what to do... what to do...?

should i stab them and tell them thats how i feel emotionally?

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Oi. Leave me out of this.

In all seriousness, heart break is part of growing up. Learn from it, and leave it at that.

Let go of your feelings.

Yeah man...Just get used to it.

Life is going to be full of hurt and pain.

Although finding thrush-yeast infected material and throwing it on their food is the revenge that just keeps giving!

It's pointless.

Yeah, I agree, it's pointless. Hurting them isn't going to change the fact that they hurt you.

But that being said, a friend of mine broke my heart last year (lead me on, we ended up sleeping together, he goes and gets a girlfriend), and I secretly hope the girl he chose over me dumps him. Which is pretty immature, but I would feel satisfaction knowing that he's had his heart broken when he could have had me.

ive had revenge on two girls who have broke my heart. im not going into detail cause its personal .,.. but it makes you feelm much better

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The best revenge is living well. Succeed in everything you do, become the master of your world, greet them as your friend but hold them in contempt with just enough contact that they can imagine what might have been.

Fucking their best friends/brothers/fathers is usually quite satisfying.

I'd suggest selling their entire collection of MTG cards but that would be so incredibly utterly evil.

Best revenge going is to send her a beautiful bouquet of pricey flowers and a handwritten note thanking her for all the good times.

Then make sure you 'good mouth' her everywhere (especially in school), never failling to mention her beautiful body and character.

And the best thing about doing it this way is that all the other girls will think her a right cow and you'll get lots and lots of sympathy fucks.

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And the best thing about doing it this way is that all the other girls will think her a right cow and you'll get lots and lots of sympathy fucks.

Deffinately. Stabbing a person through their friends is a deffinate.

Try sobbing onto an ex's friend chest "But I gave him anything he wanted..whenever he wanted!" *Gnuffle*

and see how long that 'bros before hoes' shit really lasts.

Post their nudes all over Totse and/or myspace if they have it.

That's what I did, lots of happy people in the world now

When they're addicted to crack they do all the work for you...

But in most cases it's better to do nothing. My strategy is that I leave it for a long time, say a year or so, and if after that long I still feel angry about it, I start planning.

Generally it's unhealthy to hold grudges though. Let it go, you'll be happier for it.

Jx

umm i havent had revenge on my ex but i got really good revenge on the guy that she dumped me for..

this guy, who is probably the last person in the world who should be asking me for favors, came to me looking for cocaine. i told him no problem, that it would be $60/g and if he could front the money i'd go and get it for him.

he gave me the money and then when i got back, i did half of it by myself and put a half gram of laxatives and baking soda with a little sprinkle of powdered white pepper. pwned.

I cheated on her twice in a week with two different girls. The one was on her birthday then I stopped talking to her completly. Think it worked pretty well, she was calling me for a long time.

Heh... I had a friend.

I emphasise had... I was only in my teens at the time. He had the clap. Good lookin' fella, pulled pretty much any girl he tried. I think this was his downfall.

So this bitch really hurt me. We started seeing each other, after maybe a week I fucked her and it was awesome. She was the apple of my eye, my everything. I was young and foolish, but after little time I had falled 'head over heels' in love with her. We were together for less than a month altogether. How it ended... Well, we were at a party in a friend's house. He has a 4 story house, and it was almost like a party on every floor. I was bouncing between the basement and ground floor (on speed, literally bouncing between the two) and she was a floor above me. I was enjoying the party and had no problems with being apart from my SO, as she was in the same house. After a while, though, I felt the need to check where she was at...

Big mistake.

...I jumped up the stairs and one of the doors was only open a crack, while all the rest were wide open. I walked past it, thinking nothing... I assumed someone was getting laid, and went to the next floor assuming she was there. No. The top floor was a huge cloud of ganja smoke, and I knew she hated weed, so I went back downstairs, again past the almost closed door, to try and find her. No joy. It took almost half an hour of deliberation before I thought to check the only room in the house I hadnt been in...

I'm sure you can assume what I found.

Her jumping out of bed, completely naked, with some guy, who I could only describe as an enemy, peeking out from under the bedclothes. She ran over and tried to hug me (WTF?) saying "Its not what it looks like!"

I paid £45 for a taxi home. Didn't go to school or talk to any of my friends for a week. Considered suicide multiple times and my only saving grace was a cousin who checked on me numerous times a day, constantly convincing me that life was worth living.

So I eventually climbed out of my pit of hurt, fear and hatred. I wanted revenge, and I knew exactly how to get it.

My friend, the one with the clap, had been recently diagnosed. He fucked her...

I havent spoke to her since. Im assuming that part of the reason was a little favour my friend did for me. After he had fucked her, he said "Shaun asked me to do that."

I like the idea of a good stabbing.

Or you could quit whining.

But stabbing is more entertaining.

I shot at her, after she shot me in the leg. Then we fucked, then I set her car on fire.

She eventually became a junkie, and a while later, had a miscarriage. I laughed my ass off.

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then I set her car on fire.

Ahh, then you would know how to make it look like an accident, yes?

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Ahh, then you would know how to make it look like an accident, yes?

The report still states the cause as "Internal Wiring Fault".

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The report still states the cause as "Internal Wiring Fault".

GG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_3jjqi6GtE