUCKED A BITCH IN THE ASS!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!?! And the guy has a point.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider



P.S. Seriously.

I have no desire to do a girl up the ass personally, but if you do I am not going to stop you.

I would advise you to romantically arouse her, ie give her a back rub, make a candlelit dinner, or something of that sort. Get her into the mood. That type of romantic stuff really gets girls going wild for us men. We couldn't care less, but they love it. I recomend talking to a girl and asking them, don't be a dick about it. Just be honest and be yourself. Dont be fake, and whatever your do do not just jam it in while your in the middle of doing the dirty deed, she will not like that one. Good luck.

Sincerely,

Echo

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

I have no desire to do a girl up the ass personally, but if you do I am not going to stop you.

I would advise you to romantically arouse her, ie give her a back rub, make a candlelit dinner, or something of that sort. Get her into the mood. That type of romantic stuff really gets girls going wild for us men. We couldn't care less, but they love it. I recomend talking to a girl and asking them, don't be a dick about it. Just be honest and be yourself. Dont be fake, and whatever your do do not just jam it in while your in the middle of doing the dirty deed, she will not like that one. Good luck.

Sincerely,

Echo

Dear Echo,

Somewhat shitty advice. I was thinking it would be pretty fucking hot, if I was digging out the coochie, and flipped like I was gonna hit it from the back, then just slammed it balls deep into her ass and started laughing and then be like SURPRISE BITCH, and then she'd start backing up on it looking in my eyes and screaming "OH I LOVE CHRISTMAS DADDY!!!"...

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

Dear Echo,

How are you?

Kind regards, your friend

-Zonko

Dear Echo,

To start off, Im glad to see some kind of intelligance back in S&A, and I need a break from posting advice :P. Anyways, today at school I decided to "chop" girls again after two years from breaking up with my girlfriend. Long story short, my ex cheated me, robbed me, and humiliated me. So today, I went to the library, saw a good looking girl and sat down. Most girls in my school would have been "...Wtf is this guy doing?" but she was brown so shes like "heys whats up." Ive never talked to this girl so that was a sign that she was interested in me. We talked for a bit, but there was alot of silence inbetween the conversation... Luckily she asked me a bunch of questions to keep the conversation live. Im not a shy guy, but I dont know why I was'nt talking very much...Can you help me out?

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

Dear Echo,

To start off, Im glad to see some kind of intelligance back in S&A, and I need a break from posting advice :P. Anyways, today at school I decided to "chop" girls again after two years from breaking up with my girlfriend. Long story short, my ex cheated me, robbed me, and humiliated me. So today, I went to the library, saw a good looking girl and sat down. Most girls in my school would have been "...Wtf is this guy doing?" but she was brown so shes like "heys whats up." Ive never talked to this girl so that was a sign that she was interested in me. We talked for a bit, but there was alot of silence inbetween the conversation... Luckily she asked me a bunch of questions to keep the conversation live. Im not a shy guy, but I dont know why I was'nt talking very much...Can you help me out?

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious

Dear Raptafairious,

Your name is a bitch and a half to type. You weren't talkative because you weren't high. I prescribe a sack to the face before womanizing.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:



Dear Raptafairious,

Your name is a bitch and a half to type. You weren't talkative because you weren't high. I prescribe a sack to the face before womanizing.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider



Dear Easy Rider,

I am highly amused by your post, and the best way to remember my name is converting Rastafairious, to Raptafairious. Second off, I dont smoke or do drugs. Finally, I presume you recall a sack to the face, towards who exactly? Me or the girl I'm talking to?

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious

Originally posted by Easy Rider:

quote:

Dear Raptafairious,

Your name is a bitch and a half to type. You weren't talkative because you weren't high. I prescribe a sack to the face before womanizing.

Sincerely,

Easy Rider



Apparently you're too fucking stupid to use Copy and Paste.

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

Dear Easy Rider,

I am highly amused by your post, and the best way to remember my name is converting Rastafairious, to Raptafairious. Second off, I dont smoke or do drugs. Finally, I presume you recall a sack to the face, towards who exactly? Me or the girl I'm talking to?

