Like seriously, since I'm not an asshole to them there all on my dick. I'm cool enough to not be like, we don't have a chance because I'd never find your vag in all those rolls baby, but I'm at a loss how to be polite and tell them to fuck off.

In english?

Please?

That's good, because nobody else does.

Gangsteeer.

They should feel truly honoured that you with your no doubt perfect body, free of all physical imperfections, lower yourself to talk to them at all.

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Hahahahah thats hilarious! Its annoying as fuck when you cant even see their vagina and you are like WTF bitch I cant even see your shit get away from me

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

They should feel truly honoured that you with your no doubt perfect body, free of all physical imperfections, lower yourself to talk to them at all.

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Wtf. I'm cool talking to them, its not weird or anything until they start hitting on me so obviously and I so plainly don't want it and they can't take a hint and start following me around.

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It means you're on the border of nice-guy and alpha-male asshole. Step up the confidence and start insulting them and hitting on hotter women. Insecure women with weight issues will hate you for it.

quote:Originally posted by the_inner_war:

It means you're on the border of nice-guy and alpha-male asshole. Step up the confidence and start insulting them and hitting on hotter women. Insecure women with weight issues will hate you for it.

I pride myself on not fucking with people for no reason though, heh. I wouldn't feel anything, but its not like I have a problem with the bitch, I'm just not interested. Like she just sat and talked to me for half the fucking period trying to get me to ask her out to this valentines day dance, and the whole time I just kept saying thats cool and not making eye contact. And the day before she saw me grinding on the other hoes ass who apparently fucked up and got sent to a foster home, I'm just cool and say sup when I walk past her.

Come to think of it its got to be a bitch to be a bitch and always have hard ons walking into you and shit.

I'm the same way. The best deturent is having hot chicks around you. Fatties feel intimidated , and chicks pride themselves in making themselves visibly superior

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

I'm the same way. The best deturent is having hot chicks around you. Fatties feel intimidated , and chicks pride themselves in making themselves visibly superior

Lol I'm covered everywhere but my period with her. Theres no hot bitches. I should get a real girlfriend for protection man. She doesn't even respect the law of headphones, shell start taking to me even when I got the music slapping all the way up. After school I had to make a fake bathroom pass just so the bitch didn't follow me home.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

Like seriously, since I'm not an asshole to them there all on my dick. I'm cool enough to not be like, we don't have a chance because I'd never find your vag in all those rolls baby, but I'm at a loss how to be polite and tell them to fuck off.

Do you smell like a Big Mac?

quote:Originally posted by theedge330:

Do you smell like a Big Mac?



I smell like empowermint.

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

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lmfao!

I dont rap to get the women

fuck bitches

Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

I have a similar problem with children.

No, seriously, i remember this one time i got hit on by a 10-year old girl, that shit was fucking scary.

With that said, i must confess that i have a thing for children too...But don't tell anyone.

You sound like a bit of a tosser tbh

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You sound like a bit of a tosser tbh

Who? Me?

Nooo, Easy Rider lol.

I'm really not attracted to fat women either. I might just be crazy but I've noticed when sitting next to fat girls they often tend to smell kind of like.. urine?

Could be wrong.. anyways I find alot of fat girls unles they're the shy insecure ones that wouldnt hit on you at all, tend to be huge bitches (no pun intended) . It's like they're trying to prove to the rest of the world that being fat doesn't affect their self esteem and they're yappy and grouchy. So what I'd do in your situation is wait for them to say something that could possibly offend someone if they were sensitive, and pretend that they really pissed you off and then you have an excuse not to talk to them without being a complete dick, and you still have your pride. Even more so cause now you know you're smart for handling your situation so well!

quote:Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude:

I'm really not attracted to fat women either. I might just be crazy but I've noticed when sitting next to fat girls they often tend to smell kind of like.. urine?

Could be wrong.. anyways I find alot of fat girls unles they're the shy insecure ones that wouldnt hit on you at all, tend to be huge bitches (no pun intended) . It's like they're trying to prove to the rest of the world that being fat doesn't affect their self esteem and they're yappy and grouchy. So what I'd do in your situation is wait for them to say something that could possibly offend someone if they were sensitive, and pretend that they really pissed you off and then you have an excuse not to talk to them without being a complete dick, and you still have your pride. Even more so cause now you know you're smart for handling your situation so well!

Man fat girls do smell like piss, Piss or sour milk. Its fucken nasty. And your right about them always acting either really happy or really sad, even more so then the average girl. Its fucken annoying. fuck one guy i know is going out with a fatty. She is the most annoying person int he fucken world. She is the only person i can actually say i hate. I like everybody but i fucken hate her

heh, in hs I got stuck walking behind the "monster squad" a group of fat nasty bitches that weren't good enough to be cheerleaders wtf did they call them err...its irrelevant i guess but they were coming from there practice and these bitches smelled so bad I was literally gasping for air I had to go see the nurse cause people thought i was gonna die...so then i had to tell the nurse what happened and she looked at me like i was the biggest asshole in the world and then i lawl'd

same with me. just do the rolls man. do the rolls.

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

Man fat girls do smell like piss, Piss or sour milk. Its fucken nasty. And your right about them always acting either really happy or really sad, even more so then the average girl. Its fucken annoying. fuck one guy i know is going out with a fatty. She is the most annoying person int he fucken world. She is the only person i can actually say i hate. I like everybody but i fucken hate her

I keep telling people fat bitches smell like sour milk, and they never understand! I'm glad someone agrees.

quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:

I keep telling people fat bitches smell like sour milk, and they never understand! I'm glad someone agrees.

They do and its nasty as fuck!

HAHAHAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE! I just kept my headphones bumpin' and slappin' and every time the bitch came near me I dropped whatever was in my hand and spent like 10 minutes walking around cleaning it, and all through lunch I walked around talking to cruel blonde looking bitches, and I got like, a good 75 percent of them on my nuts.

I hate fat bitches. There persistent, smelly and annoying as hell. I have had a few try to hit on me. The way to get away from them is act like an ass. Act like your not intersted and ignore them and if that doesn't work start makeing fun of them. It might seem mean but if you want them off your ass fast just make them think your an asshole.