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious

Dear Raptafairious,

Roflalmajfgpoiajgoiahgoaihgahadklkahfioahfskfjakhr h!!! By sack to the face I meant, a sack of marijuana, smoked all into your face. Rgfkiapjflkajflaghoighh!@!$$uyt0yhoghasfhahffahfaf

I'm lucky I just finished drinking my coke before I read that shit.

Good tip on converting rastafairious, I used it and it worked superbly. Weed isn't a drug, but it seems you're fucked. Listen to hella good music, and get feeling all UGHHHH, then remember what that feels like every time you get at a bitch and then game just flows off you like some sort of famous waterfall. ITS RAINING GAME IN NORTHERN CALLLLLIFORRRNIA!

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

quote:Originally posted by Psychonautical:

Originally posted by Easy Rider:

[b] Apparently you're too fucking stupid to use Copy and Paste.

Dear Psychonautical,

Hey, shut the fuck up. If imma roleplay this satin 18th century shit I can't use modern day inventions like copy and paste, or it fucks up my experiance. Go take a sack to the face!

Sincerely,

Easy Rider

P.S. Daps to my ninja raptafairious for my new insult.

Dear Easy Rider,

Edit: Cancel that, this thread is getting off topic. Im waiting for some legit advice not involving Cannibus or any sort of drug to enhance my experience talking to girls, sorry Easy Rider :P.

Sincerely and Grateful,

Raptafairious



[This message has been edited by Raptafairious (edited 01-20-2007).]

Dear Echo,

I'm a guy, but I've always wanted to grow a vagina. My friends told me to go fuck myself, and I'm afraid of surgery. So, how do I grow a vagina?

Sincerely,

DR

Dear Ecko,

Wtf is foreskin.

From,

xiahoudun

quote:Originally posted by xiahoudun:

Wtf is foreskin.

GODDAMMIT I need to know!

^ Youll know when you hit puberty boy.

edit:

Dear Mr. Echo,

Ive found out that Ive stopped believing in love. In true love. Yet, I always have some hope. But with each day that hope dwindles some more... And life without love just seems empty, because getting some fine ass isnt so troublesome. I feel something for a girl, she responds back ie. doent kick me in the balls and tells me to fuck off, just talks, plays and other such stuff. I thought it was going good, but it turns out that she on friendly terms with alot of other guys. Now, Ive lost most hope, and just see it as some practice... Should I still believe that she feels anything towards me, or is she just a slut, OR something else...

Thank you

~LiquidIce

[This message has been edited by LiquidIce (edited 01-20-2007).]

Since Echo is not present at the time, I will be happy to apply advice to anyone needing it until he returns.

Dear DesertRebel,

I am not quite sure if there is a possible way to actually grow a vagina without surgery. There is hope though. I have heard of self-hypnotic techniques that deal with breast enlargment, for male and female. So if your not as keen on time as I am, you might google techniques of how to grow a vagina. Also, you can try taking female hormone pills, but the results might not be quite as you expected.

Dear Xiahoudun,

The foreskin is a layer of skin that surrounds and protects the glans of the penis. It can usually be retracted, exposing the glans, for whatever reason necessary (Washing, increased pleasure, ect.)

Dear LiquidIce,

Beleive it or not, I went through the same situation for the last two years. I was expecting love would just come to me. It didnt. I just realized that last thursday... Thats why Im posting in this topic :P.

Anyway, the point im trying to make here is that, you still have life to live. You really got to think about what you really want. It sounds like shes a real flirt, but she might just be leading guys on. So you might have a chance, but as big of a chance that she might be leading you on. Do you really have the hots for her? Theres plenty of time and people to see what you really want.

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious

[This message has been edited by Raptafairious (edited 01-20-2007).]

Alright tnx.

Edit: Oh and yea, I hope you get with that girl .

[This message has been edited by xiahoudun (edited 01-20-2007).]

Hahaha...Much appreciated xiahoudun...I still need advice for my own personal use though.

Dear Echo,

I raped and murdered an 87 year-old lady (with a knife) who lives in my building. Now, of course I plan to hide the body, but in my throes of passion I didn't think clearly and committed the deed in her apartment...which is on the 12th floor. That's alot of fuckin doors to pass while dragging a dead body. So how esxactly do you suggest I dispose of the body?

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Dear Echo,

I raped and murdered an 87 year-old lady (with a knife) who lives in my building. Now, of course I plan to hide the body, but in my throes of passion I didn't think clearly and committed the deed in her apartment...which is on the 12th floor. That's alot of fuckin doors to pass while dragging a dead body. So how esxactly do you suggest I dispose of the body?

Dear SlapinFoFun,

Eat it.

Sincerely, Psychonautical

Dear SlapinFoFun,

I recommend putting the body in a garbage bag. May sound simple, but may be the best way to cover it up. Cut off all the arms and legs off and put them into seperate bags, then load clothing into each bag. Have 3 bags at maximum to put all of the body parts in, then just disguise it with laundry. Anyone asks, just say that your doing her laundry.

Sincerely & Grateful,

Raptafairious (Forgot my name :P)

[This message has been edited by Raptafairious (edited 01-20-2007).]

Dear Echo,

WHERE DA HELL YOU AT!!!??!?!

From, xiahoudun

Dear echo,

So I was dating this guy for a few weeks, and things start to get serious. We end up having sex and then he dumps me the next day. He still wants to be friends with me though, and we still talk in school. But I dont know, should I be pissed off at him for using me? He said he didnt use me, his exact words were "after we had sex, I realized that I only thought of you as a firend", but it sure as hell feels like i was used.

quote:Originally posted by squirrel girl:

Dear echo,

So I was dating this guy for a few weeks, and things start to get serious. We end up having sex and then he dumps me the next day. He still wants to be friends with me though, and we still talk in school. But I dont know, should I be pissed off at him for using me? He said he didnt use me, his exact words were "after we had sex, I realized that I only thought of you as a firend", but it sure as hell feels like i was used.

Dear Squirrel Girl,

Sorry to say this but, yes, you have been used. The guy that you had intercourse with was just making up false excuses. Still dont understand? Let me ask you this, what did you feel after you had intercourse, did you feel more attached to him? Most people do. I am highly sure that he was just using you.

Scream, yell, cry all you want, but it wont do you no good. Revenge might come to mind, and it can be sweet, but it can backfire aswell. Be careful of your actions, try to control your urges. The best thing for you todo right now, is to move on. Also, if you see him in the future, and he comes and tries to talk to you, just smile and walk away and remember that you have become stronger after this situation.

Dear Mr Raptafairious,

THank you for the intresting advice. Now, the hardest thing is to find out whether Im sadly attached to some cock teaser or somebody for whom its just normal, and doesnt do it for the hotz or lulz. I have already thought about it long enough and decided to follow one way: continue, maybe something will come out of it, if not then too bad, atleast I had some fun along the way. Now, the only glitch in there is how or when will I finally uncover the truth that intrests me. Although she is on friendly terms with other guys, its not all of the guys she could get, and usually shes just friendly, having some more attachment to maybe 1-2 other guys, like resting her head or playing with them. Im the third one.

Thank you

Sincerly

~LiquidIce

quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:

^ Youll know when you hit puberty boy.

OH SWEET I'VE HIT PUBERTY NOW I'M GONNA GROW A FORESKIN

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

OH SWEET I'VE HIT PUBERTY NOW I'M GONNA GROW A FORESKIN

And a uh... uhm... a scrotum and a glans too! You see! Its incredible!

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Dear Echo,

How are you?

Kind regards, your friend

-Zonko

You can field with one Raptafaceface.

Bump, we need more problems

Dear, whomever

how do you deal with someone that has killed 12 men, wants to kill one of your friends, but likes you?

sincerely,

PaulBurgerking